Smizzy Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I've Decided I'm Going to Scare the **** out of as many people as I can this week. There is nothing the pure joy I feel when I scare the piss out of someone and they curl up and shreek. I'm gonna scare everyone....My Kids,my Wife... random people at the store.. The Elderly ...I don't give a crap. C'mon .... who's with me? All you have to do is scare the piss out of 1 person this week and then post about it here. so we can all laugh. If not... I'll let you know how my week goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I've Decided I'm Going to Scare the **** out of as many people as I can this week. There is nothing the pure joy I feel when I scare the piss out of someone and they curl up and shreek. I'm gonna scare everyone....My Kids,my Wife... random people at the store.. The Elderly ...I don't give a crap. C'mon .... who's with me? All you have to do is scare the piss out of 1 person this week and then post about it here. so we can all laugh. If not... I'll let you know how my week goes. I do that anyway, just walking down the street. I'm not that friendly of a person and I'm pretty big so people get nervous around me. Especially since I started shaving my head. and unfriendly 6'4''230lb dude with a shaved head walking down the street apparently scares people a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 I do that anyway, just walking down the street. I'm not that friendly of a person and I'm pretty big so people get nervous around me. Especially since I started shaving my head. and unfriendly 6'4''230lb dude with a shaved head walking down the street apparently scares people a little. F-it...thorw a quick "Booo" and laugh your ass off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 F-it...thorw a quick "Booo" and laugh your ass off. I usually just stare at people, like really intently. Makes them really nervous. I find it hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I've Decided I'm Going to Scare the **** out of as many people as I can this week. There is nothing the pure joy I feel when I scare the piss out of someone and they curl up and shreek. I'm gonna scare everyone....My Kids,my Wife... random people at the store.. The Elderly ...I don't give a crap. C'mon .... who's with me? All you have to do is scare the piss out of 1 person this week and then post about it here. so we can all laugh. If not... I'll let you know how my week goes. The elderly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I do that anyway, just walking down the street. I'm not that friendly of a person and I'm pretty big so people get nervous around me. Especially since I started shaving my head. and unfriendly 6'4''230lb dude with a shaved head walking down the street apparently scares people a little. No $hit? I never really picked that up from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 The elderly? He is an equal opportunity offender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 No $hit? I never really picked that up from you. Don't be mad that I passed you in rep today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 The elderly? OK...Just SJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Don't be mad that I passed you in rep today. Hey, I can't help that you give better head than I do. Some people are just naturals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 OK...Just SJ? SJ is like 90, you'll probably give him a heart attack. Okay, so lets put some planning into this, we need to make it look like an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Hey, I can't help that you give better head than I do. Some people are just naturals. A natural? no way am I a natural, it took years of hard work, dedication and practice to get this good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 A natural? no way am I a natural, it took years of hard work, dedication and practice to get this good. Finally got the braces removed then, I take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 Finally got the braces removed then, I take it? Hey,Not everybody is a prodigy like you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Finally got the braces removed then, I take it? ohh yeah and it's party time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 ohh yeah and it's party time! You were supposed to say: There's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 You were supposed to say: There's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited! The party is my mouth is by invitation only. It is a very exclusive party that only the best of the best get invited too. Tom Cruise even tried to get into the party once and was turned away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 The elderly? Maybe not the elderly. But if your 55 or younger,your ass is fair game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Maybe not the elderly. But if your 55 or younger,your ass is fair game. Is that like your 17 and over bend over rule? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I do that anyway, just walking down the street. I'm not that friendly of a person and I'm pretty big so people get nervous around me. Especially since I started shaving my head. and unfriendly 6'4''230lb dude with a shaved head walking down the street apparently scares people a little. I'm scared just reading about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I've Decided I'm Going to Scare the **** out of as many people as I can this week. There is nothing the pure joy I feel when I scare the piss out of someone and they curl up and shreek. I'm gonna scare everyone....My Kids,my Wife... random people at the store.. The Elderly ...I don't give a crap. C'mon .... who's with me? All you have to do is scare the piss out of 1 person this week and then post about it here. so we can all laugh. If not... I'll let you know how my week goes. Dude....baseball season starts for us Monday. You're almost there. I know it's been a long offseason, but please come off the ledge and climb back through the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I've Decided I'm Going to Scare the **** out of as many people as I can this week. There is nothing the pure joy I feel when I scare the piss out of someone and they curl up and shreek. I'm gonna scare everyone....My Kids,my Wife... random people at the store.. The Elderly ...I don't give a crap. C'mon .... who's with me? All you have to do is scare the piss out of 1 person this week and then post about it here. so we can all laugh. If not... I'll let you know how my week goes. just take your shirt off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I've Decided I'm Going to Scare the **** out of as many people as I can this week. There is nothing the pure joy I feel when I scare the piss out of someone and they curl up and shreek. I'm gonna scare everyone....My Kids,my Wife... random people at the store.. The Elderly ...I don't give a crap. C'mon .... who's with me? All you have to do is scare the piss out of 1 person this week and then post about it here. so we can all laugh. If not... I'll let you know how my week goes. I used to do that all the time to my co-workers. Jump out from behind stuff, throw things at people. The best was hitting a pole with a hammer at head height as they're walking past.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I used to do that all the time to my co-workers. Jump out from behind stuff, throw things at people. The best was hitting a pole with a hammer at head height as they're walking past.... should have hit them in the head with a claw hammer as they were walking by a pole instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I've Decided I'm Going to Scare the **** out of as many people as I can this week. There is nothing the pure joy I feel when I scare the piss out of someone and they curl up and shreek. I'm gonna scare everyone....My Kids,my Wife... random people at the store.. The Elderly ...I don't give a crap. C'mon .... who's with me? All you have to do is scare the piss out of 1 person this week and then post about it here. so we can all laugh. If not... I'll let you know how my week goes. I love scaring the crap out of people. I scare my kids at least 6 times a week. I scared my son so bad one night, he slept in our room for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 should have hit them in the head with a claw hammer as they were walking by a pole instead. For some reason, that would be considered assault. I would also probably have to clean up the resultant mess. Watching them throw themselves to the ground screaming in panic was good enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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