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Chad Pennington is the Devil


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Damn...I think Chad Pennington is the reason Joe Theisman broke his leg on MFL....and he might have killed Laci Peterson too!!

Chad Pennington killed Jesus...and the Dinosaurs.

Chad Pennington will kill and eat Chuck Norris for breakfast... and make a nice love seat with his bones.

****! Guns don't kill people...Chad Pennington kills people!

Chad also kidnapped the Lindbergh baby and crashed the hindenburg.

Just sayin

Chad Pennington also killed Kenny....and He is the guy who let the dogs out!

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Chad Pennington eats a baby every morning for breakfast. Pan roasted.

Chad Pennington just walked in my front door , spit on my kids and jumped on my couch with his muddy boots yelling " **** YOUR COUCH BITCH! "

Innocent people who went to jail because of Chad Pennington

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David Berkowitz

Ted Bundy

Jeffrey Dahmer

Charles Manson

Tupac

Martha Stewart

Rae Curruth

Chad Pennington threw Baby Jessica down the well.

Everytime Chad Pennington smiles an old person breaks their hip.

Chad Pennington doesn't go hunting...he goes KILLING!

Chad Pennington always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chad Pennington won the World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chad Pennington sleeps on a bed made of baby kittens.

Chad Pennington is chaning his number to a Pentagram.

Wow....Some of this stuff made me laugh out loud just now.

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