JetFanByMarriage Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I cannot stop laughing about this song. 7GcVnhNjWV0 IS THIS YOU????? http://youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0 "On Line" I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a scifi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I've never been to second base But there's whole ‘nother me That you need to see Go checkout MySpace 'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I’m mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online So much cooler online When I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A Is when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade Online I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind It turns girls on that I’m mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online So much cooler online When you got my kind of stats It’s hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight Every time I login Online I’m out in Hollywood I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online Yeah, I’m cooler online I’m so much cooler online Yeah, I’m cooler online Yeah, I’m cooler online Yeah, I’ll see ya online sorry i tried to post it directly but could not do it. Mods feel free to edit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Nice song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 The title of this thread led me to believe that Max took his pants off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 OH man this is so about THor. He has a myspace. Mid 30's still trying to act hip. I love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 OH man this is so about THor. He has a myspace. Mid 30's still trying to act hip. I love it!!! Could be worse. I could be in my late 30's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Could be worse. I could be in my late 30's. Keep hanging on to the dream Romeo. Gonna be fun watching you take the kids to kindergarten. In 20 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Keep hanging on to the dream Romeo. Gonna be fun watching you take the kids to kindergarten. In 20 years! Kids? I'm not nearly responsible enough to have kids. My major contribution to this earth is to not procreate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Kids? I'm not nearly responsible enough to have kids. My major contribution to this earth is to not procreate. hahaha. Back on topic, who is this song about then? Can't be me. My online persona is more gay than my real one. Sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 "Thor's sooo much cooler online.....he's soooo much cooler online !! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 hahaha. Back on topic, who is this song about then? Can't be me. My online persona is more gay than my real one. Sadly. Apparently, this song is about kloogy and his Mustang. I'm a big nerd in real life, so maybe it is about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted September 15, 2007 Author Share Posted September 15, 2007 I feel like i am in the brady bunch episode where jan pictures everyone in their underwear to get over stage fright. I cannot get the pictures out of my head of so many different posters behind the key board. I am still laughing since 8 this morning. I laughed so hard i was crying. I think max thinks I am losing it.:bwahaharoll: Then again maybe I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Apparently, this song is about kloogy and his Mustang. I'm a big nerd in real life, so maybe it is about me. I'll let you ride in the front seat next time. I apologize for making you lay down in the trunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I'll let you ride in the front seat next time. I apologize for making you lay down in the trunk. Anything to save a few bucks at the Drive-In. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Anything to save a few bucks at the Drive-In. I was just ashamed to have anyone see me cruising with a guy and a red sux cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Damn Ecurb, you gonna let him get away with making fun of you like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Damn Ecurb, you gonna let him get away with making fun of you like that? Did I miss something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I feel like i am in the brady bunch episode where jan pictures everyone in their underwear to get over stage fright. I cannot get the pictures out of my head of so many different posters behind the key board. I am still laughing since 8 this morning. I laughed so hard i was crying. I think max thinks I am losing it.:bwahaharoll: Then again maybe I am! I woke FlJetsgirl up out of a sound sleep last night laughing non-stop as Bill Maher refered to Bush as President Godzilla on his way to trample Iran-I couldn't stop laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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