Ben Schwartz Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 And my former friend, Jetsrule128 starts throwing mustard at Soul fans. He ran like a little girl, leaving me to take the blame. JR128, I am going to kick your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikeyman3 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Could you do us all a favor and beat yourself up for wearing Rohan Davey glasses? K THX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 And my former friend, Jetsrule128 starts throwing mustard at Soul fans. He ran like a little girl, leaving me to take the blame. JR128, I am going to kick your ass. Can't you just kill him instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Arena Football is gay. Very gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 And my former friend, Jetsrule128 starts throwing mustard at Soul fans. He ran like a little girl, leaving me to take the blame. JR128, I am going to kick your ass. Hey life sucks... when your buddy starts sh!t you have to fight... Its a man law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 ben you wiener this is not you you and by that i mean not you are trying to play us all for chumps go back to section 116 and keep making players those stupid cards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobe24jets Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Could you do us all a favor and beat yourself up for wearing Rohan Davey glasses? K THX ikey is a thug ***** is real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobe24jets Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 ben you wiener this is not you you and by that i mean not you are trying to play us all for chumps go back to section 116 and keep making players those stupid cards i got yo back that ***** ben aint **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 As hard as it is to achieve such a feat, this quite possibly may be one of the worst threads in JN history. Like a moth to a flame, I had to open it. Damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Like a moth to a flame, I had to open it. Damn! how many times have i heard you say that before ben thinks he is hot crap he is even less of a celebrity than Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 ben you wiener this is not you you and by that i mean not you are trying to play us all for chumps go back to section 116 and keep making players those stupid cards Whoever he is, he's doing a good job on you, it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 this was such a stupid thread ben schwartz and his rohan davey glasses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 So today I woke up and couldnt decide what to do. Should I eat breakfast or take a huge dump. Both were extremely good options. I weighed each decision carefully. If I ate first, taking a dump would be a little easier plus I could jump in the shower right after and clean the dingleberries right out. If I shat first, then I would feel empty and willing to eat more. Plus I wouldnt feel all bloated and fat. And since I like to eat, this is a very appealing option. So, laying in bed scratching my balls (which I like to do first thing in the morning) and trying to decide I heard a loud bang outside. What could that be I wondered? Well, I turned quickly to look out the window and I felt a sharp pain shoot through my lower back. Good thing I was scratching my balls so I could distract myself from the lightning shooting through my lower back. Looking out the window, I couldnt tell what happened. What was that loud noise? Did a car backfire? Did a Red Sox fan lose it and go on a shooting spree? Did a tree fall on my car? Well, when one is scratching their balls, they lose concentration on anything outside of scratching their balls. Quickly my mind wandered away from that loud noise to wondering how much manscaping I should do. Manscaping is almost mandatory these days. Luckily I am a heavyset guy who doesnt have a lot of luck with the ladies so not many get to enjoy the family jewels I possess. Plus, when you're paying for a hooker, she's got to put up with that mess down there. Why should I clear the manscape for her? She wont appreciate it anyway. Since its sunday, one of the lazyist days of the week, do I really want to pull out the shaving cream and razor to shave my junk and the surrounding neighborhood... I really dont want to waste my weekend free time on shaving my balls, so maybe I should do it tomorrow. But I need to be up earlier than usual tomorrow and I dont trust myself around my balls in the morning when Im so freaking tired. I quickly grow tired and nauseated by the thoughts of ballshaving going through my head. Plus, with the scratching Im doing, 'ol Stanley (the name of my penis) finally has woke up. Now I have a 3rd option, do I sh!t, eat, or crank one out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Ben Schwarz is 128's BFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 this was such a stupid thread Yes, but you felt the need to bump it after it dropped like a lead balloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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