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Favorite Seinfeld Episode or Quote.


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guy: hey george, the ocean called, says its running out of fish

george: (with an evil smile) yeah? well the jerk store called, and they said they're running out of you!

guy: Who cares? when you're their best seller>!??!?!

george: yeah??yeah?? well i had sex with your wife!

other guy: george, his wife is in a coma.

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There was one episode where Elaine was taking the subway to a party and the train got stuck....and she started to freak out in the dark....and as she was screaming inside her head the train started moving....she was estatic....3 seconds later is goes black again and she yells out " MOTHER****ER!! "

Always make me laugh.

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guy: hey george, the ocean called, says its running out of fish

george: (with an evil smile) yeah? well the jerk store called, and they said they're running out of you!

guy: Who cares? when you're their best seller>!??!?!

george: yeah??yeah?? well i had sex with your wife!

other guy: george, his wife is in a coma.

Yeah, that's my favorite scene in Seinfeld by far.

I also like the episode where Jerry has to wear the thick glasses to cover up his lie to Lloyd Braun that he has bad eyesight.

That is the same one where George is trying to convince that lady (I forget her name) that he is not crazy. Of course it backfires for George, as it always does lol

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Yeah, that's my favorite scene in Seinfeld by far.

I also like the episode where Jerry has to wear the thick glasses to cover up his lie to Lloyd Braun that he has bad eyesight.

That is the same one where George is trying to convince that lady (I forget her name) that he is not crazy. Of course it backfires for George, as it always does lol

oh that llyoyd braun, he's so perfect. Georgy? why can't you be more like lloyd braun?

lol, i love that episode too.

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I don't know if I have the exact quote but something like:

George: "I am bald, unemployed and I live with my parents. Would you like to go out with me?"

Girl: "Sure"

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

"Who are you, George Costanza?"

"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."

:)

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"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

"Who are you, George Costanza?"

"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."

:)

:rl:

no doubt, without question my favorite episode!!!

so george, you wanna come up stairs?

i don't think thats a good idea, we don't know each other very well...

who are you george costanza?

:rl: i flippin love that!!!

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You know I gotta mention "The Bizarro Jerry" episode..

"He's reliable. He's considerate. He's like your exact opposite."

"So he's Bizarro Jerry."

"Bizarro Jerry?"

"Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives."

"Shouldn't he say badbye? Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?"

"No, it's still goodbye."

"Does he live underwater?"

"No."

"Is he black?"

"Look, just forget the whole thing."

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Jerry: "So you feel 'women and children first' in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion."

George: "To some degree."

Jerry: "So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves."

George: "In a manner of speaking."

Jerry: "Well, that's honest."

George: "She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals."

Jerry: "Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly."

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Jerry: "So you feel 'women and children first' in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion."

George: "To some degree."

Jerry: "So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves."

George: "In a manner of speaking."

Jerry: "Well, that's honest."

George: "She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals."

Jerry: "Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly."

:rl::rl:

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