joebabyny Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 I would hope that you of all people would know who that guy is. his pizza joint Otto is my designated first date place. I don't get a lot of second dates so i am a frequent customer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 dude, that pic is not of him in a kitchen, he looks like he is about to step onto a plane to some poor south east asian country on a pedophile sex safari with his carry-on rape kit. i know a lot of resturant guys who wear them in the kitchen-- probably because they are easy to clean (dishwasher, i think). seems stupid now that i think about it. last thing i'd want is hot grease pouring through the hole onto my foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 his pizza joint Otto is my designated first date place. I don't get a lot of second dates so i am a frequent customer. He has a pizza joint? I had no idea. Would have figured him to be more upscale than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 i know a lot of resturant guys who wear them in the kitchen-- probably because they are easy to clean (dishwasher, i think). seems stupid now that i think about it. last thing i'd want is hot grease pouring through the hole onto my foot. I have never seen anyone wearing those in a kitchen. In fact, no kitchen manager would let people wear those. This is what most kitchen guys wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 I have never seen anyone wearing those in a kitchen. In fact, no kitchen manager would let people wear those. This is what most kitchen guys wear. ah yes, those are them. thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 He has a pizza joint? I had no idea. Would have figured him to be more upscale than that. well it is a pizza place with like 1,000 bottle wine selection. I am sure it is more upscale than the finest white tablecloth establishment in Kansas, lol. Actually, it is pretty reasonably priced and a fun place, i recommend it all the time to out of towners. It is also right next to a fun, swanky bowling alley/lounge, bowlmor lanes. It works great because we go to Otto, I order the wine tasting flight for us so we get socially lubed on that, then I suggest, lets walk around the neighborhood and find something fun to do and i act all spur of the moment fun and different by suggesting going bowling because, not many NYers would think to go bowling and all these uppity NY chicks think it is so fun and nostalgic and bamm! It works really well up to that point, I have to fine tune it though from that point on, at some point after this the wheels generally come off the train, lol http://www.ottopizzeria.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 I have never seen anyone wearing those in a kitchen. In fact, no kitchen manager would let people wear those. This is what most kitchen guys wear. right,,the slightly less gay crocs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 right,,the slightly less gay crocs right, because there are no holes to stick your penis into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 well it is a pizza place with like 1,000 bottle wine selection. I am sure it is more upscale than the finest white tablecloth establishment in Kansas, lol. Actually, it is pretty reasonably priced and a fun place, i recommend it all the time to out of towners. It is also right next to a fun, swanky bowling alley/lounge, bowlmor lanes. It works great because we go to Otto, I order the wine tasting flight for us so we get socially lubed on that, then I suggest, lets walk around the neighborhood and find something fun to do and i act all spur of the moment fun and different by suggesting going bowling because, not many NYers would think to go bowling and all these uppity NY chicks think it is so fun and nostalgic and bamm! It works really well up to that point, I have to fine tune it though from that point on, at some point after this the wheels generally come off the train, lol http://www.ottopizzeria.com/ ya like when the chick realizes this is the guy mentioned on that chick website warning of tailhunters and thier dating practices,, funniest Two and a Half Men episode is when Charlie all of a sudden has chicks laughing at his pick up lines at Bar, even quoting him before he gets the line out. Then Jake finds out he has been outed on a website called EVILCHARLIE.com...with all his llines etc and a 1000 entries in the blog with all his secrets,,hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 right, because there are no holes to stick your penis into. if you penis is small enough to fit into the holes in crocs... now i know why you dont want your wife going to the doc to get her eyes checked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 if you penis is small enough to fit into the holes in crocs... now i know why you dont want your wife going to the doc to get her eyes checked. Zingah and not too shabby at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 if you penis is small enough to fit into the holes in crocs... now i know why you dont want your wife going to the doc to get her eyes checked. dammit, i was hoping your hot streak was a one day phenomenon. funny story, me and some friends were late to a track meet in high school so i was speeding trying to get there in time. we all had to take a piss from drinking water all day but we had no time to stop. all we had was an empty 2 liter coke bottle. so we took turns relieving ourselves into it then we threw it out the window. after a few seconds, one of the guys says, "man it was tough to balance my **** against the opening without spilling." another guy, without thinking, blurted out, "what do you mean? i just stuck it right in." think about the opening of a 2 liter bottle. so we all starting busting his (tiny) balls and even though he tried to play it off as a joke, his secret was out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 question: Do you think a thread labeled Smizzy was Right ... .would last this long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 question: Do you think a thread labeled Smizzy was Right ... .would last this long? it would be started by him but no one else would post in it so probably not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 We actually sell Jets & Giants Croc's at Modells. So today I decided, what the heck, let me try these on. I had them on for about six seconds before I felt like Richard Simmons and immediately kicked them off my feet and back into my Nike's to help a customer. Are they comfortable? Maybe, I don't know. I don't care. I'm not going to walk around like a fruit loop just to be a little bit more comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I received a pair of Crocs for x-mas. I have been wearing them all the time ever since. These things are the most comfortable shoes I have ever worn. my advice to Smizzy, go to a store that sells Crocs and try on a pair. They are awsome I call crocs "cleats" for the "other team" if ya feel what I'm getting at. There are NO straight guy in crocs ,only closet knob gobblers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I call crocs "cleats" for the "other team" if ya feel what I'm getting at. There are NO straight guy in crocs ,only closet knob gobblers. What do you do if what you are gobbling is bigger than a knob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 What do you do if what you are gobbling is bigger than a knob? I don't know. Ask Max. He's the "knob" aficionado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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