Jet/BosoxFan Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Geez...its taking you Yankee homers a long time to call this guy out. How many atrocities does Sheffield have to commit? 1. HE WAS PRETTY MUCH CAUGHT JUICING 2. He wont even admit to it like Fat Giambi, although Fat Giambi unknowingly confessed through leaked testimony. He nonetheless is atoning somewhat. 3. Then, he calls Fat Giambi a crybaby, essentially kicking him while he is down (when he's JUST as guilty) 4. Then, he becomes upset randomly over the structure of his deferred-interest contract THAT HE NEGOTIATED HIMSELF WITH HIS CRACKHEAD UNCLE!!! 5. Then, he sits out of non-baseball Yankee functions like team welcome back dinners. Add this all up to the past egregious sins that you guys let slip: -he said during this past Yankees/Minnesota series "The Red Sox will choke, they arent even in our league" (Hows that workin' out for ya, roidrage boy?) -He tried to screw your beloved Yankees by renegging on the first deal HE, again, negotiated himself -He committed errors ON PURPOSE in pursuit of a trade -He has palyed for like 25 different teams and bitched about being underpaid every single place that he has been. This cat is better at flying under the radar than even Derek Jeter. At least we dont have to hear about how the Yankees are a classy clubhouse!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 You left out that he was the chief choker the last 4 games of the season last year For awhile, Sheff was my favorite Yank....but if you choke the chicken when it really counts....piss off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 As long as you hit over .300 with over 30 HRs and 100 RBIs, Yankee fan could careless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet/BosoxFan Posted March 1, 2005 Author Share Posted March 1, 2005 I cant really kill Sheffield for his performance this past year, roid-induced as it was. True, he didnt show up when the Yanks needed him the most, but none of those mercenary types did. It would only be fair to kill all of them and I dont have that kinda time to call out A-hole, Kevin Brown, Javy, "Flash" Gordon, oops...there I go again. I dont know how you guys, even you Yankee fans can possibly stomach this deplorable team anymore! Gary Sheffield? Kevin Brown? A-hole? even malcontent c*ckucker Randy Johnson? Joltin' Joe was the Yankee posterboy of last century. This century's posterboy is Juicin' Jason! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 I cant really kill Sheffield for his performance this past year, roid-induced as it was. True, he didnt show up when the Yanks needed him the most, but none of those mercenary types did. It would only be fair to kill all of them and I dont have that kinda time to call out A-hole, Kevin Brown, Javy, "Flash" Gordon, oops...there I go again. I dont know how you guys, even you Yankee fans can possibly stomach this deplorable team anymore! Gary Sheffield? Kevin Brown? A-hole? even malcontent c*ckucker Randy Johnson? Joltin' Joe was the Yankee posterboy of last century. This century's posterboy is Juicin' Jason! Hey Toolbox. How does it feel to have a roidal freak as your team captain. Get off the roid thing, half the Sawx are on them tooo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet/BosoxFan Posted March 1, 2005 Author Share Posted March 1, 2005 Another day, another BS statement from JonEJinx. There is officially NOBODY implicated in any way shape or form with steroids on the BoSox. Certainly you cant produce leaked grand jury testimony like I can on your guys. Certainly, there hasnt been a papertrail of "supplements" and receipts for quiet cash payments sent from BALCO to the private residences of any member of the current Red Sox roster. So go ahead loudmouth...show me your proof that Tek is on juice! And "because I said so" or my cousin's friend's bother's mailman saw him sticking needles up his ass" doesnt count. I always knew your predictions were full of sh*t...but dont tell me you are full of sh*t as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Bosox When you are asleep tonite, you can dream, and tell yourself time and time again that your beloved Sawx play baseball in a bubble. In that Sawx bubble, all players don't smoke grass, don't do lines and surely don't take roids. In that beloved Sawx bubble, there is no cheating, no shortcuts, and surely no foul play. Also the Sawx play baseball in a new state of the art park, not the rat infested dump you think they play in. It's your dream, that's your little world. But alas you wake, and realize that EVERY SINGLE TEAM HAS THE SAME PROBLEMS IN BASEBALL. That is until you go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Nothing like a good Jone vs Jet Bosox debate to get you ready for baseball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Biggest Douchebags in Baseball: 1) Bonds 2) Giambi 3) Randy Johnson 4) Kevin Millar 5) Jeff Kent 6) Manny Ramirez 7) Pedro 8) Curt Schilling 9) Kenny Lofton 10) Wilpon/Steinbrenner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 