Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington ejaculates acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 It takes Chad Pennington 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington is the reason behind George and the Yankees having Superstar players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad pennington once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington doesn't go hunting...he goes KILLING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington can touch MC Hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 How Many Chad Penningtons does it take to screw on a light bulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 James Cameron wanted Chad pennington to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chad Pennington pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 I have to say this is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a long time. There needs to be a Thread of the Week Nom! I'm LMAO over this stuff... I hate Chad and I don't even know why! :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Why was Chad hung in the front and not the back yard? SO ALL THE CHAD HATERS CAN STONE HIM 2 DEATH FOR ALL THE FOOTBALL SINS HE COMMITED... like not being Tom Brady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 It's widely believed that Jesus was Chad Penningtons stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chad Penningtons skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington won the World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 It's widely believed that Jesus was Chad Penningtons stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chad Penningtons skin LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington was what Willis was talkin' about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Google won't search for Chad pennington because it knows you don't find Chad pennington, he finds you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington is so stupid... He thought a Quarterback was a refund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington was the Unabomber during the off season and on bye weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chad pennington allows to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington sleeps on a bed made of baby kittens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 When God said, "let there be light", Chad pennington said, "say 'please'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 chad pennington once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Google won't search for Chad pennington because it knows you don't find Chad pennington, he finds you Irish Jet is on fire! :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 If Chad Pennington were on the Cover Of Madden... Then it would not be a jinx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington is chaning his number to a Pentagram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chad Pennington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennigtons first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 I always wanted Chad Pennington on my team when we played Duck Duck Goose in elementary school. He was always good at Throwing Floating Ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 The square root of Chad pennington is pain. Do not try to square Chad pennington, the result is death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 chad pennington can believe it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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