SouthernJet Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 NICOLE MELTDOWN Nicole Kidman meltdown! Nicole exploded when down-home hubby Keith Urban took her to the Cracker Barrel in Crossville, Tennessee for lunch. "The food seemed to be fine for him because his wife didn't even bother to look at the menu," said an eyewitness. "She's more accustomed to haute cuisine but Keith's tastes are simpler." But when Nicole got a load of the southern-style chow, she hissed, "'This is it? This is where we're getting lunch - I hate this place! Everyone is staring at us...'." According to witnesses, an uneasy Keith whispered to Nicole to calm down. She didn't. Nicole stormed out of the restaurant with a sheepish Keith following. They then battled in the parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Figured she'll be to high class for Cracker Barrel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 Figured she'll be to high class for Cracker Barrel.... thats obvious what she figured,, i challenge her to tell me where there are better Hash Brown casseroles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 high maintence and extremely over-rated in both the looks and acting departments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSFAN5180 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 She obviously needs a good tube steak. Keith Urban could do alot better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 Figured she'll be to high class for Cracker Barrel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 She obviously needs a good tube steak. Keith Urban could do alot better. Cracker Barrel has good tube steaks,,they split them down the middle like Five Guys Burger and Fries does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 What am I looking for here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I love going there for breakfast -- dinner or lunch not so much -- no wonder Tom Cruise dumped her arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSFAN5180 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Cracker Barrel has good tube steaks,,they split them down the middle like Five Guys Burger and Fries does I wouldnt know I never had a tube steak you sound like an old pro.You obviously had sausage in the can a few times also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 What am I looking for here? nuthin,,its normal people , unlike nicole 'big noggin' kidman,,enjoying a meal at cracker barrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 nuthin,,its normal people , unlike nicole 'big noggin' kidman,,enjoying a meal at cracker barrel bitch desperately needs a spray on tan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 I wouldnt know I never had a tube steak you sound like an old pro.You obviously had sausage in the can a few times also. oh,, i thought u meant a weiner,,like in Nathans and Hebrew National.. I am shocked u were referring to something so JetNation-ish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 bitch desperately needs a spray on tan I heard Cruise dumped her cause even the Scientologists think she is a whack job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSFAN5180 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 oh,, i thought u meant a weiner,,loike in Nathans and Hebrew National.. I am shocked u were referring to something so JetNation-ish Nah dont be shocked I know your intent.Born at night but not last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tictac Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 How could she not like cracker barrel, it combines two of the American peoples favorite things, eating and shopping. Maybe shes not into buying wooden checkers sets or rock candy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 How could she not like cracker barrel, it combines two of the American peoples favorite things, eating and shopping. Maybe shes not into buying wooden checkers sets or rock candy? ya, and then to be so DUMB as to throw a fit that will label you a f'in snob.. grin and bear it for your ole man bitch,,I am sure he has sitten thru some French foofoo meals to make you happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 ya, and then to be so DUMB as to throw a fit that will label you a f'in snob.. grin and bear it for your ole man bitch,,I am sure he has sitten thru some French foofoo meals to make you happy no wonder he shoots heroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJDidIt Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Just imagine how OJ would have handled that situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 What the F is Cracker Barrel? A redneck Sizzler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 hmmmmm dont know what to think here I know that i hate winding up in a place that i dont care much for as well. cracker barrel is OK, it certainly is far from my top favs but like someone else said the breakfasts are real good maybe they were fighting beforehand? we all fight with our wives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 What the F is Cracker Barrel? A redneck Sizzler? Cracker Barrel is good. If you are driving to Florida it's the best place to take a bathroom break. Plus, there is a Cracker Barrel or Cracker Barrel sign ever 1/4 mile on 95. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 hmmmmm dont know what to think here I know that i hate winding up in a place that i dont care much for as well. cracker barrel is OK, it certainly is far from my top favs but like someone else said the breakfasts are real good maybe they were fighting beforehand? we all fight with our wives not many people walk out on thier significant other in a public place.. thats a real anger and ego problem there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 So, a health conscious, pregnant women gets a little cranky because she think Chicken Fried Steak with Biscuits and Gravy is disgusting (many do) and this is just the most horrendous behavior ever? Jeez, you redneck converts are s-e-n-s-i-t-i-v-e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Barton, pretty much. A redneck place to eat. Yeehaw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 bitch desperately needs a spray on tan no need to call her a bitch, counselor. however, I agree, get some color, woman! nothing is nastier, imo, than milk-white skin. Bleh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tictac Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 So, a health conscious, pregnant women gets a little cranky because she think Chicken Fried Steak with Biscuits and Gravy is disgusting (many do) and this is just the most horrendous behavior ever? Jeez, you redneck converts are s-e-n-s-i-t-i-v-e. There is more than chicken fried steak there, she didn't have to be ridiculous about it. Celebrities get away with acting like children. This is just another case where it is okay, because obviously she shouldn't be expected to eat somewhere like CRACKER BARREL!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 high maintence and extremely over-rated in both the looks and acting departments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 nuthin,,its normal people , unlike nicole 'big noggin' kidman,,enjoying a meal at cracker barrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 bitch desperately needs a spray on tan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 ya, and then to be so DUMB as to throw a fit that will label you a f'in snob.. grin and bear it for your ole man bitch,,I am sure he has sitten thru some French foofoo meals to make you happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 no wonder he shoots heroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 There is more than chicken fried steak there, she didn't have to be ridiculous about it. Celebrities get away with acting like children. This is just another case where it is okay, because obviously she shouldn't be expected to eat somewhere like CRACKER BARREL!!!!! I've been to Cracker Barrell - twice, I think. I was not impressed. I did refrain from acting like a child though because I want to set a good example for my horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Just imagine how OJ would have handled that situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 hmmmmm dont know what to think here I know that i hate winding up in a place that i dont care much for as well. cracker barrel is OK, it certainly is far from my top favs but like someone else said the breakfasts are real good maybe they were fighting beforehand? we all fight with our wives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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