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Didn't Barton just beat her?

Congratulations to Barton, who defeated Garb in a very close race. Now that she lost, Garb can now climb back on her horse and tell how silly this all is.

The next round-

Arsis vs. NJ

IrishJet vs. Thor99

BP vs. Joebaby

Sperm Edwards vs. Bob

Three mods. This could be very interesting.

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Arsis vs. NJ - Arsis wins as NJ taps out before a punch is thrown. In the post fight interview NJ reveals that he has a fear of winning, which explains why he roots for the Cubs and Jets.

IrishJet vs. Thor99 - Nobody knew who these guys were so the fight was not televised. I am told that Thor won.

BP vs. Joebaby - BP sent a few hookers to Joe's room the night before the match and Joe's legs simply weren't under him today.

Sperm Edwards vs. Bob - Since punches to the back of the head aren't illegal in this arena, Bob wins easily. SE was more concerned with getting under the kilt and Bob knocks him out easily.

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Barton stands NO chance against the Garbelzebub juggernaut.

Good call, dooshey.

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Good call, dooshey.

In real life, she'd bust you up.

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In real life, she'd bust you up.

But Barton is built like a white Manute Bol.

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In real life, she'd bust you up.

I dont think she'd be able to reach me, honestly. You, I'd drop like a bag of dog sh#t in the garbage can.

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I dont think she'd be able to reach me, honestly. You, I'd drop like a bag of dog sh#t in the garbage can.

Keep dreaming, Junior.

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lol, how tall is barton?

I think he's like 6' 11'' and 165lb's soaking wet with change in his pockets. he's a legend on the school yard courts in the Florida ghetto he lives in. from what I hear of course. :lol:

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I think he's like 6' 11'' and 165lb's soaking wet with change in his pockets. he's a legend on the school yard courts in the Florida ghetto he lives in. from what I hear of course. :lol:

6'11'' 165? ahaha... all you got at that point is reach and you're not doing much with that when you only have 165lbs behind it.

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Barton got all of his height from me. Just sayin'...

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Arsis.

IrishJet.

BP easily.

Bob.

lol, sore loser, didn't you announce your sabatical from JN, lol

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Arsis vs. NJ - NJ comes out swinging except he's only tall enough to hit the 7 ft Arsis in the thighs. Arsis bust out his NYPD knight stick and beats NJ to a bloody pulp.

IrishJet vs. Thor99 - Thor99 comes to the ring with a couple bottles of scotch and IJ can't help himself. Before long IJ is in a stooper that makes Danny Bonadouchi jealous. Thor99 knocks him over and has his way with him.

BP vs. Joebaby - If the Lion is King of the jungle...Bigfoot is King of the forrest. Bigfoot isn't interested in porn and Joebaby is rendered helpless. BF tears his limbs off and humps them.

Sperm Edwards vs. Bob - Bob is ready for this fight. He is in the best shape of his life and his stache was mint . Sperm didn't train for one minute but shows up to the ring covered in Sprem. We weren't sure who's sperm it was but it was a very ugly and brutal match and bob drowned in a puddle of semen. Still very disturbing to think about

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Arsis vs. NJ - NJ comes out swinging except he's only tall enough to hit the 7 ft Arsis in the thighs. Arsis bust out his NYPD knight stick and beats NJ to a bloody pulp.

IrishJet vs. Thor99 - Thor99 comes to the ring with a couple bottles of scotch and IJ can't help himself. Before long IJ is in a stooper that makes Danny Bonadouchi jealous. Thor99 knocks him over and has his way with him.

BP vs. Joebaby - If the Lion is King of the jungle...Bigfoot is King of the forrest. Bigfoot isn't interested in porn and Joebaby is rendered helpless. BF tears his limbs off and humps them.

Sperm Edwards vs. Bob - Bob is ready for this fight. He is in the best shape of his life and his stache was mint . Sperm didn't train for one minute but shows up to the ring covered in Sprem. We weren't sure who's sperm it was but it was a very ugly and brutal match and bob drowned in a puddle of semen. Still very disturbing to think about

I still have the tonfa one, It's awesome. lol.

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Arsis wins easily as NJ fails to show for the match. Irish Jet has his flight into Logan delayed then finally forced to land in mogantown, WV. There's screams of a Thor 99 conspiracy but bottom line is that IJ fails to show. BP is not to be found. Joebaby senses a third straight win by forfeit . Suddenly, in a tragic turn of events, Joebaby is run over by.....The Kingsley with who else? BP behind the wheel and Duane riding shot gun. BP moves on. Sperm vs Bob The match of the day. Bob wastes no time in ripping into Sperm with vicious eye gouges. It makes little difference to Bob that it's behind Sperms back and before the match even starts. Sperm is helpless as Bob starts to verbally rub it in. The crowd is insensed at Bob and voices their disapproval of Bobs antics. Bob turns towards the crowd to yell. As he turns Sperm is handed an object from the crowd. He swings it at Bobs skull connecting with full fury. Bob goes down face first into the mat. It's over. As Bob's dream of victory lay shattered also laying shattered in the ring is the remains of the hickory stock from a Charleton Heston Memorial Kentucky long rifle. The crowd roars it's approval as Sperm moves to the next round.

