johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 not sure where i did that, but darnit all ..i guess my secret is out.. good job, super sleuth jgb! i guess i should have maxie change my name to greenguy.. oh well. now what to do with all these tampons.... hey.. jgb .. give me your address.. i will send them express... it looks like you might need them today! 540 TURD THREAD P.U. BOX "Number 2" Filthadelphia, PA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 1 expired 1 "never expires" They dont give Garb any because they dont want to hear her complain im sure... truth is the best brand of humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 There is a p-word that I absolutely hate. It used to be used as a name for a cat. A lot of guys here are cats. Garb, please, we don't want anyone to get the wrong idea and think you are slamming or attacking some of the men on this board, please use the requisite lolSC to denote your sarcasm. That is all. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 1 expired 1 "never expires" They dont give Garb any because they dont want to hear her complain im sure... like that would stop me? Joe - calling a man a cat, or asking if they need to borrow a tampon seems to be in the same ballpark to me. I get it - GG is sweet. I'm not. See, life 'aint fair sometimes. So, suck it up and take your infractions like men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Well, what i do with them is sometimes i take them and stick them in my ears and nose and make funny faces in the mirror. Just a suggestion Just trying to picture that made me choke on the bottlecap that I was eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 Just trying to picture that made me choke on the bottlecap that I was eating. edit: fraid of gittin infracted again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Just trying to picture that made me choke on the bottlecap that I was eating. See, that country slop does suck, the guy is forced to eat bottlecaps! BTW, was out in the country last weekend, had hillbilly eggs benedict, a biscuit sliced open with sausage, poached egg and that white gravy you love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 See, that country slop does suck, the guy is forced to eat bottlecaps! BTW, was out in the country last weekend, had hillbilly eggs benedict, a biscuit sliced open with sausage, poached egg and that white gravy you love. isn't that the normal kind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 jgb edited because he is a puss No dude, the .....nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 No dude, the used ones i use to make a nice tea, excellent hangover cure by the way. edit that, i edited it to avoid getting infracted after the inevitable complaints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 isn't that the normal kind? Nope, normal eggs benedict is an english muffin, canadian bacon, poached egg, and hollondaise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 See, that country slop does suck, the guy is forced to eat bottlecaps! BTW, was out in the country last weekend, had hillbilly eggs benedict, a biscuit sliced open with sausage, poached egg and that white gravy you love. No kidding? How did that treat you? Sounds like the only thing you were mising were some hashbrowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 No kidding? How did that treat you? Sounds like the only thing you were mising were some hashbrowns. they're only a pair of tighty whiteys away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 edit that, i edited it to avoid getting infracted after the inevitable complaints. Here, kitty, kitty. LOL! You are such a Lawyer sometimes. You HAD to have gone to a highly competitive school. You just ooz manure....hence, the turd obsession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 Here, kitty, kitty. LOL! You are such a Lawyer sometimes. You HAD to have gone to a highly competitive school. You just ooz manure....hence, the turd obsession. you know where i went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 No kidding? How did that treat you? Sounds like the only thing you were mising were some hashbrowns. oh, i had those too. It was ok, but Alk, it ain't no fettucini carbonara, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 you know where i went. No clue. Skidmore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 No clue. Skidmore? give you a hint, i hate ohio state almost as much as i hate duke. edit: TOTW nom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 No clue. Skidmore? OH!!! GARB WITH A TURD-ESQUE JAB AT JGB!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 give you a hint, i hate ohio state almost as much as i hate duke. Ok - ever sleep with Tom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 Ok - ever sleep with Tom? nice pickup. just another reason why being a jets fan is such torture. i'm forced to hate the best QB from my alma mater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 give you a hint, i hate ohio state almost as much as i hate duke. edit: TOTW nom! Complaint: please remove my nomination for TOTW. I thought those nominations were for bad posts - mine was witty, funny, cute and cutting - potw, baby, not this TOTW "crap." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 Complaint: please remove my nomination for TOTW. I thought those nominations were for bad posts - mine was witty, funny, cute and cutting - potw, baby, not this TOTW "crap." au contraire. TOTW are terrible posts or posts with witty turd humor just like POTW are good posts or funny posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 have a great evening folks. Garb's (oh-oh, talking in the third person) 'outta here. Meeting friends for dinner and haven't a clue what to wear. Happy weekend, everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 have a great evening folks. Garb's (oh-oh, talking in the third person) 'outta here. Meeting friends for dinner and haven't a clue what to wear. Happy weekend, everyone! don't know what you should wear for dinner but you should wear joebaby for dessert. have a nice wknd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 well the turd thread has really grown, it was all based upon the popular stink v. smoke poll. and my get out of banned free card was a big smash. i guess alienating your biggest traffic draws is how JN works. now i know how spiderman felt when he was being slammed in the press despite being a hero. and i had to tell, i am a martyr now and my power grows daily. I have to agree. You are what keep this ship afloat. No way a website could survive losing you. Oh wait -- TGG pretty much doubled in size since you left. My bad. hahahaha. Infractions serve one purpose. They help keep the mods on the same page. Rather than several mods having private conversations we do it this way so we can all see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 I have to agree. You are what keep this ship afloat. No way a website could survive losing you. Oh wait -- TGG pretty much doubled in size since you left. My bad. hahahaha. Infractions serve one purpose. They help keep the mods on the same page. Rather than several mods having private conversations we do it this way so we can all see. you don't need no stinkin red boxes for people to know i'm a nuisance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 you don't need no stinkin red boxes for people to know i'm a nuisance Well it is more for me then. When everyone tells me that you should be banned, I say oh come on -- he only has 2 infractions. That is not so bad. That kind of thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 oh and i hear TGG's growth spurt came after dinobot2 got demoted. cause and effect is a tricky thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 edit: fraid of gittin infracted again where do these infractions show up? i wonder if i have one...but i'm so damned peaceful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 where do these infractions show up? i wonder if i have one...but i'm so damned peaceful. it's a PM invitation from max to report to his office for paddling. you would know if you got one, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 it's a PM invitation from max to report to his office for paddling. you would know if you got one, trust me. i sort of got that impression. just checking though, i dind't know the whole rep thing existed til somebody said click the 'user cp' tab. i wish my IQ was higher than the food i eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 i sort of got that impression. just checking though, i dind't know the whole rep thing existed til somebody said click the 'user cp' tab. i wish my IQ was higher than the food i eat. don't worry, tuna and cows are pretty smart. your infractions would be under CP also if you were man enough to have any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 16, 2007 Author Share Posted June 16, 2007 ahhhh my eyes feel much better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 I have to agree. You are what keep this ship afloat. No way a website could survive losing you. Oh wait -- TGG pretty much doubled in size since you left. My bad. hahahaha. Infractions serve one purpose. They help keep the mods on the same page. Rather than several mods having private conversations we do it this way so we can all see. So are you saying that the Mods here would rather not communicate with eachother if they didn't have to? I always knew there was tension but damn. Max, you need a guy like me as a mod to help smooooooth things over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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