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today it's 3 things.....

1. Reality TV shows- This nonsense has to stop. Where did real television go? I don't want to watch Hulk Hogan do anything but wrestle or Gary Coleman teabag Jose Canseco on the back of Mini Me's moped. The only reality TV that should be allowed on is Court TV. Period.

2. Stupid Movies - Epic Movie, Date Movie, The Comebacks, Scary movies...just stop it. People pay money to see these things? Are you kidding me? This has to be the most unoriginal thing since BP claimed he found a watering hole in Africa.

3. MTV- Real World and Road Rules and every other piece of rubbish they put on TV needs to stop right now. Id love to see the Read World Vs Road Rules in an death cage match...25 stuck up teenagers go in ...1 leaves. That I would watch. Do they even play videos anymore? That entire channel needs to be shut down right this second.

Remember watching good Ol' fashioned TV shows? Sure Mr Brady was a raging homo...but it was good TV. Something you could put on and feel like people were normal.

So....what do you want to rid the earth of? Besides me :thumbup:

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people who come up again and again requesting songs and never drop anything in the tip jar-and their cousins who as I'm packing up come up and ask me "you're not done yet are you-we just got here?"....as my guitar is being put in the case and wires and cabels are being rolled up

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today it's 3 things.....

1. Reality TV shows- This nonsense has to stop. Where did real television go? I don't want to watch Hulk Hogan do anything but wrestle or Gary Coleman teabag Jose Canseco on the back of Mini Me's moped. The only reality TV that should be allowed on is Court TV. Period.

2. Stupid Movies - Epic Movie, Date Movie, The Comebacks, Scary movies...just stop it. People pay money to see these things? Are you kidding me? This has to be the most unoriginal thing since BP claimed he found a watering hole in Africa.

3. MTV- Real World and Road Rules and every other piece of rubbish they put on TV needs to stop right now. Id love to see the Read World Vs Road Rules in an death cage match...25 stuck up teenagers go in ...1 leaves. That I would watch. Do they even play videos anymore? That entire channel needs to be shut down right this second.

4. Fan Forums- It's just ridiculous. People go on those things, puff up their chests and profess their love to grown men, whom most of which will never meet. They make accusations of players having little to know talent, basically saying that they can do it better. The moderators of these sites are all known homosexuals and are always making passes at the men on the boards, and seemingly post pictures of women to cover their known desire for the long black ****.

Remember watching good Ol' fashioned TV shows? Sure Mr Brady was a raging homo...but it was good TV. Something you could put on and feel like people were normal.

So....what do you want to rid the earth of? Besides me :thumbup:

Strange smizzy...very strange you feel that way about message boards.

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people who come up again and again requesting songs and never drop anything in the tip jar-and their cousins who as I'm packing up come up and ask me "you're not done yet are you-we just got here?"....as my guitar is being put in the case and wires and cabels are being rolled up

I said I was sorry. It friggin happened two years ago just let it go already.

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1. The basic lack of any courtesy in the general public. From yacking on cell phones during movies, to being rude and inconsiderate in stores and other areas. When I go out to pick up something at Wal-Mart or somewhere else, I hate the fact that I must infiltrate the lowest of the low when it comes to human courtesy and manners. You want to stand in the aisle chatting with someone? Ok thats fine, but when I say "excuse me" because I need to get an item from the shelf, don't just stand there and ignore it.

2. Incompetent drivers. Yes cell phone person, I am talking to you. The cell phone is the rudest invention ever created. You want to text message someone or have a useless conversation while driving, fine. Just don't expect me to have any sympathy when you are in a ditch or have been in a collision with another vehicle.

3. The lack of good news on tv or in media. Yes, bad things happen all the time. But so do good things....when was the last time you saw a front page story about something positive, or a leadoff to a news broadcast about a good, positive story? It can be quite depressing.

4. People who don't take accountability for what they have done. How many times have we heard "oh he was such a nice boy" on TV when the neighbor/friend of a mass murderer has been interviewed?

Same goes for people who neglect their children and spend their money on booze, drugs, lottery tickets, etc. Makes me sick.

5. People who are unnaccepting of other cultures.

6. The Dutch.

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1. The basic lack of any courtesy in the general public. From yacking on cell phones during movies, to being rude and inconsiderate in stores and other areas. When I go out to pick up something at Wal-Mart or somewhere else, I hate the fact that I must infiltrate the lowest of the low when it comes to human courtesy and manners. You want to stand in the aisle chatting with someone? Ok thats fine, but when I say "excuse me" because I need to get an item from the shelf, don't just stand there and ignore it.

2. Incompetent drivers. Yes cell phone person, I am talking to you. The cell phone is the rudest invention ever created. You want to text message someone or have a useless conversation while driving, fine. Just don't expect me to have any sympathy when you are in a ditch or have been in a collision with another vehicle.

