PhinHater Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 So I am watching the Mets game and the fiance tried to change the channel. I then got up and I grabbed the remote out of her hands. She smiled and said I don't want to watch baseball. I then replied with, "get used to it". About a minute later I look at her and say, "I want some muffins." She gets up and starts baking the muffins in the kitchen. Now, we have a great relationship, so this is not how we work. We always share and do things equally. But I had to share this because I really feel manly right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You're obviously on a hot streak, demand some oral pleasure NOW!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Man, I hope they get you to the hospital before you bleed to death from having your dick cut off in your sleep. Sweet dreams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Man, I hope they get you to the hospital before you bleed to death from having your dick cut off in your sleep. Sweet dreams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 So I am watching the Mets game and the fiance tried to change the channel. I then got up and I grabbed the remote out of her hands. She smiled and said I don't want to watch baseball. I then replied with, "get used to it". About a minute later I look at her and say, "I want some muffins." She gets up and starts baking the muffins in the kitchen. Now, we have a great relationship, so this is not how we work. We always share and do things equally. But I had to share this because I really feel manly right now. Riiiiiight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 So I am watching the Mets game and the fiance tried to change the channel. I then got up and I grabbed the remote out of her hands. She smiled and said I don't want to watch baseball. I then replied with, "get used to it". About a minute later I look at her and say, "I want some muffins." She gets up and starts baking the muffins in the kitchen. Now, we have a great relationship, so this is not how we work. We always share and do things equally. But I had to share this because I really feel manly right now. I would imagine a 'manly' man would have his women fetch him a beer, or a Hungry Man TV dinner (because obviously TV dinners are for the manliest of men), but Muffins? Muffins? That's like going clothes shopping at the mall and telling your girlfriend you want to be wrapped in silk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 So I am watching the Mets game and the fiance tried to change the channel. I then got up and I grabbed the remote out of her hands. She smiled and said I don't want to watch baseball. I then replied with, "get used to it". About a minute later I look at her and say, "I want some muffins." She gets up and starts baking the muffins in the kitchen. Now, we have a great relationship, so this is not how we work. We always share and do things equally. But I had to share this because I really feel manly right now. I am just glad you didnt have pneumonia while all this happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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