Smizzy Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I'm stressed like dog at Mike Vicks house. I could use 10 days on a beach or island somewhere with a nice Pina Colada or Margarita in one hand and a fist full of breeze in the other hand... and a daily 2 hr full body massage with hot rocks (from a female,Sorry Thor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Would you settle for a shemale named Bubba? He/She is very gentle. and the best part....free happy endings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 Would you settle for a shemale named Bubba? He/She is very gentle. and the best part....free happy endings! No offense...You seem like a swell guy and everything but shemales aren't my thing. That would be BP . Do you wear Mrs.T's stuff or do you go out and buy your own? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 No offense...You seem like a swell guy and everything but shemales aren't my thing. That would be BP . Do you wear Mrs.T's stuff or do you go out and buy your own? She's always yelling at me for going through her stuff. Maybe I should get my own. Where do you shop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 She's always yelling at me for going through her stuff. Maybe I should get my own. Where do you shop? I've been wearing all of GOB's old things while he is in Brazil working in the Spider Monkey Reserve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 pack the car an head to my HAUS at the shore...gonna be 86 today...going on the boat. You can rub suntan lotion on my banged up body....hahhaha:vactiontime:...I'm always on VACATION::wub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 pack the car an head to my HAUS at the shore...gonna be 86 today...going on the boat. vactiontime:...I'm always on VACATION::wub I want to be brenda! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I'm stressed like dog at Mike Vicks house. I could use 10 days on a beach or island somewhere with a nice Pina Colada or Margarita in one hand and a fist full of breeze in the other hand... and a daily 2 hr full body massage with hot rocks (from a female,Sorry Thor) potw and seconded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Would you settle for a shemale named Bubba? He/She is very gentle. and the best part....free happy endings! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 Let's all book a trip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Let's all book a trip! I am still thinking about Miami in December- any one want to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Tortola, full moon Shinin' over a blue lagoon and My, my, my, my key lime pie Smizzy, you need to come over to Margaritaville. A comfortable chair, and strong margarita, a good cigar, and some relaxing music is how I unwind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 i make an incredible key lime pie... to die for... tart..yet sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 i make an incredible key lime pie... to die for... tart..yet sweet! Not too tart, not too sweet My baby loves to watch me eat her Key lime pie, my key lime pie (same song as I posted before) C'mon, GG...name that tune. And gimme some key lime pie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Let's all book a trip! About this trip...once i book it am I good to go, or do i have to keep checking for seating as soon as someone cancels? I have very important crap to do, you know. If someone grabs my seat when i am not looking i will cancel the whole thing. In fact, if someone beats me to an available seat, i will contact Rosie and tell her to charter the whole trip for gay people!!! oh wait-- you'd probably like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 I never had Key lime Pie. Is it good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I never had Key lime Pie. Is it good? You kidding? GG, that'll be two slices, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 I'm serious. All I know about KLP is that Woody has himself a huge slice of it while Julliette Lewis kicks everyones ass in that diner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Not too tart, not too sweet My baby loves to watch me eat her Key lime pie, my key lime pie (same song as I posted before) C'mon, GG...name that tune. And gimme some key lime pie! oh it is that country singer... the one who was married to renee for 15 minutes? right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I never had Key lime Pie. Is it good? oh yeah.. You kidding? GG, that'll be two slices, please. whipped cream on top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 there is a place in miami beach ..joe's stone crabs...makes it almost as good as me nowi want to go to joe's .. incredible food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I'm serious. All I know about KLP is that Woody has himself a huge slice of it while Julliette Lewis kicks everyones ass in that diner. There is a halfway decent version of it in the freezer section of your local market. Try it. oh it is that country singer... the one who was married to renee for 15 minutes? right? Ding!Ding!Ding! Kenny Chesney. oh yeah.. whipped cream on top? But of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I'm stressed like dog at Mike Vicks house. I could use 10 days on a beach or island somewhere with a nice Pina Colada or Margarita in one hand and a fist full of breeze in the other hand... and a daily 2 hr full body massage with hot rocks (from a female,Sorry Thor) I live in southwest florida. 10 minutes from the beach. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Jealous yet? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I live in southwest florida. 10 minutes from the beach. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Jealous yet? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I live in southwest florida. 10 minutes from the beach. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Jealous yet? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! But you are not legal yet so big deal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 But you are not legal yet so big deal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 But you are not legal yet so big deal! I'm almost 19, fabarooni! Best part of southwest florida, or at least the area where I live, is there is easy access...to everything and like no crime. But in a month or so everyone from the northeast will be hogging up the town and causing traffic, damn old snow birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I'm almost 19, fabarooni! Best part of southwest florida, or at least the area where I live, is there is easy access...to everything and like no crime. But in a month or so everyone from the northeast will be hogging up the town and causing traffic, damn old snow birds. Yeah get those bridge games up and running down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Is it me or is there some MAJOR sexual undertones going on here in this thread? ... and a daily 2 hr full body massage ... ....free happy endings! ...You can rub suntan lotion on my banged up body....::wub ...My baby loves to watch me eat her... ....whipped cream on top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Smizzy, you need to come over to Margaritaville. A comfortable chair, and strong margarita, a good cigar, and some relaxing music is how I unwind. I think I'm, ummmm, dead in this scenario. Honeymoon is over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Is it me or is there some MAJOR sexual undertones going on here in this thread? lol.. no disrespect intended mrs. T key lime pie usually has whipped cream on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted September 26, 2007 Author Share Posted September 26, 2007 Is it me or is there some MAJOR sexual undertones going on here in this thread? I blame Tabor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted September 26, 2007 Author Share Posted September 26, 2007 I think I'm, ummmm, dead in this scenario. Honeymoon is over! Look...I'll date whoever has those Yankee tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 lol.. no disrespect intended mrs. T key lime pie usually has whipped cream on it. Haha, none taken GG. He's crazy about his "pie" and he gets all excited... I've had plenty of Key Lime in my time and it's gotta have whipped cream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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