Thor99 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'm sure that you are all aware of this already, but I am power hungry. Hungry for power that one can only get by moderating a second rate Jets board. That said, I will ban all of you. Except for Max, I tried that already and it didn't work. Tread carefully, my pseudo internet friends. So here are the rules- Bad grammar? Can't spell? Talking about Big Brother? Yankee fan? Thinner than me? Calling the mods gay? Actually, that's encouraged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 If you didn't give such amazing oral , I would have banned your chubby ass months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 If you didn't give such amazing oral , I would have banned your chubby ass months ago. That's nice of you to say. I'm glad we can please each other in this manner. I thank God every day that you've never seen a toothbrush. Gummies are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I can spell correctly, have never watched Big Brother, am a Cubs fan, and am fatter than Thor. Hooray for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'm sure that you are all aware of this already, but I am power hungry. Hungry for power that one can only get by moderating a second rate Jets board. That said, I will ban all of you. Except for Max, I tried that already and it didn't work. Tread carefully, my pseudo internet friends. So here are the rules- Bad grammar? Can't spell? Talking about Big Brother? Yankee fan? Thinner than me? Calling the mods gay? Actually, that's encouraged. Get help. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I can spell correctly, have never watched Big Brother, am a Cubs fan, and am fatter than Thor. Hooray for me. Lucky Bastard. All I've got going for me is my contempt for the Yankees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstantClassic Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 This thrad is funnee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 I can spell correctly, have never watched Big Brother, am a Cubs fan, and am fatter than Thor. Hooray for me. You're safe. For now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Get help. Please. Your poker skills can not save you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Lucky Bastard. All I've got going for me is my contempt for the Yankees. And that's enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 And that's enough. Go Bosox !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Go Bosox !! Ass kissing is encouraged as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Ass kissing is encouraged as well. Yea like I didn't alreadty know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I will buck the system: F the Sawx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Your poker skills can not save you. I wouldn't call that a skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Ass kissing is encouraged as well. OK, then. Kiss mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 you mock me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Thor99 bans "Mrs. Bates".... Mrs. Bates: ...Or do I have to tell her 'cause you don't have the guts, boy? Huh, boy? You have the guts, boy? Thor99: Shut up! Shut up! Mrs. Bates: I am sorry boy, but you do manage to look ludicrous when you give me orders. Thor99: Please, Mother! Mrs. Bates: No! I will not hide in the fruit cellar. Ha! You think I'm fruity, huh? I'm staying right here. This is my room and no one will drag me out of it - least of all my big, bold son! Thor99: Mother, please! It's just for a few days. Just for a few days so they won't find you. Mrs. Bates: 'Just for a few days!' - In that dark, dank fruit cellar! No! You hid me there once, boy, and you won't do it again. Not ever again! Now get out! I told you to get out, boy. Thor99: I'll ban you, Mother. Mrs. Bates: Thor99! What do you think you're doing! Don't you touch me! Don't! Thor99! Put me down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Thor99 bans "Mrs. Bates".... Mrs. Bates: ...Or do I have to tell her 'cause you don't have the guts, boy? Huh, boy? You have the guts, boy? Thor99: Shut up! Shut up! Mrs. Bates: I am sorry boy, but you do manage to look ludicrous when you give me orders. Thor99: Please, Mother! Mrs. Bates: No! I will not hide in the fruit cellar. Ha! You think I'm fruity, huh? I'm staying right here. This is my room and no one will drag me out of it - least of all my big, bold son! Thor99: Mother, please! It's just for a few days. Just for a few days so they won't find you. Mrs. Bates: 'Just for a few days!' - In that dark, dank fruit cellar! No! You hid me there once, boy, and you won't do it again. Not ever again! Now get out! I told you to get out, boy. Thor99: I'll ban you, Mother. Mrs. Bates: Thor99! What do you think you're doing! Don't you touch me! Don't! Thor99! Put me down! POTW nom!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 OK, then. Kiss mine. I'm not into necrophilia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Thor99 bans "Mrs. Bates".... Mrs. Bates: ...Or do I have to tell her 'cause you don't have the guts, boy? Huh, boy? You have the guts, boy? Thor99: Shut up! Shut up! Mrs. Bates: I am sorry boy, but you do manage to look ludicrous when you give me orders. Thor99: Please, Mother! Mrs. Bates: No! I will not hide in the fruit cellar. Ha! You think I'm fruity, huh? I'm staying right here. This is my room and no one will drag me out of it - least of all my big, bold son! Thor99: Mother, please! It's just for a few days. Just for a few days so they won't find you. Mrs. Bates: 'Just for a few days!' - In that dark, dank fruit cellar! No! You hid me there once, boy, and you won't do it again. Not ever again! Now get out! I told you to get out, boy. Thor99: I'll ban you, Mother. Mrs. Bates: Thor99! What do you think you're doing! Don't you touch me! Don't! Thor99! Put me down! I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 She's a little younger and spunkier than I usually go for, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangreenman Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 She's a little younger and spunkier than I usually go for, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Is cheating on Max encouraged too or should thor99 be banned right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Is cheating on Max encouraged too or should thor99 be banned right now?He already banned "Mrs. Bates", but he has to feed her crackers to keep the illusion alive. Next thing you know, a fellow by the name of Arbogast will start poking around. And we all know what happened to that guy. Ban Me Central. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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