PhinHater Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 These pretzels are making me thirsty. The contest was a great episode... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Not a square to spare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 speaking of having it all...(enter george) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 guy: hey george, the ocean called, says its running out of fish george: (with an evil smile) yeah? well the jerk store called, and they said they're running out of you! guy: Who cares? when you're their best seller>!??!?! george: yeah??yeah?? well i had sex with your wife! other guy: george, his wife is in a coma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Kramer: "Was it a Titleist 3?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 There was one episode where Elaine was taking the subway to a party and the train got stuck....and she started to freak out in the dark....and as she was screaming inside her head the train started moving....she was estatic....3 seconds later is goes black again and she yells out " MOTHER****ER!! " Always make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Kramer: "Was it a Titleist 3?" I was gonna say the same thing. Gotta be my favorite Seinfeld scene ever. "The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man returning soup at a deli." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Just to deviate for a moment - Curb Your Enthusiasm. Jeff - "We have bigger problems than a numb vagina". I died at that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I was gonna say the same thing. Gotta be my favorite Seinfeld scene ever. "The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man returning soup at a deli." That entire scene was classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 guy: hey george, the ocean called, says its running out of fish george: (with an evil smile) yeah? well the jerk store called, and they said they're running out of you! guy: Who cares? when you're their best seller>!??!?! george: yeah??yeah?? well i had sex with your wife! other guy: george, his wife is in a coma. Yeah, that's my favorite scene in Seinfeld by far. I also like the episode where Jerry has to wear the thick glasses to cover up his lie to Lloyd Braun that he has bad eyesight. That is the same one where George is trying to convince that lady (I forget her name) that he is not crazy. Of course it backfires for George, as it always does lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I don't know if I have the exact quote but something like: George: "I am bald, unemployed and I live with my parents. Would you like to go out with me?" Girl: "Sure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Yeah, that's my favorite scene in Seinfeld by far. I also like the episode where Jerry has to wear the thick glasses to cover up his lie to Lloyd Braun that he has bad eyesight. That is the same one where George is trying to convince that lady (I forget her name) that he is not crazy. Of course it backfires for George, as it always does lol oh that llyoyd braun, he's so perfect. Georgy? why can't you be more like lloyd braun? lol, i love that episode too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I don't know if I have the exact quote but something like: George: "I am bald, unemployed and I live with my parents. Would you like to go out with me?" Girl: "Sure" "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." "Who are you, George Costanza?" "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." "Who are you, George Costanza?" "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met." no doubt, without question my favorite episode!!! so george, you wanna come up stairs? i don't think thats a good idea, we don't know each other very well... who are you george costanza? i flippin love that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 You know I gotta mention "The Bizarro Jerry" episode.. "He's reliable. He's considerate. He's like your exact opposite." "So he's Bizarro Jerry." "Bizarro Jerry?" "Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives." "Shouldn't he say badbye? Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?" "No, it's still goodbye." "Does he live underwater?" "No." "Is he black?" "Look, just forget the whole thing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." "Who are you, George Costanza?" "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met." Even better than I remembered. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Jerry: "So you feel 'women and children first' in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion." George: "To some degree." Jerry: "So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves." George: "In a manner of speaking." Jerry: "Well, that's honest." George: "She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals." Jerry: "Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 "I think he's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Jerry: "So you feel 'women and children first' in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion." George: "To some degree." Jerry: "So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves." George: "In a manner of speaking." Jerry: "Well, that's honest." George: "She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals." Jerry: "Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly." :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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