Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 Gah! Waving white towels isn't always a universal language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 They used to say Chad Pennington would kill one puppy every morning, so he could drink it's blood. This was part of a ritual that would add 20 yards on to his throws. Incidentally he stopped doing this ritual once he hit the pro's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington taught Adam Jones how to make it rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington is the ****er that forced me to like... Chad Pennington... bastard! And for that - he should undergo a public buggering. The good news is - you get to administer it eC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Nice thread. Chad I hope you're not reading this! Chad Pennington pushed Mike Lowell into Doug Mientkiewicz last night. Chad Pennington was the Baltimore/DC sniper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Nice thread. Chad I hope you're not reading this! Chad Pennington pushed Mike Lowell into Doug Mientkiewicz last night. Chad Pennington was the Baltimore/DC sniper. I hope he is, that would be pretty funny. Chad Pennington was the son of sam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Indeed. Chad Pennington is satan himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington taught Adam Jones how to make it rain. LOL!!!! POTW NOM!! :character41: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington killed Lincoln & JFK. Chad Pennington was responsible for Watergate. Chad Pennington started all those recent fires in California. Chad Pennington's arm is really a spaghetti string with some toliet paper wrapped around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington is the reason the Patriots won 3 Super Bowl's in 4 seasons. Chad Pennington created Herpies. Chad Pennington started The Black Plague. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington killed 2pac and Biggie. R.I.P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington is the reason Scott Norwood's kick went wide right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington killed 2pac and Biggie. R.I.P. Booo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 This is the best thread of the yr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington is going to win the Jets a superbowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington is going to win the Jets a superbowl. Yes...when he finally leaves town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Yes...when he finally leaves town. On a plane to Arizona for the Superbowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington faked the moon landing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 I think Chad Pennington was the one who gave Eve the apple. Just saying.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 I think Chad Pennington was the one who gave Eve the apple. Just saying.. Chad gave Rome life, and Chad took Rome back, by flicking his hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad sank the City of Atlantis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Smizzy: You have outdone yourself with this thread. It's hilarious. If I could nominate a thread for POTW this would be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 I have a man crush on this thread. It makes me laugh...all the responses are top notch! Oh and...Chad Pennington wrote and directed the movie Showgirls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington wrote directed and starred in both Battlefield earth and Gigli. Chad Pennington is solely responsible for Scientology (His pen name was L ron hubbard) Chad Pennington stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington is the Fiberglass in NewPorts that causes Cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington is the reason the Patriots won 3 Super Bowl's in 4 seasons. Chad Pennington created Herpies. Chad Pennington started The Black Plague. 124's boner for this thread is popping through the computer screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 The greatest trick Chad Pennington ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist...on the football field! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington is the Fiberglass in NewPorts that causes Cancer Welcome to the party! Drugs and Booze to the left....Hookers to the right. Make yourself at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 124's boner for this thread is popping through the computer screen. Just like Chads boner popped Tom Bradys cherry. From one Quarterback to the Other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 124's boner for this thread is popping through the computer screen. Chad sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington was the greatest Jets CHEERLEADER on the sidelines with BLONDE hair that I have ever seen. One time I seen a Cheerleader with Black hair... Well that was ChadWick also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington just looked at Curtis Martins knee... and it was bone on bone within seconds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington is also involved in dogfighting... difference is, he fights the dogs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington's hair caused hurricane katrina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington ended Chrebet's career by hitting him in the head while waving a towell and causing yet another concussion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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