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WTF IS THIS CRAP!?!?!

Curtis Martin 89 speed?? He has 91 in the roster updates!!!!!

Jason Fabini 96 Strength? :shock:

Jason Kendall just 88 strength? :shock:

HOLY CRAP HOW AM I GONNA WIN ONLINE WHEN CHAD HAS 86 ARM STRENGTH!!?!?!?!?!

Eric Barton has a good rating of 89, but 78 speed is way too slow.

Why did Coles speed go down to 98 damnit!! Only 96 acceleration!!?!?!

Vilma got screwed over by getting jumped by DJ Williams. But Vilmas speed went up a notch to 85 BUT HELLOOO HE WON THE MUTHEREFFIN DROY!!!

Doug Jolley, 76 speed?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Sorry BUT CHRIS BAKER IS NOT FASTER THAN DOUG JOLLEY!! WAKE THE F UP DUMBA**ES!!

92 kickpower and 88 accuracy for Nugent? Should have more kick power! THIS GUY BOOTS 55 YARDERS WITH EASE!!

Dewayne Robertson got the biggest cock job here! 86 STRENGTH!!! ARE YOU JOKING!!!??!?!?! WTF IS THAT !! HE HAS 63 SPEED AND RAN A FRICKIN 4.8!

Blalock finally got bumped up to a good speed of 93 with 93 acceleration also, good stuff there.

McGraw lost 1 ticker on his speed

Bryan Thomas sucks

YO! DERRICK STRAIT WITH 87 SPEED?!?!?!

Cotchery has moved up to 87 speed

Adrian Jones HAS 83 STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pouha has 87 measely strength

McClover is a big fast mofo

Cedric Houston 85 SPEED!!! WTFFFFFFFF

Yo but I'm loving the Justin Miller acceleration. 96 acceleration is really good. Only 92 speed but thats not too bad, but I would put him at 94 jmo. BUT WHY DOES HE ONLY HAVE 52 TACKLE? Dude tackles like a damn linebacker HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF HIS NECK DAAAAAMN

Biggest Screw Jobs

Dewayne Robertson

Jonathan Vilma

Chad Pennington on arm strength

Adrian Jones on strength

Derrick Strait on speed

Cedric Houston on speed

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Barton, go take a walk and step back from the keyboard.

On a happier yet even more ridiculous note, Barton is rated higher than Vilma......LMFAO....yeah, this is accurate.

Considering Barton was IMO, our most consistent defender last season I say he should be rated higher than Vilma.

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this kids rants are classic =D>=D>

WTF IS THIS CRAP!?!?!

Curtis Martin 89 speed?? He has 91 in the roster updates!!!!!

Jason Fabini 96 Strength? :shock:

Jason Kendall just 88 strength? :shock:

HOLY CRAP HOW AM I GONNA WIN ONLINE WHEN CHAD HAS 86 ARM STRENGTH!!?!?!?!?!

Eric Barton has a good rating of 89, but 78 speed is way too slow.

Why did Coles speed go down to 98 damnit!! Only 96 acceleration!!?!?!

Vilma got screwed over by getting jumped by DJ Williams. But Vilmas speed went up a notch to 85 BUT HELLOOO HE WON THE MUTHEREFFIN DROY!!!

Doug Jolley, 76 speed?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Sorry BUT CHRIS BAKER IS NOT FASTER THAN DOUG JOLLEY!! WAKE THE F UP DUMBA**ES!!

92 kickpower and 88 accuracy for Nugent? Should have more kick power! THIS GUY BOOTS 55 YARDERS WITH EASE!!

Dewayne Robertson got the biggest c*ck job here! 86 STRENGTH!!! ARE YOU JOKING!!!??!?!?! WTF IS THAT !! HE HAS 63 SPEED AND RAN A FRICKIN 4.8!

Blalock finally got bumped up to a good speed of 93 with 93 acceleration also, good stuff there.

McGraw lost 1 ticker on his speed

Bryan Thomas sucks

YO! DERRICK STRAIT WITH 87 SPEED?!?!?!

Cotchery has moved up to 87 speed

Adrian Jones HAS 83 STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pouha has 87 measely strength

McClover is a big fast mofo

Cedric Houston 85 SPEED!!! WTFFFFFFFF

Yo but I'm loving the Justin Miller acceleration. 96 acceleration is really good. Only 92 speed but thats not too bad, but I would put him at 94 jmo. BUT WHY DOES HE ONLY HAVE 52 TACKLE? Dude tackles like a damn linebacker HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF HIS NECK DAAAAAMN

Biggest Screw Jobs

Dewayne Robertson

Jonathan Vilma

Chad Pennington on arm strength

Adrian Jones on strength

Derrick Strait on speed

Cedric Houston on speed

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