TomShane Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Holy Pam Ewing's shower, Batman! Guess who isn't dead after all! That's right, suckas I'm back, I'm black, and I'm eyeballing Thor's rack. OK, I'm not black. I just look like it in one special area. Holla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 what the **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 edit: hmm member since 05. someone got his PW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Homo. I knew you'd be glad to see me. Here's what happened. After I left here, Sooth hurt my feelings with that whole "piss boy" episode. So, I went on sabbatical for a couple years in an ashram in India, chanting, cooking curried critters and contemplating my penis. That's when the revelation hit me. I needed to come back to the nation. So, I sent Maxman a dozen roses and a box of Twinkies and THE BIG HOMO LET ME COME BACK! Gotta go giggle and dance for a few minutes. See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 So, I went on sabbatical for a couple years in an ashram in India, chanting, cooking curried critters and contemplating my penis. Did you see Sidd Finch there? Mets might need a 5th starter if Pelfrey struggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 This one is solid. Not as good as TX as mod, but it's decent. Next April 1st, I suggest bringing back stormshadow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I knew you'd be glad to see me. Here's what happened. After I left here, Sooth hurt my feelings with that whole "piss boy" episode. So, I went on sabbatical for a couple years in an ashram in India, chanting, cooking curried critters and contemplating my penis. That's when the revelation hit me. I needed to come back to the nation. So, I sent Maxman a dozen roses and a box of Twinkies and THE BIG HOMO LET ME COME BACK! Gotta go giggle and dance for a few minutes. See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya! I know this is probably a mod messing with us, but I gotta ask you. I heard a rumor about you and I wanted to know if it was true. I heard that one time you got so high on cat urine that you ate an entire moose. Is this true? The person who told me the story is a reliable guy so I believed him when he told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 This one is solid. Not as good as TX as mod, but it's decent. Next April 1st, I suggest bringing back stormshadow. Bring Back Jetfan16! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Oh my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 april fools day at midnight lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 It's gotta be a hoax, but I'm close to believing it could be him. This would be too good to be true. The legendary TomShane. No friggin' way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 It's gotta be a hoax, but I'm close to believing it could be him. This would be too good to be true. The legendary TomShane. No friggin' way. It has to be an april's fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 it all comes down to: would Jetnation jepredize it's integrity over an april fools joke?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Tom... You have been gone for 2 1/2 years. You've missed a lot. Smizzy's finally hit puberty. Ok. Thats about all you missed. But sadly, time has passed you by. At one time, your opinion mattered and meant something. Now you are more like the cold sore on Max's lip. Please, before you make yourself a bigger ass than ecurb... walk away. <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEvc48JZw4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEvc48JZw4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 [quote name='Blackout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 I know this is probably a mod messing with us, but I gotta ask you. I heard a rumor about you and I wanted to know if it was true. I heard that one time you got so high on cat urine that you ate an entire moose. Is this true? The person who told me the story is a reliable guy so I believed him when he told me. 1. Define "ate." 2. Who the hell are you? It's gotta be a hoax, but I'm close to believing it could be him. This would be too good to be true. The legendary TomShane. No friggin' way. You always were a cynical ****. Holla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 30MCF2ES2xM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Tom... I see a few of your last posts were bashing Herm and his coaching. 1. How do you feel about hermie's time with the jets now? 2. What is your opinion on Mangini? Better? Worse? 3. Are Ding Dongs and Ring Dings the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Tom... I see a few of your last posts were bashing Herm and his coaching. 1. How do you feel about hermie's time with the jets now? 2. What is your opinion on Mangini? Better? Worse? 3. Are Ding Dongs and Ring Dings the same thing? 1. Herman Edwards is scum. No, he's the bacteria that eats scum. No, he's the feces of the bacteria that eats scum. 2. Better than the feces of the bacteria that eats scum? Definitely! Bob Sutton's gotta go, though. 3. I don't eat that stuff. I'd never fit into my two-sizes-too-small Derek Jeter t-shirt if I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Troll Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 So, who is playing TomShane? It can't be Smizzy, because "TomShane" spells correctly. It can't be Max, because "TomShane" is funny. This has me perplexed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 1. Define "ate." 2. Who the hell are you? /quote] I'm the 8th most popular male and 10th most popular person on this board. I also got a few votes for best new and most improved poster. I once won POTW runner up twice in a row. I'm an Arcade Champion is 3-4 games. Anything else you'd like to know about me? There is a picture of me when I looked like a hippie floating around here too if you're that curious. How about you? A/S/L? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 1. Herman Edwards is scum. No, he's the bacteria that eats scum. No, he's the feces of the bacteria that eats scum. 2. Better than the feces of the bacteria that eats scum? Definitely! Bob Sutton's gotta go, though. 3. I don't eat that stuff. I'd never fit into my two-sizes-too-small Derek Jeter t-shirt if I did. Thanks Tom. But I really need an answer... Ring Dings/ Ding Dongs.... Someone please help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 So, who is playing TomShane? It can't be Smizzy, because "TomShane" spells correctly. It can't be Max, because "TomShane" is funny. This has me perplexed. Has to be Sperm Edwards, he is both funny and can spell correctly. The only one I know on this site who posses both qualities. Maybe BP, but he has his own style of humor that is detectable. Not enough gay jokes to be Thor99, we all know he has a one track mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Funnier if you used the right avatar... BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Has to be Sperm Edwards, he is both funny and can spell correctly. The only one I know on this site who posses both qualities. Maybe BP, but he has his own style of humor that is detectable. Not enough gay jokes to be Thor99, we all know he has a one track mind. No, there aren't enough gay jokes for it to actually be TomShane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abobo Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 So, who is playing TomShane? It can't be Smizzy, because "TomShane" spells correctly. It can't be Max, because "TomShane" is funny. This has me perplexed. NOT ABOBO EITHER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 No, there aren't enough gay jokes for it to actually be TomShane. The monks in that ashram kinda ruined my taste for gay jokes. Kinda ruined my taste for taste, too, if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Seriously. Words cannot possibly express how disappointed I am right now. April Fool's Day has officially jumped the shark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 [quote name='Blackout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 So, who is playing TomShane? It can't be Smizzy, because "TomShane" spells correctly. It can't be Max, because "TomShane" is funny. This has me perplexed. That's messed up Honkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 So, who is playing TomShane? It can't be Smizzy, because "TomShane" spells correctly. It can't be Max, because "TomShane" is funny. This has me perplexed. Im guessing Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Holy Pam Ewing's shower, Batman! Guess who isn't dead after all! That's right, suckas I'm back, I'm black! Are you still a flaming fag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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