3. The lack of good news on tv or in media. Yes, bad things happen all the time. But so do good things....when was the last time you saw a front page story about something positive, or a leadoff to a news broadcast about a good, positive story? It can be quite depressing.

4. People who don't take accountability for what they have done. How many times have we heard "oh he was such a nice boy" on TV when the neighbor/friend of a mass murderer has been interviewed?

Same goes for people who neglect their children and spend their money on booze, drugs, lottery tickets, etc. Makes me sick.

5. People who are unnaccepting of other cultures.

6. The Dutch.

The reason why I do NOT watch the News ,It's Very Depressing
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I want to rid the world of people who don't know how to dress themselves for public consumption. There is a severe lack of self-awareness going on. Seriously, you are a 300 pound woman you do not need to be walking around in a tube top and sex pants. Especially when you are pushing your stroller around with your three kids in it. Or these guys walking around in girls pants. It is almost as if no one owns a mirror anymore. I know everyone has the right to dress anyway they want but have a little self-respect. Cripes.

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I'd like to rid the world of inconsiderate people.

Not just the occasional person who is inconsiderate (because we've all done it from time to time), but the ****ers who seem to walk around with blinders on never considering their fellow human being.

This includes, but not limited to:

  • people who cannot hold a door for a split second, but instead allow it to slam on you
  • drivers who cut you off and risk your life on the highway just to get a car-length in front of you
  • people who knowingly, willingly and consciously screw you over... to take your money or take advantage of your kindness and good heart, etc.

Ehhh, I could go on but could type for hours!

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I hate people who are rude when you approach them in the mens room stall next to you. A simple I am not interested is all they have to say.

But some of these guys really get mean about it.

Your supposed to tap your shoes first ---

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I said I was sorry. It friggin happened two years ago just let it go already.

some things are just hard to let go of Max-You had me play the whole Tommy album solo acoustic and then walked out w/o clinking a frickin dime in the jar-I mean whadda ya got fish hooks in your pockets?

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1) Mormons- Damn them. They tried converting me to Mormonism with their own socialist literature. **** them, and **** the Smith bros, Brigham Young, and the magic golden tablets.

2)MTV- Screwed everyting up, played a large part in turning American youth into a bunch of whiny pussies.

3)Nirvana- Yes, Cobain died more than ten years ago, but his ****, and MTV playing his **** made the music world divided basically between emos and gangstas for the children of suburbia that don't know how good they have it, and what it is like in "da hoods" of Compton, NYC, and the South.

4)American Idol- Just.... shooot.... meee......

5)Any political show hosts on tv not named Steven Tyrone Colbert or Jon Stewart- Do I need to elaborate?

6)Political signs- Oh look, in the water, ITS A JOHN KERRY 04 SIGN! Ban these damn signs. I swear, Republicans get **** for being enemies of the environment, but whenever there is an election near here, the roads are LINED with Democratic signs. When Menendez was campaigning, Ryders Lane, a major road near where I live, WAS LINED WITH 2,000 SIGNS! Did they ever come clean them up, no. Hypocrites, all of them.

7)Donnie Darko- Shut up, that movie sucked.

8)People that wear Che Guevara shirts- If you want to be an ignorant prick, why not wear an Adolf Hitler shirt, or maybe one with pictures of starved and shot villagers under Pol Pot?

9)Fat people in motor scooters- GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY! I don't want to walk down another aisle just to get around your fat useless ass.

10)Canada- They're played as being friendly, courteous, socially correct lumberjacks and mounties, but deep down inside, they are EVIL. They eat their youth, even up to 8 years old. The Mounties raid homes and whole families disappear overnight. The healthcare system has devolved into household products like Windex and Clorox being touted as ultimate healers. Hockey sucks. They terrorize America every day, and people in the Great Lakes frontier live in fear if they will be captured in the next raid upon our soil. AMERICANS! TONIGHT, WE DINE IN TORONTO!

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today it's 3 things.....

1. Reality TV shows- This nonsense has to stop. Where did real television go? I don't want to watch Hulk Hogan do anything but wrestle or Gary Coleman teabag Jose Canseco on the back of Mini Me's moped. The only reality TV that should be allowed on is Court TV. Period.

2. Stupid Movies - Epic Movie, Date Movie, The Comebacks, Scary movies...just stop it. People pay money to see these things? Are you kidding me? This has to be the most unoriginal thing since BP claimed he found a watering hole in Africa.

3. MTV- Real World and Road Rules and every other piece of rubbish they put on TV needs to stop right now. Id love to see the Read World Vs Road Rules in an death cage match...25 stuck up teenagers go in ...1 leaves. That I would watch. Do they even play videos anymore? That entire channel needs to be shut down right this second.

Remember watching good Ol' fashioned TV shows? Sure Mr Brady was a raging homo...but it was good TV. Something you could put on and feel like people were normal.

So....what do you want to rid the earth of? Besides me :thumbup:

4. People Named Tom Brady

5. People named Bill Bellicheck

6. Cheaters--Oh wait...

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