anskyruben Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in St. Paul, Minnesota and trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her class that she's a Viking fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Viking fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Viking fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Vikings fan, then whom do you support?" "I'm a JETS fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain why are you a JETS fan?" "Because my mom and dad are from New York and my mom is a Jets fan and my dad is a Jets fan, so I'm a Jets fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?" Mary said, "I'd be a Patriots fan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Needed a laugh. That was cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in St. Paul, Minnesota and trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her class that she's a Viking fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Viking fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Viking fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Vikings fan, then whom do you support?" "I'm a JETS fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain why are you a JETS fan?" "Because my mom and dad are from New York and my mom is a Jets fan and my dad is a Jets fan, so I'm a Jets fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?" Mary said, "I'd be a Patriots fan." POTW NOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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