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Great minds think alike. Can you get an honorary POTW nomination here at Jetnation for a post made at another board? If so, this one (the one BP linked to above) is certainly deserving of consideration.

This is bullf*ck. Herm is a horrible coach. He was a kick away because he played two straight coaches from the Marty tree, in the man himself and Cowher.

The guy has hit more inside straights (win/loss scenarios to get into the dance) than f*cking Jamie Gold, and because of that, people think he's a good coach.

He's a f*cking joke. A joke. He doesn't understand the x's and o's of football

He was hired because he was a minority candidate applying for a high profile job, and he was Tags' butt boy. Tags put the squeeze on the Jets to hire Herm, so they did. That gave CP the excuse to hire another douchebag from the good ole' boy network.

He's a piece of f*cking f*ck. I'd rather watch newborns get skinned alive than this sorry f*cking excuse for a head coach. I'd rather cauterize my own ******* shut than listen to one of his PC's. I'd rather let Rosie O'Donnell assf*ck me with a razor-wire strap on than deal with three more years of this useless piece of hyena **** coaching on our sidelines.

I'd rather paint my balls with chum and jump in the shark tank than listen to one more of this piece of f*ck's excuse.

I f*cking HATE HERM

P.S. Follow BP's link if you want the orginal. Chiefsplanet has a more relaxed profanity filter than this place does.

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That might be the greatest rant ever.

He's a piece of f*cking f*ck. I'd rather watch newborns get skinned alive than this sorry f*cking excuse for a head coach. I'd rather cauterize my own ******* shut than listen to one of his PC's. I'd rather let Rosie O'Donnell assf*ck me with a razor-wire strap on than deal with three more years of this useless piece of hyena **** coaching on our sidelines.

I'd rather paint my balls with chum and jump in the shark tank than listen to one more of this piece of f*ck's excuse.

I f*cking HATE HERM

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Great minds think alike. Can you get an honorary POTW nomination here at Jetnation for a post made at another board? If so, this one (the one BP linked to above) is certainly deserving of consideration.

P.S. Follow BP's link if you want the orginal. Chiefsplanet has a more relaxed profanity filter than this place does.

The POTW nomination:

"This is bullf*ck. Herm is a horrible coach. He was a kick away because he played two straight coaches from the Marty tree, in the man himself and Cowher.

The guy has hit more inside straights (win/loss scenarios to get into the dance) than f*cking Jamie Gold, and because of that, people think he's a good coach.

He's a f*cking joke. A joke. He doesn't understand the x's and o's of football

He was hired because he was a minority candidate applying for a high profile job, and he was Tags' butt boy. Tags put the squeeze on the Jets to hire Herm, so they did. That gave CP the excuse to hire another douchebag from the good ole' boy network.

He's a piece of f*cking f*ck. I'd rather watch newborns get skinned alive than this sorry f*cking excuse for a head coach. I'd rather cauterize my own ******* shut than listen to one of his PC's. I'd rather let Rosie O'Donnell assf*ck me with a razor-wire strap on than deal with three more years of this useless piece of hyena **** coaching on our sidelines.

I'd rather paint my balls with chum and jump in the shark tank than listen to one more of this piece of f*ck's excuse.

I f*cking HATE HERM

:-({|="

Edit as needed - not sure what the new critera is...

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The POTW nomination:

"This is bullf*ck. Herm is a horrible coach. He was a kick away because he played two straight coaches from the Marty tree, in the man himself and Cowher.

The guy has hit more inside straights (win/loss scenarios to get into the dance) than f*cking Jamie Gold, and because of that, people think he's a good coach.

He's a f*cking joke. A joke. He doesn't understand the x's and o's of football

He was hired because he was a minority candidate applying for a high profile job, and he was Tags' butt boy. Tags put the squeeze on the Jets to hire Herm, so they did. That gave CP the excuse to hire another douchebag from the good ole' boy network.

He's a piece of f*cking f*ck. I'd rather watch newborns get skinned alive than this sorry f*cking excuse for a head coach. I'd rather cauterize my own ******* shut than listen to one of his PC's. I'd rather let Rosie O'Donnell assf*ck me with a razor-wire strap on than deal with three more years of this useless piece of hyena **** coaching on our sidelines.

I'd rather paint my balls with chum and jump in the shark tank than listen to one more of this piece of f*ck's excuse.

I f*cking HATE HERM

:-({|="

Edit as needed - not sure what the new critera is...

I second the nomination, I hope Max doesn't have a problem with it.

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I just spit out my soda reading that...I second that POTW nomination even thought it was on another board...lol.

I did the same but got the keyboard and the monitor. Came just short of shooting it through my nose. Classic - just classic.

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I second the nomination, I hope Max doesn't have a problem with it.

I wasn't sure about the language aspect of that rant - I think it's cool, though. GREAT nomination, Tuna.

I did the same but got the keyboard and the monitor. Came just short of shooting it through my nose. Classic - just classic.

I love when that happens!

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I love when that happens!

I was howling through the first 4 paragraphs - but this is the one that did me in:

I'd rather let Rosie O'Donnell assf*ck me with a razor-wire strap on than deal with three more years of this useless piece of hyena **** coaching on our sidelines.

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He's a piece of f*cking f*ck. I'd rather watch newborns get skinned alive than this sorry f*cking excuse for a head coach. I'd rather cauterize my own ******* shut than listen to one of his PC's. I'd rather let Rosie O'Donnell assf*ck me with a razor-wire strap on than deal with three more years of this useless piece of hyena **** coaching on our sidelines.

I'd rather paint my balls with chum and jump in the shark tank than listen to one more of this piece of f*ck's excuse.

I f*cking HATE HERM

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ATT: Sperm Edwards , Please come to the white courtesy phone...Sperm Edwards...Please come to the white courtesy phone!!

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