Ranger Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Still trying to determine if this is real or not, and if it's not....screw it, add it to all the fake trade rumors for the jets pile: http://nc.startribune.com/blogs/vikings/?p=1358 Former Viking leaves ESPN February 26th, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 What "brand" has this dip**** created? The Nokia cellphone penis pictures brand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I never thought i'd say cris carter is an upgrade to a broadcasting team but in this case he is. Sean was the lead dip$hit espn had going and I for one am glad he's gone. He never shoulda messed with john clayton but i'm glad he did. john clayton is to espn what faba is to jetnation. you just don't mess with these viscous killer types & expect to walk away without bleeding in at least 3 places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 The cryptkeeper:character0293: Zi7XtBv94pE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Great! Never liked the guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I never thought i'd say cris carter is an upgrade to a broadcasting team but in this case he is. Sean was the lead dip$hit espn had going and I for one am glad he's gone. He never shoulda messed with john clayton but i'm glad he did. john clayton is to espn what faba is to jetnation. you just don't mess with these viscous killer types & expect to walk away without bleeding in at least 3 places. salisberry was such a dip ****. Clayton would always make a valid point, and instead of countering the point he would make fun of Clayton's glasses or tell him that he never played football. I know big bad sean played, but he didn't play well, so screw him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 That's too bad. He was probably the only person on ESPN that I could tolerate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 POSTED 10:42 p.m. EST, February 26, 2008 ESPN PUTS THE STAKE IN SALISBURY As you likely already know, Sean Salisbury is out at ESPN. (I was out of pocket when the e-mail from ESPN announcing the departure came through the line.) The move was, in our view, long overdue. Per USA Today, Salisbury's contract had expired. He likely sealed his fate with that disgraceful on-air dissing of John Clayton last month, during which Salisbury called Clayton the "Cryptkeeper." As regular visitors to this site know, we don't care much for Salisbury. He's loud, he's a jerk, and far too often he speaks in sweeping absolutes. Also, he reportedly was suspended for showing cell-phone photos of his penis to colleagues at the network. Frankly, we're surprised he lasted there as long as he did. True to form, Salisbury is crowing about his departure. "I have grown as much as I can at ESPN and decided to expand my horizons," Salisbury said in a statement. "I have created a brand and it's time to expand into other opportunities in TV, radio, Internet, publishing, movies and public speaking, among others. My resume speaks for itself as a football analyst, and I believe I can talk all sports with the best of them." Hey, Sean -- a periodic cameo in an Adam Sandler flick doesn't make you an actor. A web site that looks like crap and that rarely was updated before it went off line won't turn you into an Internet mogul. Publishing? Please. (Unless, of course, you've got a proposal for "Cell Phone Porn for Dummies.") Sean Salisbury needed ESPN far more than ESPN needed him, and unless he plans to handle weekend sports at the UPN affiliate in Tallahassee, his broadcasting career is officially over. link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 He'll be on NFL network.....watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 He'll be on NFL network.....watch. I'm not going to watch. What if he whips it out again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Sweet, now all they have to do now is get rid of Stuart Scott, Stephen A.sshole Smith, Tony Kornheiser, Skip Bayless, Woody Paige, Jay Mariotti, John Kruk, Ray Buchanon, Quadry Ismail, and Steve Phillips and then they'll be watchable again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 He'll be on NFL network.....watch. Another reason why the NFL Network shouldnt be on the basic cable tier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBrick Wall Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 That's too bad. He was probably the only person on ESPN that I could tolerate. That's because all he did was suck off the Pats. He's one of the worst analysts out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 That's because all he did was suck off the Pats. He's one of the worst analysts out there. No, that had nothing to do with it. I think it might have been the fact that he actually had a semblence of a personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 No, that had nothing to do with it. I think it might have been the fact that he actually had a semblence of a personality. I think yer confusing personality with staunchly over opinionated windbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacemanSpiff_NF Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Couldn't stand the guy either, glad hes gone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Couldn't stand the guy either, glad hes gone.... same here but i'm not lookin forward to cris carter when he's done with espn's " how to be a bigger jerk than I already am " training course. they could actually find a new low with this guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I think they are all morons....but who in their right mind actually listens to that goober Clayton? How does this moron have a job? How does anyone respect him? I bet Faba could kick his azz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhinHater Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Good. I can't stand that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNorth09 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Yes, but the real question is: How Now is Sean Salisbury? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Sweet, now all they have to do now is get rid of Stuart Scott, Stephen A.sshole Smith, Tony Kornheiser, Skip Bayless, Woody Paige, Jay Mariotti, John Kruk, Ray Buchanon, Quadry Ismail, and Steve Phillips and then they'll be watchable again. Stuart Scott-Agreed Stephen A Smith-definitely agree Tony Kornheiser-Don't mind him on PTI, not a good football commentator Skip Bayless-Where the heck did this guy come from. He may be the worst and dumbest of all time. Woody Paige-An idiot, but for some reason I can live with him. Jay Mariotti-Same as Woody Paige John Kruk-Have no issue at all wih him, think he's alright actually. Ray Buchanon-I like him as well Quadry Ismail-Seems a little uptight and nervous, but not terrible. Don't mind him Steve Phillips-I just don't take him seriously at all after the way he nearly ruined the Mets. As for John Clayton, the dude looks like chicken little, but he delivers solid news and most of his rumors come to fruition. His reputation is that he works extremely hard. I guess I like him since I have a soft spot for nerds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack48 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 What "brand" has this dip**** created? The Nokia cellphone penis pictures brand? I believe it is the "sexual harassment" brand, also known as the "Harold Reynolds gets fired but I don't" brand. The man is an ass and a blowhard, like most of their football "experts." He sucked as a player and is infinitely worse on the tube. They will probably bring in Pacman Jones for a 1 year tryout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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