How do you leave out that punk-ass mofo Varitek? You know, the guy who will only mouth off to Arod when he's fully enclosed in armor. I'd switch Giambi and Schilling around, but that's a good list, otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Biggest Douchebags in Baseball: 1) Bonds 2) Giambi 3) Randy Johnson 4) Kevin Millar 5) Jeff Kent 6) Manny Ramirez 7) Pedro 8) Curt Schilling 9) Kenny Lofton 10) Wilpon/Steinbrenner I never liked the way Giambi called out Tejada when they were both on the A's a few years ago in the playoffs. This list does seem to have a NY\Boston bias though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Nothing like a good Jone vs Jet Bosox debate to get you ready for baseball. Ahh We've just touched the surface to what will be a cut throat season. It's like e never left!! Maybe I'll even invite your JetBlowSux fan to a game, where a real team plays Yankee Stadim, Bronx, NY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Biggest Douchebags in Baseball: 1) Bonds 2) Giambi 3) Randy Johnson 4) Kevin Millar 5) Jeff Kent 6) Manny Ramirez 7) Pedro 8) Curt Schilling 9) Kenny Lofton 10) Wilpon/Steinbrenner 1) Schilling 2) David Wells 3) Millar 4) Jason Veridouche 5) Johnny Damon 6) Manny Ramirez 7) Papi Ortiz 8) Mike Timlin 9) Tito Francona 10) Thea Epstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patriots4ever Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 1. Bonds 2. AROD 3. Sheffield 4. Giambini 5. Zimmer 6. Posada 7. Sammy Sosa 8. Pedro 9. Nomar 10. Steinbrenner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Your list sucks. Posada??? Posada??? The most underrated catcher in baseball??? One of the most vocal leaders in the clubhouse? That Posada? 1. Bonds 2. AROD 3. Sheffield 4. Giambini 5. Zimmer 6. Posada 7. Sammy Sosa 8. Pedro 9. Nomar 10. Steinbrenner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 1. Bonds 2. AROD 3. Sheffield 4. Giambini 5. Zimmer 6. Posada 7. Sammy Sosa 8. Pedro 9. Nomar 10. Steinbrenner I like that Bonds is still # 1 even with the Yankee bashing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patriots4ever Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 That was in response to someone having Varitek on theirs. Yes, that Posada. Tek is also a vocal leader and captain of the Sox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 For awhile, Sheff was my favorite Yank....but if you choke the chicken when it really counts....piss off!! Chef was caught masturbating during the ALCS??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patriots4ever Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Chef was caught masturbating during the ALCS??? After Game 3, he might as well have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 1) Bonds 2) Bonds (So much so that he had to take up two spots) 3) Giambi (I have hated that tool since day 1 4) Manny Ramirez 5) Pedro 6) A-Rod (Climbing fast though) 7) Sammy 8) Kevin Brown (This is what the yanks bring in to replace Pettitte?) 9)Lofton (Since day 1 he has been a tempermental fool) 10) Matt Mantei (Get a career before you start taking shots at someone) The Nerve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet/BosoxFan Posted March 1, 2005 Author Share Posted March 1, 2005 I agree that Jason Varitek should be on the list...not because of the reason Knob_the_Yankee_Fan said but because he opted to bitchslap A-hole instead of cold cocking him. But Big Papi is loved throughout the league. 1. Sheffield 2. Bonds 3. Clemens 4. A-hole 5. Delgado (surprised nobody mentioned this disrespectful c*cksucker) 6. Fat Wells (I cant take him either) 7. Pedro 8. Kenny Lofton 9. Randy Johnson 10. Karim Garcia (common denominator in lots of onfield/off-field drama) I know there is alot of Yankees on my list...but there would be a lot of Yankees on my all around good guy list as well. So dont call me a homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Another day, another BS statement from JonEJinx. There is officially NOBODY implicated in any way shape or form with steroids on the BoSox. Certainly you cant produce leaked grand jury testimony like I can on your guys. Certainly, there hasnt been a papertrail of "supplements" and receipts for quiet cash payments sent from BALCO to the private residences of any member of the current Red Sox roster. So go ahead loudmouth...show me your proof that Tek is on juice! And "because I said so" or my cousin's friend's bother's mailman saw him sticking needles up his a$$" doesnt count. I always knew your predictions were full of sh*t...but dont tell me you are full of sh*t as well Nice avatar loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 10. Karim Garcia??? Who is Karim Garcia? "I have no respect for that guy. He needs to be forcing himself to come up to where I am, to my level ... Guys like Karim Garcia, who are you? I agree that Jason Varitek should be on the list...not because of the reason Knob_the_Yankee_Fan said but because he opted to bitchslap A-hole instead of cold cocking him. But Big Papi is loved throughout the league. 