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Chad Pennington is the Devil


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They used to say Chad Pennington would kill one puppy every morning, so he could drink it's blood. This was part of a ritual that would add 20 yards on to his throws. Incidentally he stopped doing this ritual once he hit the pro's.

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Chad Pennington is the ****er that forced me to like... Chad Pennington... bastard!

And for that - he should undergo a public buggering. The good news is - you get to administer it eC.

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Nice thread. Chad I hope you're not reading this!

Chad Pennington pushed Mike Lowell into Doug Mientkiewicz last night.

Chad Pennington was the Baltimore/DC sniper.

I hope he is, that would be pretty funny.

Chad Pennington was the son of sam.

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Chad Pennington killed Lincoln & JFK.

Chad Pennington was responsible for Watergate.

Chad Pennington started all those recent fires in California.

Chad Pennington's arm is really a spaghetti string with some toliet paper wrapped around it.

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Chad Pennington wrote directed and starred in both Battlefield earth and Gigli.

Chad Pennington is solely responsible for Scientology (His pen name was L ron hubbard)

Chad Pennington stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

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Chad Pennington is the reason the Patriots won 3 Super Bowl's in 4 seasons.

Chad Pennington created Herpies.

Chad Pennington started The Black Plague.

124's boner for this thread is popping through the computer screen.

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