RunStuffer63 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 This girl from back home is really catching my eye.. I have been friends with her for years, but I am begining to get attracted to her.. I was going to make a move on her in the summer, but it didn't happen.. Now she has a boyfriend in college... I get a weekend off from school next week... What do I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornJetsFan1983 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 um talk to her, go out have a good time with her and make your move. If you cant arrange for the two of you to get together you probably dont have much of a chance....Oh and if you dont make your move she'll just move on...obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraVerde Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 story of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Rent a werewolf costume, run after some little kids, then go play in traffic. THAT should get her attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Ask her to marry you, tell everybody. Get mad when her parents think it's a bad idea and she reneges. Stalk Alanis Morrissette. Repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Ask her to marry you, tell everybody. Get mad when her parents think it's a bad idea and she reneges. Stalk Alanis Morrissette. Repeat. Man I'll say this much....the SOB is really getting some solid advice here tonite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Ask her to marry you, tell everybody. Get mad when her parents think it's a bad idea and she reneges. Stalk Alanis Morrissette. Repeat. That's what he's been doing the past few years. I think he was asking to see if anyone had any new angles for him. BoomBoom, frame her boyfriend on charges of supplying weapons to Iran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 That's what he's been doing the past few years. I think he was asking to see if anyone had any new angles for him. BoomBoom, frame her boyfriend on charges of supplying weapons to Iran. Dude, we don't live in the US, why encourage an international incident? Think local BoomBoom, think local. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Dude, we don't live in the US, why encourage an international incident? Think local BoomBoom, think local. Well, I was hoping BoomBooom would try doing the frame-up with his usual panache, style and intelligence, and end up in a jail in Ouagadougou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Shoot her. That is the solution my army/marine friends always give me whenever there is a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Shoot her. That is the solution my army/marine friends always give me whenever there is a problem. Don't shoot her at home! Use the BoomBoom style and panache and head over to Ouagadougou first. That will satisfy the criteria of both the army/marine friends and panzer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Shoot her. That is the solution my army/marine friends always give me whenever there is a problem. Again!! Solid , Solid advice !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 This girl from back home is really catching my eye.. I have been friends with her for years, but I am begining to get attracted to her.. I was going to make a move on her in the summer, but it didn't happen.. Now she has a boyfriend in college... I get a weekend off from school next week... What do I do? What happened to your fiancee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 What happened to your fiancee? Traded for roller blade lessons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Traded for roller blade lessons? Lucky girl ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 This girl from back home is really catching my eye.. I have been friends with her for years, but I am begining to get attracted to her.. I was going to make a move on her in the summer, but it didn't happen.. Now she has a boyfriend in college... I get a weekend off from school next week... What do I do? Join the Army! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 This girl from back home is really catching my eye.. I have been friends with her for years, but I am begining to get attracted to her.. I was going to make a move on her in the summer, but it didn't happen.. Now she has a boyfriend in college... I get a weekend off from school next week... What do I do? Walk right up to her, drop your drawers and say "Does my new manscape make me look fat?" This way it seems as if you value her opinion and you don't come off as a pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Ask if you can go to her college and meet her for a movie or something. She'll be tempted to say yes, even if it's just to bug her boyfriend. A yes is a yes though. ..and if things go bad with Mr Sweater-around-the-neck, you'll be the one who traveled far and wide to see her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Kill Him? (dont do really do that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Ask if you can go to her college and meet her for a movie or something. She'll be tempted to say yes, even if it's just to bug her boyfriend. A yes is a yes though. ..and if things go bad with Mr Sweater-around-the-neck, you'll be the one who traveled far and wide to see her. Here's what you do: Get her a gift box and follow these three easy instructions 1. Cut a hole in the box 2. Put your junk in the box 3. Make her open the box. It's guaranteed to work 60% of the time, everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Whip out your pimple..errr..penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Send her an ebola infected monkey, with a card, and forge her boyfriend's signature on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyjetsjetsjets Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 tell everyone you know that you are going to make the move... that way, either you make the move or everyone knows your a pussy. thats how i made myself do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Try this move MnIMeHlvPR4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Here's what you do: Get her a gift box and follow these three easy instructions 1. Cut a hole in the box 2. Put your junk in the box 3. Make her open the box. It's guaranteed to work 60% of the time, everytime. "I think that's 600% of the time." signed Mark Canizzaro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 "I think that's 600% of the time." signed Mark Canizzaro. I was going to ask if they went to the same high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Here's what you do: Get her a gift box and follow these three easy instructions 1. Cut a hole in the box 2. Put your junk in the box 3. Make her open the box. It's guaranteed to work 60% of the time, everytime. funny, i mentioned this was gonna be my costume for halloween this year, lol. Now if only my junk really would fit in a box, i wouldn't have to tape it to my leg for the night as usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green_blood Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Kill yourself. It works, you should try it, chicks DIG dead guys, especially ones that blew their brain out over love triangles or other mush, case in point Curt Kobain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Kill yourself. It works, you should try it, chicks DIG dead guys, especially ones that blew their brain out over love triangles or other mush, case in point Curt Kobain. We are talking about BoomBoom here...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S. Dylan Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 buy some chloroform and a rag. you could take it from there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangenious420 Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Write her a love poem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green_blood Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 I'll write one for you: I want you baby, To be the ground, And I'll provide the rain, Warm, sweet rain, Open thy mouth and drink the rain. I have been watching you, Watching you, Watching you. Watching every breath you take, Every move in the bathroom you make, If we can't be together, Lets drive into the lake. And if you don't want me, I'll take you down, To the docks. We'll sleep together, In sacred silence, With the fishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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