Kidhuman Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Well, as you may or may not know, I won a pizza roll eating contest the other day at my job. They had contests all week. Monday - Mini Egg Rolls Tuesday - Corn Dogs Wednesday - Pizza Rolls Thursday - Pancakes The overall winners from each group went head to head today. We had to eat 2.5 quarts of ice cream the quickest. I slaughtered everyone. I finished at least ten minutes ahead of the next person. It wasnt timed so I dont know how fast I ate it in. I was drinking warm flat soda to offset the cold factor. About 20 minutes after eating it, I puked and it came up ice cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Where in the hell do you work? The Center for Jenny Craig Rejects? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 I work for Dish Network. Seriously. After all these contests, they are having the Biggest Loser contest in the next couple of weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Well, as you may or may not know, I won a pizza roll eating contest the other day at my job. They had contests all week. Monday - Mini Egg Rolls Tuesday - Corn Dogs Wednesday - Pizza Rolls Thursday - Pancakes The overall winners from each group went head to head today. We had to eat 2.5 quarts of ice cream the quickest. I slaughtered everyone. I finished at least ten minutes ahead of the next person. It wasnt timed so I dont know how fast I ate it in. I was drinking warm flat soda to offset the cold factor. About 20 minutes after eating it, I puked and it came up ice cold. Dude, try holding a milk drinkiing contest to see who can drink a gallon the quickest. I talked my brother into attempting this once, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 ..but you held the pizza rolls down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Well, as you may or may not know, I won a pizza roll eating contest the other day at my job. They had contests all week. Monday - Mini Egg Rolls Tuesday - Corn Dogs Wednesday - Pizza Rolls Thursday - Pancakes The overall winners from each group went head to head today. We had to eat 2.5 quarts of ice cream the quickest. I slaughtered everyone. I finished at least ten minutes ahead of the next person. It wasnt timed so I dont know how fast I ate it in. I was drinking warm flat soda to offset the cold factor. About 20 minutes after eating it, I puked and it came up ice cold. I take it it wasn't banana ice cream, or raspberry ripple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted October 6, 2007 Author Share Posted October 6, 2007 ..but you held the pizza rolls down? With the greatest of ease. I take it it wasn't banana ice cream, or raspberry ripple. Chocolate and Vanilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 KH, I am going to apply to your office that sounds like a place I could definately fit in at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green_blood Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 If you get fired, sue them for promoting obesity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Damn, Id have been all over that pancake contest on thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Damn, Id have been all over that pancake contest on thursday. I guess Sooth HAS joined the board after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 I guess Sooth HAS joined the board after all. PANCAKES RULE!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Well, as you may or may not know, I won a pizza roll eating contest the other day at my job. They had contests all week. Monday - Mini Egg Rolls Tuesday - Corn Dogs Wednesday - Pizza Rolls Thursday - Pancakes The overall winners from each group went head to head today. We had to eat 2.5 quarts of ice cream the quickest. I slaughtered everyone. I finished at least ten minutes ahead of the next person. It wasnt timed so I dont know how fast I ate it in. I was drinking warm flat soda to offset the cold factor. About 20 minutes after eating it, I puked and it came up ice cold. this great sport is under attack by our schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted January 10, 2008 Author Share Posted January 10, 2008 So be it, it attacked my colon like there was no tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 So be it, it attacked my colon like there was no tomorrow. please tell me it was rum raisin ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 please tell me it was rum raisin ice cream. It was chocolate and vanilla. Lucky b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Yeah PDM is right, choc and vanilla. I wish it was Rum Raisin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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