worse things you can say to a woman

[johnny green balls]

of all these, which is worse? especially appreciate female posters' input.

i went with the last one. if i don't eat my wife thinks i don't like what she cooked and she prides herself as a very good cook.

[NY JET 29]

of all these, which is worse? especially appreciate female posters' input.

i went with the last one. if i don't eat my wife thinks i don't like what she cooked and she prides herself as a very good cook.

I voted the last one a well.

[MrsTaborJet]

Where is the option for:

"Please don't post on JetNation, honey. I'm afraid you'll see what I'm really all about and leave me. I need my internet persona, it allows me to act in childish ways and get away with it, unlike at home where you have me whipped into shape."

In all honesty, I've never heard any of these.

(1) My mother is awesome. If I turn out to be anything like her, then I'm golden.

(2) I'm always relaxed. And if I'm not, there's a very good reason for it and you'd know to not tell me to relax.

(3) Weight is a state of mind; it's all about how you feel. I rock every outfit I put on and confidence is sexy whether you're a size 6 or 16.

(4) Anyone who tells someone else they are irrational most likely can't support their side of an argument and blurts out "You're just being irrational."

(5) My sister is hot.

(6) I'm the MacGyver of whipping up meals around here. They are tasty, nutritious.

[SouthernJet]

Where is the option for:

"Please don't post on JetNation, honey. I'm afraid you'll see what I'm really all about and leave me. I need my internet persona, it allows me to act in childish ways and get away with it, unlike at home where you have me whipped into shape."

In all honesty, I've never heard any of these.

(1) My mother is awesome. If I turn out to be anything like her, then I'm golden.

(2) I'm always relaxed. And if I'm not, there's a very good reason for it and you'd know to not tell me to relax.

(3) Weight is a state of mind; it's all about how you feel. I rock every outfit I put on and confidence is sexy whether you're a size 6 or 16.

(4) Anyone who tells someone else they are irrational most likely can't support their side of an argument and blurts out "You're just being irrational."

(5) My sister is hot.

(6) I'm the MacGyver of whipping up meals around here. They are tasty, nutritious.

surprised u got married,,u seem quite content with yourself

[SouthernJet]

I voted the last one a well.

same here,,if i dont stuff myself like assmop at a all u can eat BoJangles free for all, then my wife thinks i hated the meal..

[Bugeater]

It's not the pants that make your ass look fat, it's the fat that makes your ass look fat.

[MrsTaborJet]

surprised u got married,,u seem quite content with yourself

What does being content with oneself have anything to do with being married or not?

I'm surprised you are still married.

[johnny green balls]

Where is the option for:

"Please don't post on JetNation, honey. I'm afraid you'll see what I'm really all about and leave me. I need my internet persona, it allows me to act in childish ways and get away with it, unlike at home where you have me whipped into shape."

In all honesty, I've never heard any of these.

(1) My mother is awesome. If I turn out to be anything like her, then I'm golden.

(2) I'm always relaxed. And if I'm not, there's a very good reason for it and you'd know to not tell me to relax.

(3) Weight is a state of mind; it's all about how you feel. I rock every outfit I put on and confidence is sexy whether you're a size 6 or 16.

(4) Anyone who tells someone else they are irrational most likely can't support their side of an argument and blurts out "You're just being irrational."

(5) My sister is hot.

(6) I'm the MacGyver of whipping up meals around here. They are tasty, nutritious.

i'll put you down for "relax" then.

[johnny green balls]

What does being content with oneself have anything to do with getting married or not?

I'm surprised you are still married.

i'm surprised you think there is something wrong with acting differently on an internet messageboard than in real life.

[MrsTaborJet]

i'll put you down for "relax" then.

Please do, of all the wonderful people on JN, I really prefer you overall to speak for the women.

[SouthernJet]

What does being content with oneself have anything to do with being married or not?

