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Hey Rasputin --

Duane will be asleep by the time you get there. I go to a family party the other night, I walk in and I get punched. They say, that was from Duane.

On Sunday morning he gets some payback. I am like Kirby Puckett back in the day. Once I get all this going in the right direction, it is impressive. The first few steps aren't much to watch though.

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Hey Rasputin --

Duane will be asleep by the time you get there. I go to a family party the other night, I walk in and I get punched. They say, that was from Duane.

On Sunday morning he gets some payback. I am like Kirby Puckett back in the day. Once I get all this going in the right direction, it is impressive. The first few steps aren't much to watch though.

:roll:

At least I didnt forget you at the Holidays... It was the least I could do!!

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Hey Rasputin --

Duane will be asleep by the time you get there. I go to a family party the other night, I walk in and I get punched. They say, that was from Duane.

On Sunday morning he gets some payback. I am like Kirby Puckett back in the day. Once I get all this going in the right direction, it is impressive. The first few steps aren't much to watch though.

:roll:

You mean to tell me the Administrator of our beloved JN was assaulted at a family outing? NO! say it isn't so!

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You mean to tell me the Administrator of our beloved JN was assaulted at a family outing? NO! say it isn't so!

Duane had his "boss" punch me. That is the way that he rolls. Punk move. I was warned though. I have a mole on the inside. I know what Duane thinks, before he thinks it.

I will take care of it on Sunday. Duane might be a little dizzy on Monday so it could be a good time to purchase a bike from him.

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Duane had his "boss" punch me. That is the way that he rolls. Punk move. I was warned though. I have a mole on the inside. I know what Duane thinks, before he thinks it.

I will take care of it on Sunday. Duane might be a little dizzy on Monday so it could be a good time to purchase a bike from him.

I'll kneel behind him while he's cooking, and you push him into the coolers.

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I'll kneel behind him while he's cooking, and you push him into the coolers.

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Oh man that would be good. But the thought of actually angering Duane is a scary one.

Duane, please stop reading here.

Duane reminds me on Lennie from Of Mice And Men. He is a giant who loves petting soft things. Sure every once in awhile he accidently kills them, but he totally didn't mean it. I went to a strip club with him once and he kept saying he pretty girl, can I pet your hair. I left, I have no idea what happened.

Duane, you can start reading again here.

Lennie, I mean Duane -- I am not mad at you. I am going to buy you a farm. I have never been mad at you. I won't leave you.

T0otpEvIDJg

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The worst ****ing Christmas carol is the one that goes on for 10 minutes and they just count down a bunch of random stuff. And then they slow it down for number 6 and then you hear them dragging on the 5 golden rings, man I hate that ****. I'll try and find it somewhere.

Heres a fairly decent version of it:

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And here's a funny knockoff:

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