Ghost Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I'm absolutely scared of my life. Any advice ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I'm absolutely scared of my life. Any advice ? get someone to buy you some liquor, go to a police station and start launching the bottles at the cars. Tell them you aren't drunk, they should get a pretty good laugh out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 get someone to buy you some liquor, go to a police station and start launching the bottles at the cars. Tell them you aren't drunk, they should get a pretty good laugh out of it. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Be sure to bump the cars in front and behind when you parallel park. They like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 Be sure to bump the cars in front and behind when you parallel park. They like that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildthing2022000 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Accelerate through yellow lights and always get bumper-bumper with the car in front of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Just remember that the brake is on the right and the gas is on the left. You will do just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I'm absolutely scared of my life. Any advice ? Is it a marriage license?? No wonder you're scared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Just remember that the brake is on the right and the gas is on the left. You will do just fine. There was this girl in my high school that missed Valedictorian by 2 points on her ACT to another kid in my class. This girl failed her driver's test within half a block of the DMV for that exact same reason (she gunned it through a very heavy intersection at a red light). She also took down her garage door...twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 License requirements for the state of NC: -Must make all turns without using a signal -Must hog the left lane and go 20 miles under the speed limit -Must use a cell phone while driving, therefore swerving in lanes and causing danger to others...when someone gives you a dirty look, cuss them out bc its their fault -Never use a muffler on your car...the louder the better. We also encourage you to make as much noise as you can after midnight. The working class doesn't need to sleep -Make sure you have a magnet for each of your children on the back of your vehicle. Let the world know your kid is a pro when it comes to playing recreational softball -Always throw out cigarette butts when the car behind you is very close...you get extra points if you can land it on their hood -Always tailgate...remember where you are going is more important than where they are going. -If you see an ambulance coming with its sirens on, that means business as usual. Nothing urgent. -If you have a truck, put as many people in the back as you can. Everyone loves to be stared at while concentrating on the traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 All depends if parraell parking is big to them or not. If it is and you're good at, obviously you're fine. If its big and you suck at it, you're f'd. I know from expierence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Use a car that parallel parks for you is my advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 All depends if parraell parking is big to them or not. If it is and you're good at, obviously you're fine. If its big and you suck at it, you're f'd. I know from expierence. they do put a lot of pressue on parrallel parking. I lived in a small town where you would have to search for a spot where you would parrallel park...yet they still think its the holy grail of driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I didnt even have to parallel park for my driving test. Thank God, or I never would have passed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 there are about 3 simple steps to parallel parking perfectly. It's a good barometer of who actually showed up to driver's ed, and who dragged themselves in hung over. 1-stop 3/4 past the car in front. 2-backup with the wheel hard right until you're 45 degrees. 3-keep going back with the wheel hard left. Perfect. Sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 Just remember that the brake is on the right and the gas is on the left. You will do just fine. This cracked me up...LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But guess what ? I avoided all of your " ADVCE " and passed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 you guys gave me hell when i took my road test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 All depends if parraell parking is big to them or not. If it is and you're good at, obviously you're fine. If its big and you suck at it, you're f'd. I know from expierence. Yeah I know, I took a Toyota Corolla so it'll be easier when it comes to parking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 Use a car that parallel parks for you is my advice. That Lexus ? It's too much damn money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I avoided all of your " ADVCE " and passed. And that was the real test. Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 And that was the real test. Congrats. Thanks a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 you guys gave me hell when i took my road test Yeah, because you had to take it like 6 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 Yeah, because you had to take it like 6 times. He failed his permit or license 6 times ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 wtf i passed it on my 2nd try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 wtf i passed it on my 2nd try Hahahha! I def heard 6th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tictac Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 they do put a lot of pressue on parrallel parking. I lived in a small town where you would have to search for a spot where you would parrallel park...yet they still think its the holy grail of driving. I didnt have to P-park, but my sister had to. It consisted of her pulling along the curb with no car behind her, hopefully you will get that lucky. Also, bring a hooker in the backseat, i hear the instructors like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 you guys gave me hell when i took my road test No. You were told to run a lap. Now go run another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 No. You were told to run a lap. Now go run another one. You saw Mr. Wood**** last weekend too eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 You saw Mr. Wood**** last weekend too eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Now that you've passed, go out and buy one of these. Nice and cheap. Have fun. Even the Hummer drivers will get the hell out of your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangenious420 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Yeah im 20 and still haven't gotten my damn license Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Yeah im 20 and still haven't gotten my damn license Took me til I was 33 to get mine. Just didn't bother driving until recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Yeah im 20 and still haven't gotten my damn license Where do you live=in most of New Jersey everyone needs to drive-it is a necessity to do anything here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangenious420 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Where do you live=in most of New Jersey everyone needs to drive-it is a necessity to do anything here. Central Jersey. Exit 9 on the turnpike. And yes it is a necessity to drive here.. Unless you got a girlfriend who's in love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Central Jersey. Exit 9 on the turnpike. You guys from Jersey just keep perpetuating the old "what exit are you" joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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