DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 I would rather bring a Knife to a Gun Fight than Let Chad bless my child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 When the fans of the Jets start to leave the stadium early, Pennington thinks its to beat NY traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chaddy P invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington had a dream just like my main man DMLK Jr... In Chad's dream he was a Pitcher for the Mets and was undergoing Tommy-John surgery. He told me... "It felt so real" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawngnome o-line Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington is the reason why Tom on Myspace becomes friends with everybody...Chad scared Tom to the point where he is trying to find enough people to kill Chad. 5 Million+ people later and he still doesn't have enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawngnome o-line Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad is the reason why Saddam was hiding in a spider hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 There is no such thing as global warming. Chad pennington was cold, so he turned the sun up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington was the reason why I lost all my VBookie chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad pennington can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 I feel a lot of C&P in this thread. Lot's of funny stuff though. A commonly known fact is that Chad Pennington spawned Max, Smizzy, Faba, Sperm, GOB, Tabor and Thor. What was left out was that Ecurb is actually just a failed Chad cloning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 I feel a lot of C&P in this thread. Lot's of funny stuff though. A commonly known fact is that Chad Pennington spawned Max, Smizzy, Faba, Sperm, GOB, Tabor and Thor. What was left out was that Ecurb is actually just a failed Chad cloning. we all know, you don't clone a clone of a clone. Has no one watched Multiplicity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington has two speeds, float and kill. Chad Pennington drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chad Pennington NEVER sleeps. He waits. Chad Pennington can win a game of Connect Four in at most, Three moves. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chad Pennington lives in Tennessee, West Virginia and New York. Chad Pennington can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.. at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 I often wonder on rainy nights, does the sandman send Chad Pennington? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snow_monkey Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Be careful going to the beach this summer... Oh, and remember what Doctor Kimble said..."the one-armed man did it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 If Acid rain began, Chad Pennington would stick out his tongue and drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington once punched a man in the soul. Bullets dodge Chad Pennington. Chad Pennington once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Chad Pennington does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. Chad Pennington can split the atom... with his bare hands. Chad Pennington got his drivers license at the age of 16.... seconds. Chad Pennington will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington invented the 40 hour work week .................What an A-hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Donald Trump wears his hair like Chad Pennington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington invented the 40 hour work week .................What an A-hole 40 hours is on the verge of being part time... did he do that too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington killed those homeless guys in Florida... with a backhand chop to the Neck ala Rick Flare......... Chad showed him that move ...Whoooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 40 hours is on the verge of being part time... did he do that too? Yes bastid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington has all his teeth........and he doesn't Floss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Joe Dirt = Chad Pennington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington DDT'ed Jake the snake roberts and damien at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green_blood Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Thank you! At least everyone isn't Emo-ing out over Chad and how much he sucks in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington is the reason why we pay taxes and high gas prices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington can make onions cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Chad Pennington can make onions cry. Good stuff MrsTJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 Be careful going to the beach this summer... Oh, and remember what Doctor Kimble said..."the one-armed man did it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Little known tidbit. Chad Pennington, not Yoko Ono, actually split up The Beatles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 The batcave is actually where Batman stays until Chad Pennington gives him persmission to come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Chad Pennington is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his arms and shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Chad Pennington is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. should have went with arms or shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Chad Pennington didn't want that goat in Wrigley Field He also gave Steve Bartman his ticket to game 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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