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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that

took up a

lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed

itself into all

other programs and now monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing

7.5, and

Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while

attempting to run

my favourite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't

work on

Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is

just a

Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run

EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.

It is

impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once

installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not

allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I

suggest

installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software

augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because

ultimately

you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return

to normal

anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high

maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,

Cook It

1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs.

Improper

use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this

happens, the

only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional

software.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short

Skirt 3.3.

This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible

damage to

the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

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And they tell users of Windows XP not to upgrade to Windows Vista. Funny.

Windows Vista.... Don't get me started. My brother, (the WSOP one) is coming to the US again in a few weeks. A few days with me and a week in Vegas putting some of his winnings at risk. Laptop deals at this time of year and with the weak dollar made a new laptop into a no-brainer for him. My first experience with Windows Vista..... Ughhhh....

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Windows Vista.... Don't get me started. My brother, (the WSOP one) is coming to the US again in a few weeks. A few days with me and a week in Vegas putting some of his winnings at risk. Laptop deals at this time of year and with the weak dollar made a new laptop into a no-brainer for him. My first experience with Windows Vista..... Ughhhh....

I'm just curious, what is giving you issues? I have it on my laptop that I bought n February an hve yet to have a single issue with it.

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