afosomf Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 LOL. As we speak, a case of Champagne is on its way to you. Most of us--Garb excluded--envision her looking something like this: While she probably looks more like this: I'm out:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Isn't it a shame that I don't drink?! Honestly, I'd say she's somewhere between the 2 photos. What about Owsley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Woman, generally speaking, are beautiful, soft and curvy. I've said "she's so gorgeous" about a million times in my life. Still, girl on girl is not appealing to me at all. Either is that photo of the two men. It's gross. Sorry. What about a threeway--in all its permutations, save for those involving livestock? Have you ever found this at all erotic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 What about Owsley? wth is Owsley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 wth is Owsley? Acid. Just busting chops. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owsley_Stanley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 Acid. Just busting chops. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owsley_Stanley Well I guess you got your answer. I'm a pretty straight arrow, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Well I guess you got your answer. I'm a pretty straight arrow, my friend. Me, too. Outside of massive quantities of alcohol, light pot smoking in college, and major dabbling in yayo in the 80s, I haven't really been interested in drugs. Let's just get high on life and spouse swap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Me, too. Outside of massive quantities of alcohol, light pot smoking in college, and major dabbling in yayo in the 80s, I haven't really been interested in drugs. Let's just get high on life and spouse swap. Lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 Me, too. Outside of massive quantities of alcohol, light pot smoking in college, and major dabbling in yayo in the 80s, I haven't really been interested in drugs. Let's just get high on life and spouse swap. I smoked one joint in my life. Didn't like. I generally hate the taste of alcohol.. and I'm entirely too amorous when I drink, which is bad when you're married. I'll leave it at that. lol. As for the partner swapping.. Do people really do that?? lol Crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I smoked one joint in my life. Didn't like. I generally hate the taste of alcohol.. and I'm entirely too amorous when I drink, which is bad when you're married. I'll leave it at that. lol. As for the partner swapping.. Do people really do that?? lol Crazy. Mike Kekich and Fritz Peterson did and countless pornos:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I smoked one joint in my life. Didn't like. I generally hate the taste of alcohol.. and I'm entirely too amorous when I drink, which is bad when you're married. I'll leave it at that. lol. As for the partner swapping.. Do people really do that?? lol Crazy. I tried wife swapping in my first marriage. Unfortunately it took almost a year before I found out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I smoked one joint in my life. Didn't like. I generally hate the taste of alcohol.. and I'm entirely too amorous when I drink, which is bad when you're married. I'll leave it at that. lol. As for the partner swapping.. Do people really do that?? lol Crazy. I have no idea. I'm such a germ-o-phob, I'd need documents from the Mayo Clinic before I'd ever cheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Mike Kekich and Fritz Peterson did and countless pornos:D You're gonna pull out Kekich and Peterson, afo? Guaranteed 95% on this board have no clue who they are. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 I have no idea. I'm such a germ-o-phob, I'd need documents from the Mayo Clinic before I'd ever cheat. Felix Unger. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 You're gonna pull out Kekich and Peterson, afo? Guaranteed 95% on this board have no clue who they are. LOL. OMG i'm phucking old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 You're gonna pull out Kekich and Peterson, afo? Guaranteed 95% on this board have no clue who they are. LOL. I just googled it. That is one crazy interesting story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Felix Unger. lol Not that neurotic, but I make my wife and son insane when it comes to hand washing or keeping my food prep areas sanitary. I actually employ the use of a germ destroying light prior to our marital sexual union. And any oral activities I might perform--which is frequent--on her would require her to completely cleanse her nether region in Betadine. As for her oral foray on me, that requires her to undergo sterilization of her lips and oral cavity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 Not that neurotic, but I make my wife and son insane when it comes to hand washing or keeping my food prep areas sanitary. I actually employ the use of a germ destroying light prior to our marital sexual union. And any oral activities I might perform--which is frequent--on her would require her to completely cleanse her nether region in Betadine. As for her oral foray on me, that requires her to undergo sterilization of her lips and oral cavity. Explanation in detail was really not necessary. The first sentence would've sufficed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Explanation in