1. Sheffield 2. Bonds 3. Clemens 4. A-hole 5. Delgado (surprised nobody mentioned this disrespectful c*cksucker) 6. Fat Wells (I cant take him either) 7. Pedro 8. Kenny Lofton 9. Randy Johnson 10. Karim Garcia (common denominator in lots of onfield/off-field drama) I know there is alot of Yankees on my list...but there would be a lot of Yankees on my all around good guy list as well. So dont call me a homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 10. Karim Garcia??? Who is Karim Garcia? "I have no respect for that guy. He needs to be forcing himself to come up to where I am, to my level ... Guys like Karim Garcia, who are you? He is the guy who had the nerve to take offense to Pedro throwing at head. He along with Jeff Nelson were also involved in a scuffle with some Sox attendent who was taunting them the entire game in the bullpen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet/BosoxFan Posted March 1, 2005 Author Share Posted March 1, 2005 Garcia is on my list because not only did he p*ssy out of charging Pedro (of all people to back down from!!!) but he tried to take out Todd Walker from a blindside angle. Then proceeded to tag team with Pornstache Nelson and beat up some Fenway groundskeeper who teaches special needs children for his day job, solidifying Garcia as a MASSIVE P*SSY Then he beat up some kid in FLA and urinated on him...he is a piece of sh*t, youre lucky he is #10 and not #2 or 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Bosox: Do you even try to be truthful? Garcia didn't beat the kid up. Are you talking about the thing with Shane Spencer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 1. Steve Bartman 2. Barry Bonds 3. Sammy Sosa 4. Roger Clemens 5. Jim Edmonds 6. Albert Pujols 7. Jason Giambi 8. Alex Rodriguez 9. Pedro Martinez 10. Ricky Henderson (As long as he plays ANYWHERE, minors or MLB, he deserves a spot on the list.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Biggest Douchebags in Baseball: 1) Bonds 2) Giambi 3) Randy Johnson 4) Kevin Millar 5) Jeff Kent 6) Manny Ramirez 7) Pedro 8) Curt Schilling 9) Kenny Lofton 10) Wilpon/Steinbrenner TS- How could you leave off Corky Sosa? Are you just letting him slide due to his low IQ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Biggest a$$hole is baseball..in life for that matter is Curt Schilling What a media whore douchebag!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 1. Steve Bartman 2. Barry Bonds 3. Sammy Sosa 4. Roger Clemens 5. Jim Edmonds 6. Albert Pujols 7. Jason Giambi 8. Alex Rodriguez 9. Pedro Martinez 10. Ricky Henderson (As long as he plays ANYWHERE, minors or MLB, he deserves a spot on the list.) Memo to Troll and all of Cubs Nation: it was NOT Bartman's fault. Perhaps if you had a SS that could field an infield hit, you'd have had a WS spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 1.Barry Bonds 2.Manny Rameriz 3.Carlos Delgado 4.Roger Clemens 5.Pedro Martinez 6.Curt Schilling 7.Milton Bradley 8.Randy Johnson 9.Amrando Benitez 10.Jason Giambi Im suprised at some of these craptastic lists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Memo to Troll and all of Cubs Nation: it was NOT Bartman's fault. Perhaps if you had a SS that could field an infield hit, you'd have had a WS spot. S-Jet, No it was far from Bartmans fault -but can't hang Gonzo for it either. The guys a .975 lifetime fielding %. Everybodys going to muff one now and then. His was just real inopportune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I blame Bartman because had he moved out of the way, even if all the other things that followed that STILL happened, the sacrifice fly that gave the Marlins the lead would have been the 3rd out. THAT'S why I blame Bartman. There is no question his idiotic mental lapse proved to be a 5 run swing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I blame Bartman because had he moved out of the way, even if all the other things that followed that STILL happened, the sacrifice fly that gave the Marlins the lead would have been the 3rd out. THAT'S why I blame Bartman. There is no question his idiotic mental lapse proved to be a 5 run swing. What about Wood and Prior being hittable? There are so many ifs and buts. You can't single Bartman out. He was simply being a fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 What about Wood and Prior being hittable? There are so many ifs and buts. You can't single Bartman out. He was simply being a fan. Prior was lights out in that game before the Bartman play. When you're in the 8th inning and about to send a team to the World Series for the first time in nearly 60 years, I'd imagine one little thing such as the Bartman play can do serious damage to your psyche. I truly do believe that if Moises is able to make that catch, the Cubs go to the World Series. It happened a year and a half ago. There's no need to make excuses, but it's what I feel in my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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