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I'm Changing My Team Affiliation, so is GGG


TomShane

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GGG will soon see you for the fraud that you are. We will welcome here back here with open arms.

You on the other hand have no value here. So you will not be welcomed back.

Gotta run and post a help wanted ad on Monster.com.

Website Admin Needed. Must be willing update the Post Of The Day 3 times per Quarter.

Must be smooth with the ladies and men as well.

You will be given Administrative Powers to a message board. But you will never be called on them to actually use them.

I don't know if I have the toxic wit, but I can start on my Herm bashing daily articles. :)

BZ

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I don't know if I have the toxic wit, but I can start on my Herm bashing daily articles. :)

BZ

:lol: I'll let you use my anti-Herm article matrix:

I. Vitriol

a) Baltimore

B) clock mgmt.

c) soft

II. Unfounded Stats

a) .500 record

B) vs. winning teams

c) vs. Belichick

III. Vitriol

a) insane ramblings

B) closet racism

c) the un-Parcells

IV. Conclusion

a) 36 years

B) Schottenheimer/Dungy

c) Hire Gary Kubiak!

:lol:

btw, I made jetdawg's post the "Post of the Day" for its sheer anger. :lol:

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:lol: I'll let you use my anti-Herm article matrix:

I. Vitriol

a) Baltimore

B) clock mgmt.

c) soft

II. Unfounded Stats

a) .500 record

B) vs. winning teams

c) vs. Belichick

III. Vitriol

a) insane ramblings

B) closet racism

c) the un-Parcells

IV. Conclusion

a) 36 years

B) Schottenheimer/Dungy

c) Hire Gary Kubiak!

Please, if I am going to try and replace you I don't facts or figures, I just need hardened wit and undiluted sarcasm. Throw in a few BBQ references and I am DONE! :)

It will be like Mad Libs but just not as good.

BZ

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Please, if I am going to try and replace you I don't facts or figures, I just need hardened wit and undiluted sarcasm. Throw in a few BBQ references and I am DONE! :)

It will be like Mad Libs but just not as good.

BZ

And don't forget to pepper in a few homo jokes. :lol:

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