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Chad Pennington is the Devil

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James Cameron wanted Chad pennington to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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I have to say this is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a long time.

There needs to be a Thread of the Week Nom!

I'm LMAO over this stuff...

I hate Chad and I don't even know why!

:rl: :rl: :rl:

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chad Penningtons stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chad Penningtons skin

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Chad Pennington won the World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Google won't search for Chad pennington because it knows you don't find Chad pennington, he finds you

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chad pennington allows to live.

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Chad Pennington once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

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chad pennington once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Google won't search for Chad pennington because it knows you don't find Chad pennington, he finds you

Irish Jet is on fire!

:rl: :rl: :rl:

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The square root of Chad pennington is pain. Do not try to square Chad pennington, the result is death.

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chad pennington can believe it's not butter.

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