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The Pretzel Ride is all I've got..


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I've realized this...

The only thing I got going in my life is the Tuesday night bike ride into the city in I get pretzels with a bunch of Emo's at midnight..

Other than that my life is pretty bleak..

Does it get better?

No girls like me because I'm ugly and mean...

I does not get better. You've the zenith of human existence, BB. Enjoy the ride.

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I've realized this...

The only thing I got going in my life is the Tuesday night bike ride into the city in I get pretzels with a bunch of Emo's at midnight..

Other than that my life is pretty bleak..

Does it get better?

No girls like me because I'm ugly and mean...

...and because you spent your rollerblading lesson money on pretzels.

What a tragic mistake that turned out to be.

And you couldn't even manage to choke on the pretzel to end the misery.

Poor, poor BoomBoom.

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I've realized this...

The only thing I got going in my life is the Tuesday night bike ride into the city in I get pretzels with a bunch of Emo's at midnight..

Other than that my life is pretty bleak..

Does it get better?

No girls like me because I'm ugly and mean...

Lets hope those Emo's dont steal your bike and leave you in the city with no pretzels, then life would be pretty bleak. But the upside is you can find a girl pretty cheap in the city. And it doesnt matter if your ugly and mean to that kind of girl =)

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Lets hope those Emo's dont steal your bike and leave you in the city with no pretzels, then life would be pretty bleak. But the upside is you can find a girl pretty cheap in the city. And it doesnt matter if your ugly and mean to that kind of girl =)

stop trying to get boomboom to hook it up with a prostitute. It only works so many times, and i think we got pretty lucky with our situation.

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