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BTW, beginning in the second round until the final four you will need 10 votes to move on. 5 is too little. Final four will be 15 votes to get to the championship game and 15 or 20 to win it, depending on how many people we have participating.

If 5 is too little, how did I get eliminated with 4?

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Death Metal vs. Arena Rock, hmmm, hard to know who is stronger but age and experience reigns here. Tabor uses Jedi Mind tricks while Arsis is headbanging in the corner. He never stood a chance. :headbang:

They are both rockin' their boats, living the friggin' dream. Brenda wins; she's a tough, scrappy chick and stronger than she looks. Jersey Girls Rock! :cheergal:

#27 Dom wins by default, SD never shows up. :confused0082:

Drago has been off his game lately, can't keep up with POTW Nom thread and is just no match for computer-geek BZ. :Typotux:

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If 5 is too little, how did I get eliminated with 4?

As I said already, we needed to move on.

And MrsT, a computer geek dominating a cannibalism addict? No way!

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I'll vote for myself to win if I can because I'm narcissistic like that so Arsis wins over taborjet by split-decision.

Brenda wins over joewilly by submission 2 minutes into the third round by Kimura

The Dominator wins in dominating fashion by knocking out sd win a perfectly timed cross-counter :58 into the first round.

Drago triumphs over BZ when 2:33 in the 3rd round BZ saw chad pennington sitting in the 1st row and fainted like a little 12 year old schoolgirl.

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124, go tap a beer keg would ya! :confused0058:

Lets not overwhelm him, Mrs TJ. :lol:

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As I said already, we needed to move on.

And MrsT, a computer geek dominating a cannibalism addict? No way!

Move on nothing, it wasnt finished. Everyone else got the chance to wait for 5.

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Move on nothing, it wasnt finished. Everyone else got the chance to wait for 5.

Holy christ.

Okay, someone please either vote for Troll or two people please come in and vote for Kidhuman. We need to decide this ASAP.

One vote needed for Troll to advance, two for Kidhuman.

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Hell yeah, Thanks fellas, I appreaciate it. Kidhuman moves on. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So two posters with a combined not even 400 posts vote Kidhuman on. Sorry Troll. The whiner got his wish.

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So two posters with a combined not even 400 posts vote Kidhuman on. Sorry Troll. The whiner got his wish.

What are you talking about, the Devils lost!

(Or am I confusing whiners again?)

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Arsis vs. TaborJet

Joewilly vs. Brenda

#27 Dominator vs Scott Dierking

Drago vs BZ

TaborJet has moves that leave Arsis scratching his bald head.

Joewilly may have two toasters, but Bren has two of something much more impressive. Besides, nobody works harder than Brenda. She makes him feel better afterward by taking him out for drinks on the boat. She's nice like that.

Dominator says something mean about Mike Piazza and Dierk can't see through his tears. Dom pins him.

As Drago begins nibbling on BZ's foot, BZ bashes him over the head with a MacBook Pro, finding the only thing it's actually good for.

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TaborJet has moves that leave Arsis scratching his bald head.

Joewilly may have two toasters, but Bren has two of something much more impressive. Besides, nobody works harder than Brenda. She makes him feel better afterward by taking him out for drinks on the boat. She's nice like that.

Dominator says something mean about Mike Piazza and Dierk can't see through his tears. Dom pins him.

As Drago begins nibbling on BZ's foot, BZ bashes him over the head with a MacBook Pro, finding the only thing it's actually good for.

Thanks for reminded me I need to shave my head again.

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Move on nothing, it wasnt finished. Everyone else got the chance to wait for 5.

Not everyone. I was down 4-0 , came back to make it 4-3 then got "eliminated" by 124. 80"s right, the whole things a joke.

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As I said already, we needed to move on.

And MrsT, a computer geek dominating a cannibalism addict? No way!

Is there a time limit? If so you should have stated it up front instead of saying it takes 5 to win.

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Not everyone. I was down 4-0 , came back to make it 4-3 then got "eliminated" by 124. 80"s right, the whole things a joke.

80 saying it was a joke was because people picked Garb.

Its a whole "Who would win a fight", not a popularity contest. People need to RELAX. Sometimes we need to move on, this isn't supposed to take 95 years.

Thor is the leader in charge, you want to bitch & moan? Ask him. I'm just helping this move along quickly. If at the end of the day, a matchup isn't tied, that person gets the W.

Plain & Simple. Don't like it? Ask to take your name out of it. We'll replace you or give your challenger the W.

BTW, ThaiJet, I believe a 5th vote came around against you to knock you out.

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So two posters with a combined not even 400 posts vote Kidhuman on. Sorry Troll. The whiner got his wish.

He's a whiner because he followed the rules? :roll:

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Honestly, if people are getting their panties in a bunch over a "JN Tourney" of posters, then, I'm sorry but maybe its time to step away from the keyboard for a few days or weeks. Relax. Maybe this thing wasn't such a good idea if people are going to act like babies and have thinner skin than...well.. me.:P

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You know who should be running this tourney? A guy who doesn't mess around. Ain't got no time for all this and who always be dialin'. That's right, Green Jets & Ham would have had this tourney over by now.

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80 saying it was a joke was because people picked Garb.

Its a whole "Who would win a fight", not a popularity contest. People need to RELAX. Sometimes we need to move on, this isn't supposed to take 95 years.

Thor is the leader in charge, you want to bitch & moan? Ask him. I'm just helping this move along quickly. If at the end of the day, a matchup isn't tied, that person gets the W.

