Maxman Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I'm sure we can all agree, especially JonE and MadMike, that making me a mod was a bad idea as well. Duh. That is why we did it. We have a propensity for f'ing with people here. And we just wanted to kick it up a notch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 All you have to do is look at who started the thread to decide if this was a good idea or not. Hell I am still waiting for my Jets Flask from his last contest. Awww! Poor Maxie didn't get his free gift! I feel so bad for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Duh. That is why we did it. We have a propensity for f'ing with people here. And we just wanted to kick it up a notch. NO TIX FOR U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 joewilly is currently smokin a cigarette after being pinned by brenda. would like a rematch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 joewilly is currently smokin a cigarette after being pinned by brenda. would like a rematch You lost on submission on purpose- you can not fool me joewilly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I am requesting. no better yet, I am demanding a handicap match between me ''THE_STOOLSPRAYER'', and two of my former moderators. Jet Moses and Bob. You better send Randy's grill boy in your place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 NO TIX FOR U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Hey that's what wrasslin is about. Good guys getting screwed. I think some folks to chill a tad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Arsis vs. TaborJet: Arsis flashes a fake NYPD shield and orders Tabor to lie on the floor with his hands behind his back. Tabor remembering that Arsis was a police academy dropout, fakes going to the ground and then unleashes an uppercut that drops Arsis cold. As Tabor moves in for the kill he suddenly receives a text message from 124 that apparently has been sent from a location in Tabor, NJ. Tabor is last seen running from the ring yelling "taxi, taxi", thereby losing by forfeit. Joewilly vs. Brenda: joewilly starts quickly, circling Brenda and causing her to get dizzy due to a severe hangover and an accumulated 20 minutes of sleep in the past week. As joewilly moves in for the takedown, his face gets wedged in between Brenda's glorious love pillows and deprived of oxygen, he quickly loses consciousness and falls face first onto the artificial grass. Brenda wins and has an umbrella drink in celebration. #27 Dominator vs Scott Dierking: During his time in Italy, Dominator placed large bets on the 2006 NY Jets with some "unauthorized sports betting professionals". The "professionals" have decided to "let it ride" on the Dominator in order to give him a chance to wipe the slate clean. In order to protect their investment, the "professionals" give Dierking a pre-fight pep talk. The fight begins and the Dominator comes out and throws a clumsy right hook that misses by a mile. Dierking goes down and is counted out at eleven seconds of the first round. Drago vs BZ: BZ quickly throws Drago off his game by claiming that he is in fact Tictac's NEW boyfriend, mentioning a distinguishing but extremely private birthmark. Realizing that he is pushing up against the 7 p.m. deadline for submitting the check for his $50,000 PSL's, BZ rushes in for the kill a little too quickly. Drago, having recovered from the "below the belt" birthmark remark, has channeled his grief into anger and borrowing methods gleaned from the "BTK" book (ironically recommended by Tictac), wraps the top rope around BZ's neck, leaving him hanging there with his feet dangling. Drago briefly considers de-pantsing BZ in order to humiliate him, but is concerned that BZ may have a huge penis, resulting in a severe psychological disadvantage in trying to win back Tictac's affections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 That was a good round, many funny match results. Thanks to everyone for voting. Arsis, Bren, #27, and Drago have advanced to the second round. The last of the first round is as follows: Assmop vs. Verde JGB vs. GreenDNA Bugg vs. RSJ GimmeShelter vs. MrsTabor Good luck all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 You lost on submission on purpose- you can not fool me joewilly. yes & with any luck the same thing'll happen in the rematch;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 That was a good round, many funny match results. Thanks to everyone for voting. Arsis, Bren, #27, and Drago have advanced to the second round. The last of the first round is as follows: Assmop vs. Verde JGB vs. GreenDNA Bugg vs. RSJ GimmeShelter vs. MrsTabor Good luck all. drago is screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 That was a good round, many funny match results. Thanks to everyone for voting. Arsis, Bren, #27, and Drago have