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He did a segment at the end of his show Countdown that said a physicist theorized that there is a 20% chance that we are all sims in a futuristic computer game. Interesting stuff and has had me thinking about it all week.Anybody see that-or read anything about it?

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He did a segment at the end of his show Countdown that said a physicist theorized that there is a 20% chance that we are all sims in a futuristic computer game. Interesting stuff and has had me thinking about it all week.Anybody see that-or read anything about it?

I don't think I'm programmed to think that way.

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I don't think I'm programmed to think that way.

nope I guess not-but take last night for example I was on my way to work with the wife and I said " you know I haven't seen John and Kara in a long time" and guess who shows up at the bar? Last time I saw Springsteen there I KNEW I was going to see him there that night-it's like the guy running the game said hey, yea good idea

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Faux outrage? LOL. Anybody who watches Fox can't possibly take them seriously after watching Keith.

To be honest, I don't watch much of any newschannel.

They all try too hard pandering to their supposed base.

I'm not going to get into it, because it will get political, and I don't want to get spanked by Max again. Although, I kind of liked it.

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To be honest, I don't watch much of any newschannel.

They all try too hard pandering to their supposed base.

I'm not going to get into it, because it will get political, and I don't want to get spanked by Max again. Although, I kind of liked it.

lmao POTW nom

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nope I guess not-but take last night for example I was on my way to work with the wife and I said " you know I haven't seen John and Kara in a long time" and guess who shows up at the bar? Last time I saw Springsteen there I KNEW I was going to see him there that night-it's like the guy running the game said hey, yea good idea

I believe in that. You know I was just thinking today it's been a long time since i won a lottery.

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I believe in that. You know I was just thinking today it's been a long time since i won a lottery.

you never heard of guys dreaming about winning the lottery and doing it? Get to the Liquor store Rick and get some tickets-if you win don't forget who told you to go...partner

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Comrades, has anyone considered the following chain of events as an explanation for the bridge collapse:

1. Bush steals the election.

2. Bush wrecks the Kyoto Accords.

3. Bush pushes the entire world into the final, fatal stage of Global Warming.

4. Global Warming causes the cement in the bridge

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Comrades, has anyone considered the following chain of events as an explanation for the bridge collapse:

1. Bush steals the election.

2. Bush wrecks the Kyoto Accords.

3. Bush pushes the entire world into the final, fatal stage of Global Warming.

4. Global Warming causes the cement in the bridge

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OK....Let's twist this with Hurricane Katrina...Hmmmm...yes...This bridge will be rebuilt before the 9th Ward in NOLA, further proof that all Republicans are hypocrites because their convention is in Minneapolis next year. We need to activate our Mimeshevik cell and spread more panic. Activate the Beingist cells also. Humpty H. Humpty would be proud of all the socialism he spawned.

Who's the idiot in the media who came up with the idea that the "death toll is going to be less than feared"?

I want to know dammit! That is not responsible journalism! I bet it was Faux New or Rupert Murderdock.

Let's see....here's a new concept: The bridge collapsed because there were too many SUVs on it and too many SUVs have been driving over it, creating stress and the final break causing the collapse. Yes, evil SUVs driven by evil Republicans!

Now that's TRUTH and responsible journalism!

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As much as I almost want to debate, this isn't the JI political forum.

So why didn't you respond to the topic about "Sims"?

Your first two comments in the thread are

Keith Olbermann is THE man!! I love Keith!

and

You're obviously just jealous of how awesome Keith is.

Like SFJ said, the thread isn't about Keith Overbite.

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