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Lady Jet

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I'd like Bill Belichick, that cheater, right here tonight. I want him brought from his office over there in Foxboro, with all the other cheaters, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

Sincerly,

Lady Jet

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I'd like Bill Belichick, that cheater, right here tonight. I want him brought from his office over there in Foxboro, with all the other cheaters, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

Sincerly,

Lady Jet

:)

LOL!

POTW nom!

That was great!

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Dear Mr. Goodell

I am a teacher, and when i have caught a child cheating, they get a zero on that particular assignment. Given that teachers are paid so poorly, maybe i should try your idea, and ask for $20 for a cheated quiz, $30 for a cheated test and a very reasonable $5 for a cheated homework, and let them all keep their grades.

Hey at least i will make some extra money.

OY!

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I'd like Bill Belichick, that cheater, right here tonight. I want him brought from his office over there in Foxboro, with all the other cheaters, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

Sincerly,

Lady Jet

:)

Have I mentioned, lately, how much I love Lady Jet? :rl:

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I'd like Bill Belichick, that cheater, right here tonight. I want him brought from his office over there in Foxboro, with all the other cheaters, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

Sincerly,

Lady Jet

:)

You kiss yer momma with that mouth?! LOL

Seriously though, that was hilarious. Thank you for making my night

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I'd like Bill Belichick, that cheater, right here tonight. I want him brought from his office over there in Foxboro, with all the other cheaters, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

Sincerly,

Lady Jet

:)

LOL!

Hysterical.

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I'd like Bill Belichick, that cheater, right here tonight. I want him brought from his office over there in Foxboro, with all the other cheaters, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

Sincerly,

Lady Jet

:)

Great job LJ. :)

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I'd like Bill Belichick, that cheater, right here tonight. I want him brought from his office over there in Foxboro, with all the other cheaters, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

Sincerly,

Lady Jet

:)

LMAO, that was great.

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I'd like Bill Belichick, that cheater, right here tonight. I want him brought from his office over there in Foxboro, with all the other cheaters, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

Sincerly,

Lady Jet

:)

LOL!

(I know where you got that from)

;-)

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