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Arsis vs. NJ: Violent and short. Arsis and NJ just start beating seven shades of s**t out of each other, but Arsis uses that more useful vigilante training that failed cops get, and ends up fighting dirty. NJ puts up a brave fight, but there's just one winner.

IrishJet vs. Thor99: Hollywood hasn't got anything on this. Thor lumbers into town wearing his lucky Stay Puft hat. Irish Jet opens fire, but quickly realises that all the ammo is simply bouncing off Thor. Finally the hat gives IJ an idea. He rigs up a couple of proton packs and fires. Thor's hurt, but not badly, and starts knocking buildings down round IJ. Finally IJ decides to cross the streams on the proton packs. Thor explodes, and the city is covered in huge globs of Thor.

BP vs. Joebaby: Joebaby sends in the girls again, but they are repulsed by BP's hair and run screaming. This makes BP sad. Then it makes BP angry. BP takes it all out on Joebaby, grabs him and starts squeezing and squashing. Joebaby ends up shoved into a tuna can.

Sperm Edwards vs. Bob: Sperm tries to use his main sleep inducing salary cap speech weapon. Bob is smart, and wears earplugs, but decides to look interested in what Sperm's saying. This throws Sperm completely out of his rhythm. And he starts to stutter and stammer. At this point people in the crowd start laughing. And Sperm just gets worse. Finally Bob decides to put Sperm out of his misery.

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Arsis vs. NJ - Arsis

IrishJet vs. Thor99 - Thor99

BP vs. Joebaby - JoeBaby shows BP some ape porn and BP's interest changes.

Sperm Edwards vs. Bob - The battle between Joe Torres favorite son and HErms Edwards castaway son. Spermy in this one

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Arsis vs. NJ - NJ's band starts playing.. Arsis' starts dancing and twirling and gets dizzy since he is so high up and NJ clubs him with the crash cymbal.. Arsis is out.. NJ in a song.

IrishJet vs. Thor99 - Thor99 puts on his viking suit and that is enough to scare anyone... irish starts running for the hills.. thor in a meadevil romp.

BP vs. Joebaby -BP shows Joebaby a picture of a women with breasts and an a$$.. real curves.. instead of a boyish body.. and he is memorized.. BP in a walk

Sperm Edwards vs. Bob - Bob mentions the cap.. and spermy starts crunching numbers and bob clocks him with an oversized calculator.. spermy didnt even see it coming..bob the victor

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Arsis is big, crazy and has cop training. This one isn't close.

Irish Jet is too busy rimlapping kobe24jets to notice that Thor is leaping on him from the top rope. Match over.

BP over Joebaby, but the crowd is way more interested in the porn stars and beer at ringside.

Bob,yes I'm voting for myself, squeaks by Spermie in a close contest. Respect to my worthy opponent.

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Arsis, Thor99, BP, and Bob have gone through to the Sweet Sixteen.

The last four matches in this round are-

Kidhuman vs. Boozer

Greengal vs. PFSIKH

Gainzo vs. spjets

Panzer vs. Shawn306

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Congrats Thor.

BTW, So long Jetnation, I'm leaving. I refuse to explain why.

I know why. It's because you got your ass kicked.

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Kidhuman vs. Boozer - Kidhuman brings a bottle of Jack to the ring and Boozer lives up to his namesake - KH in this one.

Greengal vs. PFSIKH - GreenGal takes all her frustration out over her week long ordeal and PFSIKH doesnt stand a chance.

Gainzo vs. spjets - Gainzo in a close one

Panzer vs. Shawn306 - Panzer starts off slow, but then Shawn calls him Mateydoodles and Panzer snaps and breaks him in two

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KH

Pkfish

Gainzo

Panzer

Boozer

PFSIKH

Gainzo

Panzer

wow.. two votes for the patsie over me.. i guess i cant count on the immature teenage boy vote. :lol:

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wow.. two votes for the patsie over me.. i guess i cant count on the immature teenage boy vote. :lol:

I'm neither immature not teenaged. I just don't think you'd make much of a pugilist.

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holy crap.. i better vote for myself over PK other wise i might be swept..

i cant believe on a week that my daughter almost died.. you guys are voting for a patsie fan on a jets website over the grand dame of JN... really now... cmon...

so.. GREENGAL over pk....

:D

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I'm neither immature not teenaged. I just don't think you'd make much of a pugilist.

sorry... i guess i was incorrect... it was just my perception of you ;) ...

and i dont fight with my fist.. just my wit.. :lol: ( see why i am not so successful)

KidHuman

Pfsikh

Gainzo

Panzer

you cant vote.. you have under 100 posts, sorry.

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sorry... i guess i was incorrect... it was just my perception of you ;) ...

and i dont fight with my fist.. just my wit.. :lol: ( see why i am not so successful)

you cant vote.. you have under 100 posts, sorry.

It's fine, if we went by perceptions of people, I'm just happy that you're able to figure out how to turn on a computer. ;):box:

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