I'm surprised you are still married.

relax nellie,,did u see the smilie,,

damn,,u must be a blast to be with

[Thai Jet]

of all these, which is worse? especially appreciate female posters' input.

i went with the last one. if i don't eat my wife thinks i don't like what she cooked and she prides herself as a very good cook.

I went with the "fatter" comment. Man I've seen enough of firey looks from different women over the years if you even THINK of making a size joke or comment. They must have a 6th sense that picks that up.

[Thai Jet]

Please do, of all the wonderful people on JN, I really prefer you overall to speak for the women.

??? Oh....

[MrsTaborJet]

relax nellie,,did u see the smilie,,

damn,,u must be a blast to be with

It's all good.

[johnny green balls]

Please do, of all the wonderful people on JN, I really prefer you overall to speak for the women.

i never said i speak for all women. that would be irrational. i'm only speaking for you.

[MrsTaborJet]

i never said i speak for all women. that would be irrational. i'm only speaking for you.

You're too much. JN wouldn't be the same without ya.

[johnny green balls]

same here,,if i dont stuff myself like assmop at a all u can eat BoJangles free for all, then my wife thinks i hated the meal..

mrs. jgb makin pot roast tonight to go with massive bowl of mac salad she made yesterday.

[SouthernJet]

mrs. jgb makin pot roast tonight to go with massive bowl of mac salad she made yesterday.

gettin in the car now,,dont eat it all

[johnny green balls]

gettin in the car now,,dont eat it all

she added her own twist: she doesn't slice the hard boiled eggs because she doesn't like them and that keeps the yolks from getting smashed. it's a good twist. but good lord in heaven my gas was atrocious last night.

[SouthernJet]

she added her own twist: she doesn't slice the hard boiled eggs because she doesn't like them and that keeps the yolks from getting smashed. it's a good twist. but good lord in heaven my gas was atrocious last night.

if u dont like eggs u have to go that way,,i like the egg yuk smeared all over rest of salad..

but u can slice yours and smear so she doesnt get her salad smeared //

man that sounded bad

[johnny green balls]

if u dont like eggs u have to go that way,,i like the egg yuk smeared all over rest of salad..

but u can slice yours and smear so she doesnt get her salad smeared //

man that sounded bad

i am forced to do the self-smearing. i have to sneak and add more mayo too. she thinks it's disgusting that you have to use the entire jar.

[afosomf]

i made a comment on my wifey's hairdo one time and i did not get it

for a month!!!

[SouthernJet]

i made a comment on my wifey's hairdo one time and i did not get it

for a month!!!

definitly a no-no Rich..

[johnny green balls]

i made a comment on my wifey's hairdo one time and i did not get it

for a month!!!

what did you say? that it looked like zangeif's??

[SouthernJet]

mrs. jgb makin pot roast tonight to go with massive bowl of mac salad she made yesterday.

gettin in the car now,,dont eat it all

she added her own twist: she doesn't slice the hard boiled eggs because she doesn't like them and that keeps the yolks from getting smashed. it's a good twist. but good lord in heaven my gas was atrocious last night.

if u dont like eggs u have to go that way,,i like the egg yuk smeared all over rest of salad..

but u can slice yours and smear so she doesnt get her salad smeared //

man that sounded bad

SouthernJet Macaroni Salad, aka SJ Caviar

Ingredients:

NOTE: We use 2 lbs. of macaroni , instead of the recipes listed 1/2 lb, and then increase other ingredients accordingly. We fill a 8 QT. bowl.

1. 1/2 lb. small macaroni elbows

2. 1 16 oz. can asparagus spears, drained and cut into 1 inch pieces (warning - if using only tips, they dont hold up well when folding into salad)

3. Green Olives, halved. Use as many as according to personal taste.

4. Hard boiled eggs, quartered. Use as many as according to personal taste.

5. Cherry tomatoes. Use as many as according to personal taste.

6. Mayonnaise

7. Salt and pepper

Directions:

1. Prepare macaroni per directions on box

2. Drain into colander and rinse with cold water, let drain

3. Add enough mayo to moisten. (Be careful, you can always add more mayo, so dont put too much in first)

4. Gently Add and stir in remaining ingredients to taste

5. Add additional mayo if mixture appears to dry

6. Put in fridge. After several hours or next day, additional mayo may be required if salad appears or tastes dry.

Again, a reminder:

NOTE: We use 2 lbs. of macaroni , instead of the recipes listed 1/2 lb, and then increase other ingredients accordingly. We fill a 8 QT. bowl.

