Verde Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 it is never a good idea to chew gum. You inevitably wind up with soap in your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al NYC Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 TomShane, you want to take this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 I once showered with this girl in college. I asked her is that soap in your mouth or are you just happy to see me. Not sure what her answer was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetman_67 Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 TomShane, you want to take this one? If its white and creamy Shane will swallow it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 it is never a good idea to chew gum. You inevitably wind up with soap in your mouth. Ten bucks says gg turns this into a football thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 26, 2005 Author Share Posted May 26, 2005 Ten bucks says gg turns this into a football thread. So why bait her? And what does that have to do with showering? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al NYC Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 I once showered with this girl in college. I asked her is that soap in your mouth or are you just happy to see me. Some bad news for you: 1) She had rabies. 2) "She" wasn't a she at all. You were most likely showering with a racoon. That would also explain the scratch marks on your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Some bad news for you: 1) She had rabies. 2) "She" wasn't a she at all. You were most likely showering with a racoon. That would also explain the scratch marks on your back. She was foaming from the mouth. This explains a lot. Thanks!!! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Ten bucks says gg turns this into a football thread. dont you have anything better to do??? ok.. stupid question. OY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 dont you have anything better to do??? ok.. stupid question. OY! See what I mean? Exactly what does your post have to do with a shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 See what I mean? Exactly what does your post have to do with a shower? i could say the same about your post how about this... go take a cold shower and leave me alone TX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meddle Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Take these broken wings and learn to fly...All your life...You were only waiting for this moment to arise. Greengal, great quote. I hear that little bird chirping in the background. Take these sunken eyes and learn to see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Greengal, great quote. I hear that little bird chirping in the background. Take these sunken eyes and learn to see... thanks meddle.. one of my favorite songs... i have heard many versions of it... it is just such a sweet song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 it is never a good idea to chew gum. You inevitably wind up with soap in your mouth. Is this along ths same line as walking and chewing gum @ the same time? Coordination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 She was foaming from the mouth. This explains a lot. Thanks!!! :wink: Maybe you just had some super soaker-like pressure and it just took a trip through the digestive track in reverse, it's a possibility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 it is never a good idea to chew gum. You inevitably wind up with soap in your mouth. I'm not sure what you mean exactly. Do you have any pix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 27, 2005 Author Share Posted May 27, 2005 I'm not sure what you mean exactly. Do you have any pix? Yes, I often carry a camera in the shower with me. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Yes, I often carry a camera in the shower with me. :wink: Yes pictures would be a good idea, of course just as a public service, soap in the mouth is not healthy, think of the children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 27, 2005 Author Share Posted May 27, 2005 Yes pictures would be a good idea, of course just as a public service, soap in the mouth is not healthy, think of the children. Good to know. Thanks honey. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Good to know. Thanks honey. :wink: No problem! Just as an aside, that is a SMOKIN' body in your sig, does that body belong to you?? HOLLA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 27, 2005 Author Share Posted May 27, 2005 No problem! Just as an aside, that is a SMOKIN' body in your sig, does that body belong to you?? HOLLA!!!!! That is an illustration of my body. And just to stay on topic, the photo was taken right after I got out of the shower....although, I was not chewing gum! Tee hee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 That is an illustration of my body. And just to stay on topic, the photo was taken right after I got out of the shower....although, I was not chewing gum! Tee hee hee. You're such a tease, Verde. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 I really think that the team to watch this season will be the Houston Texans. They're really putting together a hell of a defense down there, and Carr is improving at QB every day. If that offensive line can come together, they'll be right in it, IMO. (HA! Reverse hijack!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 27, 2005 Author Share Posted May 27, 2005 I really think that the team to watch this season will be the Houston Texans. They're really putting together a hell of a defense down there, and Carr is improving at QB every day. If that offensive line can come together, they'll be right in it, IMO. (HA! Reverse hijack!) That's okay hunny, you'll never be called out for it. You are the "it" boy and everything you do is worshipped. Now bend over so I can kiss your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 I really think that the team to watch this season will be the Houston Texans. They're really putting together a hell of a defense down there, and Carr is improving at QB every day. If that offensive line can come together, they'll be right in it, IMO. (HA! Reverse hijack!) you are SUCH a copycat!!! i did that a loooong time ago in the hijack thread... you are slipping tom... originaility... 0 points! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 That's okay hunny, you'll never be called out for it. You are the "it" boy and everything you do is worshipped. Now bend over so I can kiss your a$$. I like the shower/soap in the mouth visual better..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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