advanced to the second round. The last of the first round is as follows: Assmop vs. Verde JGB vs. GreenDNA Bugg vs. RSJ GimmeShelter vs. MrsTabor Good luck all. I beat a Mod head to head? Ahaha, I'm awesome! Verde wins 1:40 into the first round by read naked choke hold. After the fight Assmop talks about how awesome his victory was. JGB and GreenDNA tie by double-knockout 2:30 into the 3rd round. Bugg beats RDJ by doing something in some round. No one actually showed up for the fight so I can't really say. MrsTabor is a fit of rage over me defeating her husband in Mortal Kombat releases her inner Sonya Blade and gives GimmeShelter the kiss of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I beat a Mod head to head? Ahaha, I'm awesome! Verde wins 1:40 into the first round by read naked choke hold. After the fight Assmop talks about how awesome his victory was. JGB and GreenDNA tie by double-knockout 2:30 into the 3rd round. Bugg beats RDJ by doing something in some round. No one actually showed up for the fight so I can't really say. MrsTabor is a fit of rage over me defeating her husband in Mortal Kombat releases her inner Sonya Blade and gives GimmeShelter the kiss of death. I think someone got me confused with MrsT when they voted, lol. Congrats, and good luck the rest of the way! If you should match up with MrsT, I don't like your chances! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Verde GreenDNA RSJ - No offense Bugg, just think I have it easier against RSJ in Round 2 MrsTabor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 so who are the favorites to go the distance here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 so who are the favorites to go the distance here? C'mon now Joe, is there any question who will win the SSII region? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Smizzy, Max, BP or Sperm Headwards are probably thew odds on favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 UPDATED: 04/17/08 Bold - still alive Italic - eliminated The Kitchen Worker Region 1 Smizzy - faces winner of JGB / GreenDNA 2 SouthernJet 3 Barton - faces Garb 4 Blackout 5 Troll 6 Garb - faces Barton 7 Arsis - faces NJ 8 JGB 9 GreenDNA 10 TaborJet 11 80 12 Kidhuman - faces Boozer 13 Boozer - faces Kidhuman 14 NightStalker 15 NJ - faces winner of Arsis 16 Bitonti The Powder Region 1 Max - faces winner of Assmop / Verde 2 SFJ - faces Bren 3 IrishJet - faces Thor99 4 Greengal - faces PFSIKH 5 PFSIKH - faces Greengal 6 Thor99 - faces IrishJet 7 Joewilly 8 Assmop 9 Verde 10 Bren - faces SFJ 11 4hCrew 12 JonEJet 13 AirForceJetFan 14 MBN007 15 Serphnx 16 GreenBeans The SSII Region 1 124 - faces winner of Bugg / RSJ 2 faba - faces #27 3 BP - faces JoebabyNY 4 Madmike 5 Gainzo - faces SPJets 6 Ghost 7 #27 - faces faba 8 Bugg 9 RSJ 10 ScottDierking 11 joebabyny - faces BP 12 LIMike 13 spjets - faces Gainzo 14 LBS 15 GM 16 JFBM The '72 Pinto Region 1 Ecurb 2 Alk - faces Drago 3 Sperm Edwards - faces Bob 4 ThaiJet 5 PDM - faces Shawn306 6 Bob - faces SpermEdwards 7 Drago - faces Alk 8 GimmeShelter 9 MrsTaborJet 10 BZ 11 Jetsfan80 12 Matt39 13 Shawn306 - faces PDM 14 Jetheelz 15 Shadowjet 16 JetMoses - faces winner of GimmeShelter / MrsTaborJet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Smizzy, Max, BP or Sperm Headwards are probably thew odds on favorites. Excuse me sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 UPDATED: 04/17/08 Bold - still alive Italic - eliminated The Kitchen Worker Region 1 Smizzy - faces winner of JGB / GreenDNA 2 SouthernJet 3 Barton - faces Garb 4 Blackout 5 Troll 6 Garb - faces Garb 7 Arsis - faces NJ 8 JGB 9 GreenDNA 10 TaborJet 11 80 12 Kidhuman - faces Boozer 13 Boozer - faces Kidhuman 14 NightStalker 15 NJ - faces winner of Arsis 16 Bitonti The Powder Region 1 Max - faces winner of Assmop / Verde 2 SFJ - faces Bren 3 IrishJet - faces Thor99 4 Greengal - faces PFSIKH 5 PFSIKH - faces Greengal 6 Thor99 - faces IrishJet 7 Joewilly 8 Assmop 9 Verde 10 Bren - faces SFJ 11 4hCrew 12 JonEJet 13 AirForceJetFan 14 MBN007 15 Serphnx 16 GreenBeans The SSII Region 1 124 - faces winner of Bugg / RSJ 2 faba - faces #27 3 BP - faces JoebabyNY 4 Madmike 5 Gainzo - faces SPJets 6 Ghost 7 #27 - faces faba 8 Bugg 9 RSJ 10 ScottDierking 11 joebabyny - faces BP 12 LIMike 13 spjets - faces Gainzo 14 LBS 15 GM 16 JFBM The '72 Pinto Region 1 Ecurb 2 Alk - faces Drago 3 Sperm Edwards - faces Bob 4 ThaiJet 5 PDM - faces Shawn306 6 Bob - faces SpermEdwards 7 Drago - faces Alk 8 GimmeShelter 9 MrsTaborJet 10 BZ 11 Jetsfan80 12 Matt39 13 Shawn306 - faces PDM 14 Jetheelz 15 Shadowjet 16 JetMoses - faces winner of GimmeShelter / MrsTaborJet So, I'm fighting myself? Sh*t, I do that all the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 So, I'm fighting myself? Sh*t, I do that all the time! Whoops. Keep quiet you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 C'mon now