Plain & Simple. Don't like it? Ask to take your name out of it. We'll replace you or give your challenger the W.

BTW, ThaiJet, I believe a 5th vote came around against you to knock you out.

For the record : You would be totally wrong Joe.

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Arisis nails Tabor Jet over the head with a keyboard and gets the win. Dom uses the Italian pizza hold till Scott submits. Brenda gets Joe Willy to totally forget why he was in the ring and pins him easily. Drago stuffs BZ so full of cheese before the match he can't move and is easily defeated.

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Joebaby over Ghost (the guy's just huge.. he could win it all, plus who would want to touch him? :lol: )

Ghost vs. Joebabyny: Joebaby calls in his girls to distract Ghost. Ghost falls for it. saying "I'm in heaven!" Joebaby then sends him there for real.

*Joebaby defeats Ghost when he shoves a life sized plastic replica of John Holmes' penis up Ghost's ass. Joe is thrilled with the victory, but he knows that he'll have to come up with a new finisher if he wants to advance past Maxman.

Joebaby brings a Hummerload of skanks to help him tag-team the Ghost. Ghost never had a chance. Ghost retaliates by stealing Joe's kegerator.

JoeBaby puts on some gay porn and Ghost runs away

lol, great stuff, and bob, i will drop tactical nukes in a 100 mile radius if my kegerator is ever stolen again!

Next up is BP I think, after i destroy him i am going to shave him and make a rug out of it for my porn set.

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You know who should be running this tourney? A guy who doesn't mess around. Ain't got no time for all this and who always be dialin'. That's right, Green Jets & Ham would have had this tourney over by now.

:rl:

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Arsis vs. TaborJet: Pre-match, Tabor's in his dresssing room, relaxing. He presses play on his stereo, expecting to hear some Scorpions. Unfortunately, Arsis has already been in, connected the stereo to some huge speakers cunningly hidden, and snuck in a tape of Prostitute Disfigurement. As Tabor reels from the onslaught, Arsis smashes through the door and proceeds to pound the still disorientated Tabor into submission.

Joewilly vs. Brenda: The Jetnation version of Sink the Bismarck. Both have secretly armed their boats, so a running battle ensues. A tragedy occurs as the battle rages through the Windward Passage, as a stray torpedo from Joewilly misses Bren, but sinks a boat crammed with 242 Haitian refugees. None survive. Finally the battle moves into the Bermuda Triangle, where the aliens decide they want to take Bren home with them.

#27 Dominator vs Scott Dierking: Turns out the whole squirrel stuffing thing was just a cover for Dominator's real purpose. He's been using animatronics to create a robot squirrel army. Complete with razor sharp teeth, they swarm over Dierking, and rend him into bloody little scraps.

Drago vs BZ: Sadly for BZ this isn't a sig, so I have nothing to do with the outcome of this fight. Drago ends up washing down a Chianti, and munching on BZ's liver. While BZ is still alive.

But not for much longer.

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So, I will be a whiner if it means getting the air chance everyone else gets. If I would have lost fair and square so be it. You say you want to increase the votes to move on but you are so impatient you cant wait until someone gets 5, and you want 10 for the next round? If you cancel matches/rounds/what the **** ever, you wont even allow 3 votes before you call it a day. Follow the damn rules set or dont help out at all, leave it to Thor since it is his thread.

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Honestly, if people are getting their panties in a bunch over a "JN Tourney" of posters, then, I'm sorry but maybe its time to step away from the keyboard for a few days or weeks. Relax. Maybe this thing wasn't such a good idea if people are going to act like babies and have thinner skin than...well.. me.:P

Bannable offense!!!

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So, I will be a whiner if it means getting the air chance everyone else gets. If I would have lost fair and square so be it. You say you want to increase the votes to move on but you are so impatient you cant wait until someone gets 5, and you want 10 for the next round? If you cancel matches/rounds/what the **** ever, you wont even allow 3 votes before you call it a day. Follow the damn rules set or dont help out at all, leave it to Thor since it is his thread.

:sign0098: Very well said. Sadly it went downhill when 124 took over. Running it like a former Chilean dictator would.

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Troll vs. Kidhuman- KH trained for this fight for months. the only thing he didn't prepare for? The Princess Leia look-a-like Troll brought ringside.KH was beat quickly but didn't care as he planned to show Leia his "light saber" after the match.

PFSIKH vs. JonEJet- Talk about a mismatch. JonE kills & eats PFSIKH at the pre fight luncheon . PFSIKH was mistaken for a King Crab leg and JonE said his meat was "sweet" .

Gainzo vs. LIMike- Gainzo does his best Chopper impression & proceeds rampage on LImike...he can be heard screaming " Oye,Oye,Oye"

Panzer vs. Matt 39- Panzer doesn't show up to the fight...however the entire site is vaporized via satellite. Coincidence? I think not!

That was funny

Still can't believe i lost to a Patsie

Thanks Bob

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Honestly, if people are getting their panties in a bunch over a "JN Tourney" of posters, then, I'm sorry but maybe its time to step away from the keyboard for a few days or weeks. Relax. Maybe this thing wasn't such a good idea if people are going to act like babies and have thinner skin than...well.. me.:P

All you have to do is look at who started the thread to decide if this was a good idea or not. Hell I am still waiting for my Jets Flask from his last contest.

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All you have to do is look at who started the thread to decide if this was a good idea or not. Hell I am still waiting for my Jets Flask from his last contest.

I'm sure we can all agree, especially JonE and MadMike, that making me a mod was a bad idea as well.

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