Smizzy Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I wanna hear these war stories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 There was this one time I only lasted 45 minutes and only made the girl cum 2 times. It was horrible I wanted to kill myself I was so embarrassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 There was this one time I only lasted 45 minutes and only made the girl cum 2 times. It was horrible I wanted to kill myself I was so embarrassed. You bastard. You make everyone of us look bad. You're dispicable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildthing2022000 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 One time the girl woke up, so embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 One time the girl woke up, so embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 One time I put the Roofies in my own drink, I was so embarrassed. Strange thing was I woke up and my butt hurt like hell. Must be a side effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 One time I put the Roofies in my own drink, I was so embarrassed. Strange thing was I woke up and my butt hurt like hell. Must be a side effect. Max hit a homerun i presume;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Once a hotel gave us the wrong room Opened the door and a couple was going to town I do not even think they noticed us;) Didn't miss a beat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 1987. College freshman. 2nd semester. My dorm room. Finally get Cindy to take her panties off after trying to no avail all first semester. Buddies are in the hall playing dorm soccer. My soldier won't come to attention because of all the ruckus in the hallway. Can't concentrate. Cindy gets mad/embarrassed. I tell her we should go to her dorm room where it's quiet. She laughs. Crawls out dorm room window without me. Avoids me like the plague from then on and never talks to me again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Me and this girl had liked each other for a long time dated a few times, ect - but never got it on. She was over my house for a new years party when we were both like 16 or 17. It got late and we went up to my room together and sealed the deal. Then once we were done I noticed that my door was only closed over. Well the next morning my brother asked where me and this girl went for so long and I told him what happened. Then my brother told me that my dad had gone up to see where I was a few times and told my mother that me and this girl were just up there playing nintendo. Bottom line is my dad must have known exactly what was going on because I never even heard him at the door. But my brother swears he went up to check on me two or three times. Pretty embarrasing I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 we were having sex in a hotel room & this couple walked right in on us. I noticed the guy was staring in awe wishing he had my moves but still, we didn't miss a beat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 it was my friend 18th birthday and we were all at the bar drinking and me and a long time lady friend of mine had 4 long island iced T each and then went back to the house to "hangout" started making out and i closed my eyes and the whole world just started spinning.. never the less i threw up almost in this chicks mouth i got so embarressed and stopped kissing then all of a sudden the chick start going down town like nothing happened she took it like a champ..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Got set up with the daughter of a co-worker. I had known her for a while so it wasn't like a "first date". Went out had dinner and some drinks back to my place and we're going to town. After a while she starts moaning and then she starts saying "tell me you love me" over and over. Like a chant. As I realize what she's saying, I start slowing down and she says "you don't have to mean it, just say it". That was one screwed up little monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstantClassic Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Got set up with the daughter of a co-worker. I had known her for a while so it wasn't like a "first date". Went out had dinner and some drinks back to my place and we're going to town. After a while she starts moaning and then she starts saying "tell me you love me" over and over. Like a chant. As I realize what she's saying, I start slowing down and she says "you don't have to mean it, just say it". That was one screwed up little monkey. Aren't they all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobe24jets Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 shawty choked on my 11 inch **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 shawty choked on my 11 inch **** Maybe next time you should take a smaller on out from you collection on the first date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobe24jets Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Maybe next time you should take a smaller on out from you collection on the first date. dont trip u cant change tha size of ya **** im just huge ya dig real g dont date t they one nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 dont trip u cant change tha size of ya **** im just huge ya dig real g dont date t they one nite Did you just type this with your d.i.c.k.? Just wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 dont trip u cant change tha size of ya **** im just huge ya dig real g dont date t they one nite Is that you in your avatar? You look like you have down syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Is that you in your avatar? You look like you have down syndrome. LOL, cos it's that much worse than yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 LOL, cos it's that much worse than yours. Don't be disrespecting my girlfriend like that. Suzy has an amazing personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Don't be disrespecting my girlfriend like that. Suzy has an amazing personality. Yeah, she has beautiful eyes too, just a bit too red for my personal liking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Yeah, she has beautiful eyes too, just a bit too red for my personal liking. Red in my personal favorite color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobe24jets Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Is that you in your avatar? You look like you have down syndrome. nah i cut my dreads off like 3 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 nah i cut my dreads off like 3 years ago was that grey rep you sent me supposed to be positive or negative? I can only hope that for the future of the species that you shoot blanks in real life as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 dont trip u cant change tha size of ya **** im just huge ya dig real g dont date t they one nite And your 7 illegitimate kids thank you for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 i am a virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 i am a virgin not surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I wanna hear these war stories... you need some spankin' material? You are one sick puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 This one time... at Band Camp... BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 This one time... at Band Camp... BZ Piccolo huh, you sure do know how to get off;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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