Alk Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Is there anything else more annoying? Sweet jesus!! Makes me want to do this... KF5Q-9S_fNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Okay, now I can't decide which is worse. Singing in the office or texting. That tap-tap-tap of the keys is like freakin' nails on a chalkboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I hate it when a co-worker comes over to your desk and takes a piss all over your new shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 I hate it when a co-worker comes over to your desk and takes a piss all over your new shoes Wow, I can't say that I've had that happen yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I hate that one overly-sensitive guy who has no humor and lets everything bother him more than it should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Wow, I can't say that I've had that happen yet. haha,,just kiddin,,i actually did it to a coworker though,, at the urinal months ago and stall to my right,, guys shoes were hangin out of stall to side,,i had one of those multi spray things and a side spray went down to right all ove rhis new suede shoes,,his feet hangin out so he didnt see,,but man, it was ugly,,pee spray all over those puppies,,i am sure he noticed when he got up,,i bolted asap before he saw who gave his shoes a golden shower.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 I hate that one overly-sensitive guy who has no humor and lets everything bother him more than it should. But aren't you that guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 But aren't you that guy? You're assuming I have a job, I'm an unemployed bum who is sitting outside starbucks on a stolen laptop while begging for change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 haha,,just kiddin,,i actually did it to a coworker though,, at the urinal months ago and stall to my right,, guys shoes were hangin out of stall to side,,i had one of those multi spray things and a side spray went down to right all ove rhis new suede shoes,,his feet hangin out so he didnt see,,but man, it was ugly,,pee spray all over those puppies,,i am sure he noticed when he got up,,i bolted asap before he saw who gave his shoes a golden shower.. The last place I worked had an "office cat." It was this annoying ****ing beast that the female owner of the place thought was just wonderful. The ****ing thing would follow me into the bathroom and peer into the bowl while I was taking a leak. So, I pissed on its head. Then, I laughed while it sat in the receptionist's lap while she petted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 The last place I worked had an "office cat." It was this annoying ****ing beast that the female owner of the place thought was just wonderful. The ****ing thing would follow me into the bathroom and peer into the bowl while I was taking a leak. So, I pissed on its head. Then, I laughed while it sat in the receptionist's lap while she petted it. Excellent stuff, Bob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 What about heating fish in the office microwave? I'm about to hang a sign: "Dont' heat anything that makes the entire place smell like ass". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 The last place I worked had an "office cat." It was this annoying ****ing beast that the female owner of the place thought was just wonderful. The ****ing thing would follow me into the bathroom and peer into the bowl while I was taking a leak. So, I pissed on its head. Then, I laughed while it sat in the receptionist's lap while she petted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 What about heating fish in the office microwave? I'm about to hang a sign: "Dont' heat anything that makes the entire place smell like ass". ugh,,i hate that,,they have several micrwoaves where i work,,someone one day put a sign on one of them saying 'this microwave for fish and curry dishes'..it actually stayed a few days before someone took down.,,,it was funny though,, in the 2 days sign was there people actually abided by it and it was nothing but asians and indians lined up behind that microwave.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 The last place I worked had an "office cat." It was this annoying ****ing beast that the female owner of the place thought was just wonderful. The ****ing thing would follow me into the bathroom and peer into the bowl while I was taking a leak. So, I pissed on its head. Then, I laughed while it sat in the receptionist's lap while she petted it. That's effed up man. We have a cat here but lets just say it's a little timid. One of the guys who doesn't work for us anymore and was actually here long before I was caught the cat one night. He put it's tail under the garage door and closed it down on it and left it there for the night. Everyone comes into the office the next day and that cat is still sitting there with it's tail under the door. Now the cat just goes around and pi$$es on anything that you leave on the floor. He's a bitter little cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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