detail was really not necessary. The first sentence would've sufficed. My goal is always to have someone reading my posts and thinking all this stuff is real. That would make my day. Thanks to gg for resurrecting your thread. I could go on for days with this madness. Thanks for playing along with my lunacy. I wish more posters would add to the mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 My goal is always to have someone reading my posts and thinking all this stuff is real. That would make my day. Thanks to gg for resurrecting your thread. I could go on for days with this madness. Thanks for playing along with my lunacy. I wish more posters would add to the mix. this isn't real...oh my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 My goal is always to have someone reading my posts and thinking all this stuff is real. That would make my day. Thanks to gg for resurrecting your thread. I could go on for days with this madness. Thanks for playing along with my lunacy. I wish more posters would add to the mix. i wanted to add something but the thought and the fear of you cleansing me thoroughly, before i entered this conversation kept me away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 My goal is always to have someone reading my posts and thinking all this stuff is real. That would make my day. Thanks to gg for resurrecting your thread. I could go on for days with this madness. Thanks for playing along with my lunacy. I wish more posters would add to the mix. Obviously, there are online personas.. but there's definitely a hint of truth to everybody's online identities. Maybe some less, maybe some more than others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 i wanted to add something but the thought and the fear of you cleansing me thoroughly, before i entered this conversation kept me away. LOL. Not to fret. My hands are supple and baby soft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 LOL. Not to fret. My hands are supple and baby soft. Lol. its inticing but your hairy palms might freak me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Not that neurotic, but I make my wife and son insane when it comes to hand washing or keeping my food prep areas sanitary. I actually employ the use of a germ destroying light prior to our marital sexual union. And any oral activities I might perform--which is frequent--on her would require her to completely cleanse her nether region in Betadine. As for her oral foray on me, that requires her to undergo sterilization of her lips and oral cavity. Nothing screams "do me" like betadine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Obviously, there are online personas.. but there's definitely a hint of truth to everybody's online identities. Maybe some less, maybe some more than others. Sadly, this is the only place where I can still express my creative side. So, I can go overboard at times. Seriously, I have always been a neat person. Once I took a microbiology class for safe food certification, my understanding of disease transmission--especially related to food preparation and service--went to another level. As a parent, I have tried to teach my son the importance of hand washing before meals and when he returns from school. Not to the point of fastidiousness, but diligence certainly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Nothing screams "do me" like betadine. I'm not an ogre. A light water/bleach slurry is also acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 D1ck in a box huh...who knew:D yeah, more like my dick in your wifes box, ooooohhhhhhh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 ...Cocoa puffs? *hides* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Fruity Pebbles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Fruity Pebbles This is the only one of the beutiful array of flintstones cereals I couldn't do work on. All the colors reminded me of getting five different colored gum balls and chewing them all at once. The flavor just becomes too diverse and not very good on the palate. Now Cocoa pebbles? Shoot I considered shanking one of my brothers with a soup spoon after he ate the rest of a box. My mother caught me in the driveway trying to sharpen it to a point, stepped in and I ended up having to settle for the stale box of whatever healthy cereal that sat lonely in the cupboard. This was a tuff time for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 While she probably looks more like this: Borgo, I was sipping a cup of coffee, minding my own business, checking out this thread and you had to post this. Now I have fluids flying in every direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Borgo, I was sipping a cup of coffee, minding my own business, checking out this thread and you had to post this. Now I have fluids flying in every direction. LOL. Sorry about that, DM. Remember, DNA (Cough, coffee, cough) has major staining properties. Get some Shout on those garments pronto. I would be a stammering mess if I were ever in her presence. What a goddess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 LOL. Sorry about that, DM. Remember, DNA (Cough, coffee, cough) has major staining properties. Get some Shout on those garments pronto. I would be a stammering mess if I were ever in her presence. What a goddess. I would be cool as a cucumber as I faint into unconsciousness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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