Creepy Lyrics Thread (the unoffical)

[Sperm Edwards]

(Whats your name?)

G-Reg.

(What you do?)

Get h--d.

(How you do it?)

Drop my drawers, let her see my third leg.

Chillin' on the 7th floor,

I gotta let these chickens know Big Greg is in the house,

and I'm gonna to make these hoes choke.

On my balls, on my d--k then I bust a nut quick.

On her face, on her chest, stick my d--k between her breasts.

Come on fellas, let's get weird.

Stick your d--k up in her ear.

While I'm laughin at these guys,

a second nut all in her eyes.

(Wait a minute...in her eyes?)

In her eyes.

[Tictac]

Bjork

It's real early morning

No-one is awake

I'm back at my cliff

Still throwing things off

I listen to the sounds they make

On their way down

I follow with my eyes 'til they crash

Imagine what my body would sound like

Slamming against those rocks

When it lands

Will my eyes

Be closed or open?

[drago]

(Whats your name?)

G-Reg.

(What you do?)

Get h--d.

(How you do it?)

Drop my drawers, let her see my third leg.

Chillin' on the 7th floor,

I gotta let these chickens know Big Greg is in the house,

and I'm gonna to make these hoes choke.

On my balls, on my d--k then I bust a nut quick.

On her face, on her chest, stick my d--k between her breasts.

Come on fellas, let's get weird.

Stick your d--k up in her ear.

While I'm laughin at these guys,

a second nut all in her eyes.

(Wait a minute...in her eyes?)

In her eyes.

Greg Olsen of the Chicago Bears ladies and gentlemen.

what a flippin bum, i'm so glad he is not on this team.