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what perplexes you about women? i'll start.

most women believe men are incapable of doing anything competently on their own. they think we are lazy, selfish, uncaring louts who have no conception of the world around us and that we're incapable of picking up (what they think are) obvious clues about their feelings and mood. but then why do they impute the most clever undertones into everything we say?

if we say, we don't like blue, they think we're secretly telling them we think they look fat in blue. if they ask us if we like their friend sara and we say "yes" they accuse us of secretly wanting to sleep with sara. when we fart, they accuse us of mentally manipulating our digestive processes to produce extra (and especially foul-smelling) gas "on purpose." when they nag us to fix something and we finally get around to it but we need a part and the store is closed they accuse us of deception.

so which is it ladies? are we moronic louts or are we clever and ingenious manipulators?

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You know what puzzles me? The fact that they all say they want a nice guy. Wrong. Wrong. They want a bad boy that they can train or change and when that doesn't work, they run back to the nice guys to complain. It's crazy. Just settle with less than you think you deserve ladies!!

women definitely love to put their mark on a guy, make them feel like they "fixed" a broken man. no reason to complain about this though, be happy you don't have to be nice and listen to them to get laid!

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what perplexes you about women? i'll start.

most women believe men are incapable of doing anything competently on their own. they think we are lazy, selfish, uncaring louts who have no conception of the world around us and that we're incapable of picking up (what they think are) obvious clues about their feelings and mood. but then why do they impute the most clever undertones into everything we say?

if we say, we don't like blue, they think we're secretly telling them we think they look fat in blue. if they ask us if we like their friend sara and we say "yes" they accuse us of secretly wanting to sleep with sara. when we fart, they accuse us of mentally manipulating our digestive processes to produce extra (and especially foul-smelling) gas "on purpose." when they nag us to fix something and we finally get around to it but we need a part and the store is closed they accuse us of deception.

so which is it ladies? are we moronic louts or are we clever and ingenious manipulators?

This is all bull****. We all know you want to sleep with Sara.

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if we say, we don't like blue, they think we're secretly telling them we think they look fat in blue. ...so which is it ladies? are we moronic louts or are we clever and ingenious manipulators?

Man, you hit the nail on the head with that comment about blue. It's a color, nothing more, if a lady thinks it means a lot more.....then maybe they're reading too much into it or maybe you guys are way more clever and way more manipulative than I could be.

Huh???

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p.s. How was Sara?

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