[Lurker]

going with "relax"

that always makes things worse

[johnny green balls]

SouthernJet Macaroni Salad, aka SJ Caviar

Ingredients:

NOTE: We use 2 lbs. of macaroni , instead of the recipes listed 1/2 lb, and then increase other ingredients accordingly. We fill a 8 QT. bowl.

1. 1/2 lb. small macaroni elbows

2. 1 16 oz. can asparagus spears, drained and cut into 1 inch pieces (warning - if using only tips, they dont hold up well when folding into salad)

3. Green Olives, halved. Use as many as according to personal taste.

4. Hard boiled eggs, quartered. Use as many as according to personal taste.

5. Cherry tomatoes. Use as many as according to personal taste.

6. Mayonnaise

7. Salt and pepper

Directions:

1. Prepare macaroni per directions on box

2. Drain into colander and rinse with cold water, let drain

3. Add enough mayo to moisten. (Be careful, you can always add more mayo, so dont put too much in first)

4. Gently Add and stir in remaining ingredients to taste

5. Add additional mayo if mixture appears to dry

6. Put in fridge. After several hours or next day, additional mayo may be required if salad appears or tastes dry.

Again, a reminder:

NOTE: We use 2 lbs. of macaroni , instead of the recipes listed 1/2 lb, and then increase other ingredients accordingly. We fill a 8 QT. bowl.

POTW. it may sound disgusting but trust me. it is amazing. just don't use light mayo, that will create a foul mixture.

too bad for my little brother, his wife thinks it's so nasty she refuses to have it in the house!!!

[Garb]

...this poll is impossible! They all depend on the tone they are delivered with....facial expressions, etc. Although the last one is innocent enough. I can't see how that would get the ire of anyone. And, you can always heat it up later

I'm not fond of the third one. I mean, why say "no fatter than normal?" Why not "your butt looks the same" or "it looks no different."

As far as the irrational comment goes - that does seem to be your bread and butter, eh? Funny. Because one thing I have learned is that what attorney's basically do for a living is RATIONALIZE anything.

[johnny green balls]

...this poll is impossible! They all depend on the tone they are delivered with....facial expressions, etc. Although the last one is innocent enough. I can't see how that would get the ire of anyone. And, you can always heat it up later

I'm not fond of the third one. I mean, why say "no fatter than normal?" Why not "your butt looks the same" or "it looks no different."

As far as the irrational comment goes - that does seem to be your bread and butter, eh? Funny. Because one thing I have learned is that what attorney's basically do for a living is RATIONALIZE anything.

maybe that's why so many attorneys are dogs, they're attracted to the one thing that is beyond anyone's ability to rationalize: women.

[afosomf]

what did you say? that it looked like zangeif's??

i do not want to repeat in case her lawyer ever decides to hack into my laptop.

Let's put it this way, i was young and stupid...almost caused the wedding

to be canceled. Now i'm Old and not as stupid!!

[Alk]

Where is the option for:

"Please don't post on JetNation, honey. I'm afraid you'll see what I'm really all about and leave me. I need my internet persona, it allows me to act in childish ways and get away with it, unlike at home where you have me whipped into shape."

POTW NOM!!!

[Alk]

You're too much. JN wouldn't be the same without ya.

But wouldn't it be kinda nice to find out?

[SouthernJet]

But wouldn't it be kinda nice to find out?

oh lord,,pot/kettle

[serphnx]

Compare her to your little sister. I find that's the best way to dump a girl. Instead of a huge fight or anything it just depresses them and they slink off quietly.