GreenBeans Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Sttttttttttttttttttttop it. You guys are killin' me. GG & Beans...I am SO embarassed right now! That does kinda look like my husband, though. No need to be embarassed, V. :wink: How is he HUNK-A-MANIAC husband doing tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 No need to be embarassed, V. :wink: How is he HUNK-A-MANIAC husband doing tonight? Pssst...I did get the joke, BTW! :wink: You know the word 'hunky' makes me laugh... He is FINE. Mmmmm Hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 For my Math Vixen: What did the circle say to the tangent line? Stop touching me. AND Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes it 3, but across the middle makes it 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Pssst...I did get the joke, BTW! :wink: You know the word 'hunky' makes me laugh... He is FINE. Mmmmm Hmmm. I know you got the joke, silly. :wink: Oh, by the way... HUNK HUNK HUNK!!! Enjoy the FINE evening. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 For my Math Vixen: What did the circle say to the tangent line? Stop touching me. AND Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes it 3, but across the middle makes it 0. those are excellent as always GB!!! thank you they myade me laugh out loud! you can get some free advice from dear greengal anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 those are excellent as always GB!!! thank you they myade me laugh out loud! you can get some free advice from dear greengal anytime Sweet! God knows I can use whatever help I can get! Glad you enjoyed them, GG. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 I know you got the joke, silly. :wink: Oh, by the way... HUNK HUNK HUNK!!! Enjoy the FINE evening. :wink: He's sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 He's sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Herm actually approved the link, it's just that it will take him 6 months to get let someone know of his decision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Beans, I think I know the reason JetNation is not linked... I'll apologize to Max posthaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 Herm actually approved the link, it's just that it will take him 6 months to get let someone know of his decision Wow the over\under on this joke was 1 page. The book makers are going to take a bath on this one. Here is how it actually went down: We emailed Herm. He said he would check with Dick Curl and get back to us. Dick called Hackett to run the idea by him. And I think our link ended up in Tampa Bay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Wow the over\under on this joke was 1 page. The book makers are going to take a bath on this one. Here is how it actually went down: We emailed Herm. He said he would check with d!ck Curl and get back to us. d!ck called Hackett to run the idea by him. And I think our link ended up in Tampa Bay! WOW. GGG was right Max. You DID get your funny back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Beans, I think I know the reason JetNation is not linked... I'll apologize to Max posthaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 WOW. GGG was right Max. You DID get your funny back. Hey thanks but I am going to give it a few days before I proclaim myself back. Let's see what I can come up with after TomShane's next thread: Whah - Writing Is So Hard - Whah If I can tear him apart I will feel good about my chances going forward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Ohh.. I was looking for the "Why no link to JetNation thread?". I'm obviously in the wrong place. Carry on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 Ohh.. I was looking for the "Why no link to JetNation thread?". I'm obviously in the wrong place. Carry on! When you find it please put a link to it here! Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Holy Moses!!! there has been no posting traffic on the site since 12:13 am and now it is 5:42 am ! Maybe they were looking for a "late night" site Everybody enjoy their sleep last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Holy Moses!!! there has been no posting traffic on the site since 12:13 am and now it is 5:42 am ! Maybe they were looking for a "late night" site Everybody enjoy their sleep last night? Sure did how about you? Here's another for you, MV: A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45!" The mathematician replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve." Have a lovely day educating "The Youth of America". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Ohh.. I was looking for the "Why no link to JetNation thread?". I'm obviously in the wrong place. Carry on! Actually, I think you in exactly the right place, DNA.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Sure did how about you? Here's another for you, MV: A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45!" The mathematician replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve." Have a lovely day educating "The Youth of America". too funny, GB!! I just wish my kids would get these jokes without me explaining them! Humor with 13 year olds has to be very obvious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 too funny, GB!! I just wish my kids would get these jokes without me explaining them! Humor with 13 year olds has to be very obvious! Ouch! Middle School? Junoir High? No matter, you're still rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeallllllllllllllly BRAVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Ouch! Middle School? Junoir High? No matter, you're still rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeallllllllllllllly BRAVE! yep Middle school!! as long as i keep my meds up to date ..i am fine but you are right..they are a different 'animal' at that age ...ok Pk and Tx... i am sure there is a joke in there for you. OY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 those are excellent as always GB!!! thank you they myade me laugh out loud! you can get some free advice from dear greengal anytime Hey, Beans! Ask her how to get women to stop hijacking threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 I take offense to that, Bob. How about just restricting their access to the Lounge? Hey, Beans! Ask her how to get women to stop hijacking threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 I take offense to that, Bob. How about just restricting their access to the Lounge? my apologies, GGG. You did not deserve to be included in my broad generalization. I like your lounge idea. I don't even object to having silly threads. I'm just tired of ALL of them being hijacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 my apologies, GGG. You did not deserve to be included in my broad generalization. I like your lounge idea. I don't even object to having silly threads. I'm just tired of ALL of them being hijacked. Backing away from the room slowly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Get back here, Beans. You're the one with the free advice voucher. You've got to ask the Queen Advice Giver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Get back here, Beans. You're the one with the free advice voucher. You've got to ask the Queen Advice Giver. Here I was thinking I might get away cleanly, too. 8) Bob, you're a little bit scary sometimes. GG - Just wondering - how would one get a person to stop hijacking threads? There's a math joke in it for you. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Hey, Beans! Ask her how to get women to stop hijacking threads. i guess this means no more pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt.. Of course this above post is coming from the guy who posted this thread just yesterday in the football fourm... http://www.jetnation.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4073 guess you will be joining me in the lounge, huh Bobby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy henry Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 I'll tell you why the they wont link us!! its a damn conspericy.. and all the unrelated jet talk that goes on here and what-have-you.. ah we dont need them anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 WOW. GGG was right Max. You DID get your funny back. According to Tom his front is even Funnier!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Actually, I think you in exactly the right place, DNA.... Good point Beans, good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 i guess this means no more pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt.. Of course this above post is coming from the guy who posted this thread just yesterday in the football fourm... http://www.jetnation.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4073 guess you will be joining me in the lounge, huh Bobby? Ha! You got served! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Ha! You got served! Nonsense. Did I hijack someone else's thread to make that post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Nonsense. Did I hijack someone else's thread to make that post? of all this hijacking ...you go back and see who made the first "hijacked post" most of the time it was not me buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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