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Were you the kid found among a pack of monkeys?

Or did they find you in Kidhuman's alternate reality where you were brought up by a band of wookies?

(That's to BP)

Um, no. I didn't even know we had wild monkeys in the states.

Is this for real? If so, that is some crazy stuff. :)

I think this story is fake, but it was so ridiculous that I had to post it.

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Were you the kid found among a pack of monkeys?

Or did they find you in Kidhuman's alternate reality where you were brought up by a band of wookies?

(That's to BP)

Oh, and Thor said that this is me and faba.

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I would say you were raised by wild bigfoots but I wasn't sure if there was just one or it was a family, and I did not want to offend you. That video is hilarious though. I love old special effects. :lol:

One of my favorite episodes with bigfoot. it's only in spanish now. :lol:

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JR128 was raised by mouse droids.

I thought he was raised by that garbage robot thing. Ya know, the thing that provided nothing useful and just got in the way? I think he was in that little dump that Han and Luke, etc got stuck in with that monster thing and the closing walls.

Nevermind, he's just a direct descendant of the stuff making up the floor here:

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That creature is called a Dianoga.

Dianoga

Dianoga, also known as garbage squids, are large, highly adaptable cephalopods capable of growing up to 10 m (32.8 ft) in length. They have a spherical body, seven tentacles, a mouth of inward-pointing teeth, and one large eye on a stalk. They originated in the swamps of planet Vodran, but can now be found in many watery trash or sewage disposals on any planet in the galaxy, living off of any present organic matter. They are primarily scavengers, and only pose a threat to living creatures when starving or frightened. One dianoga tried to eat Luke Skywalker in the Death Star's trash compactor, while Dash Rendar had to deal with several of these creatures, including a giant one, in the sewers of Imperial City. Like sharks, dianogas are attracted to movement and splashes in the water. They vary from green to brown.

A dianoga was Meg Griffin's role in Family Guy: Blue Harvest.

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They may not realize this now but this is not a bad thing, it's like a Dr. Doolittle scenario. These kids now have unique job skills and will be able to work at any zoo in the world without worrying about their job being off-shored. I wish I had seen ths article when my kids were small.

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