Joe, is there any question who will win the SSII region? Watch out for the 5 seed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Watch out for the 5 seed Please. Aussies? I mean, sure they can last for a round or two, but thats about it. The only challenge I have up against me is BP. Thankfully, I can't face him until the Elite 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Excuse me sir? Be quiet 5th seed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Be quiet 5th seed. Excuse me sir, but I'm a #1 seed. #3 in the Tourney overall. Bow down to me pathetic 7 seed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Getting paired up with Verde are you kidding I would be lucky to last 90 seconds, 45 if she wore her famous tank top;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Please. Aussies? I mean, sure they can last for a round or two, but thats about it. The only challenge I have up against me is BP. Thankfully, I can't face him until the Elite 8. I don't know what crack you are smoking, after I took ghost I pulled his mother-effing heart out through his mouth and ate it like a comanche indian warrior. I am not even gonna break out my weapons for BP, I am just gonna walk into the ring and straight rip his head off 5 seconds into it. I am saving my drildo and f###-saw for you 124, because I am going to beat you by robbing you of your manhood and dignity. I may actually let MrsT take a turn on your 19 year old @ss with the drildo as revenge. lol :Nuts::Nuts::Nuts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I don't know what crack you are smoking, after I took ghost I pulled his mother-effing heart out through his mouth and ate it like a comanche indian warrior. I am not even gonna break out my weapons for BP, I am just gonna walk into the ring and straight rip his head off 5 seconds into it. I am saving my drildo and f###-saw for you 124, because I am going to beat you by robbing you of your manhood and dignity. I may actually let MrsT take a turn on your 19 year old @ss with the drildo as revenge. lol :Nuts::Nuts::Nuts: :lol: I'd just eat you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Getting paired up with Verde are you kidding I would be lucky to last 90 seconds, 45 if she wore her famous tank top;) Aaaaaand the fight is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! afo draws from carolina living & goes all hillbilly on verde, runnin circles around her yellin yellin YOU GOT A PERTY MOUTH. then WHAP!!! catches her behind the left ear with a 2 iron. verde hits the ground hard but musters enough strength to whistle & out comes the doberman who rips afo to shreads. verde is declared the winner, shook afo's hand after the fightwhich wasn't attached to his arm btw. asked why he hit her with a friggin 2 iron he replied: I just haven't been hittin the driver well lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Assmop vs. Verde: Assmop strolls in, expecting an easy contest, but he forgot something. Verde has dogs. Big mean dogs. And she's been training them. And they're hungry. You get the picture. Yet another messy and shortlived fight. JGB vs. GreenDNA: An even fight, but while JGB's sharp talking skills do well in the courtroom, they just serve to drive DNA into a rage. A woozy JGB is finished off with a headbutt. Bugg vs. RSJ: Bugg's looking forward to this fight, until it's revealed RSJ has used his wealth to hire Mike Tyson. If you want to talk to Bugg these days, you have to shout. GimmeShelter vs. MrsTabor: MrsTabor, in the spirit of Yngwie Malmsteem, "unleashes the foookin fuuuury". Gimme Shelter is reduced to a pulpy mass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Aaaaaand the fight is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! afo draws from carolina living & goes all hillbilly on verde, runnin circles around her yellin yellin YOU GOT A PERTY MOUTH. then WHAP!!! catches her behind the left ear with a 2 iron. verde hits the ground hard but musters enough strength to whistle & out comes the doberman who rips afo to shreads. verde is declared the winner, shook afo's hand after the fightwhich wasn't attached to his arm btw. asked why he hit her with a friggin 2 iron he replied: I just haven't been hittin the driver well lately Doooberrrrrrrmann!!!!!!!!!!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I want to take on Verde, my black labradors will tear those scrawny Doberman's to shreds!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I want to take on Verde, my black labradors will tear those scrawny Doberman's to shreds!!! Doberman>Labrador. Sorry IJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 Doberman>Labrador. Sorry IJ. He's just looking for someone else to fight, he knows he has no chance at the Sweet Sixteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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