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Thanks to everybody for your "concern" and also for your concern. (Bastards). The vision problem went totally away by about noon yesterday but the headache kept up until this morning. I will not die.

But in the event that I die, let me set this straight:

1) Bob gets my job as Admin here at JetNation. Duties include updating Post of the Day twice a month; editing articles and releasing them (btw, we have 4 great ones coming); listening to Max talk about the server (to which you just nod your head); taking E-mails from angered posters who want new avatars; taking PM's from weird young posters who want you to buy them beer at Jet games; Talking Gang Green Girl out of leaving the website every three days to start her own site: AcknowledgeTheHottestGirlOnTheWeb.com; keep Smizzy from punching out fans; fielding offers from the NY Jets to allow them to put our JN link on their website and refusing them, citing journalistic integrity and conflicts of interest.

2) Tex and Jetlag get my job as uber-poster.

3) I wish to be cremated and have my ashes spread over the Village, followed by a beer-soaked tribute to my greatness. Keynote speakers should include: The Olsen Twins, Bob Dylan, Kweisi Mfume, Jetman67, and Phillip Roth.

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Thanks to everybody for your "concern" and also for your concern. (Bastards). The vision problem went totally away by about noon yesterday but the headache kept up until this morning. I will not die.

But in the event that I die, let me set this straight:

1) Bob gets my job as Admin here at JetNation. Duties include updating Post of the Day twice a month; editing articles and releasing them (btw, we have 4 great ones coming); listening to Max talk about the server (to which you just nod your head); taking E-mails from angered posters who want new avatars; taking PM's from weird young posters who want you to buy them beer at Jet games; Talking Gang Green Girl out of leaving the website every three days to start her own site: AcknowledgeTheHottestGirlOnTheWeb.com; keep Smizzy from punching out fans; fielding offers from the NY Jets to allow them to put our JN link on their website and refusing them, citing journalistic integrity and conflicts of interest.

2) Tex and Jetlag get my job as uber-poster.

3) I wish to be cremated and have my ashes spread over the Village, followed by a beer-soaked tribute to my greatness. Keynote speakers should include: The Olsen Twins, Bob Dylan, Kweisi Mfume, Jetman67, and Phillip Roth.

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I don't actually have to answer those PMs, right?

It won't be easy, Tom, but we will SOMEHOW get Jetman67 there.

I swear it.

If you answer every fourth PM people will think you're busy and important. Always answer Max's though because he gets edgy. :lol:

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I don't actually have to answer those PMs, right?

It won't be easy, Tom, but we will SOMEHOW get Jetman67 there.

I swear it.

If you answer every fourth PM people will think you're busy and important. Always answer Max's though because he gets edgy. :lol:

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