Judge Wapner Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I am here to help decide the fate of the supposedly ''legendary Jetman67''. he is going to stand trial here on Jetnation for heresy. what's at stake you ask? if proven innocent of this charge he will be fully reinstated AS Jetman67. I am going to ask for a prosecution team, and a defense team for this trial. please post in this thread if you would like to be in the jury pool. another thread will decide the defense and prosecution teams. Thank you, You may be seated. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Wapner Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 Jurors are more than welcome to volunteer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Even though I only have 23 chromosomes, I will do my civic duty. heh-heh. Doody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Wapner Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 Even though I only have 23 chromosomes, I will do my civic duty. heh-heh. Doody. Mr. Sperm, you are in the jury pool. thank you. now where is Mrs. Sperm? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murphklecko73 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 this is going to be great. I am in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Pick me. I can be fair and impartial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Wapner Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 this is going to be great. I am in Pick me. I can be fair and impartial. OK, we now have 3 jurors in the jury pool. Sperm Murphklecko73 lil bit special 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 (edited) I have no idea who this guy is... but I'll still be in the jury if I can do the execution if he is found guilty. Edited July 31, 2008 by Arsis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Torquemada wishes it to be known the accused is a heretic, and must be burnt at the stake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I'll wait for the prosecution team thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Torquemada wishes it to be known the accused is a heretic, and must be burnt at the stake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I am here to serve my civic duty to the nation. Free Jetman67 !!!!!! Free Jetman67 !!!!!! Free Jetman67 !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Wapner Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 OK, we now have 6 jurors in the jury pool. Sperm Murphklecko73 lil bit special Arsis Panzer Division Maruck Shawn306 Where is Rusty to get this organized? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 CONFESS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Smizzy needs to be the prosecutor. I'll be in the jury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Wapner Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 CONFESS! (banging gavel!!!!!) Order in this courtroom! This is the jury pool selection thread! the jurors will be selected by the ''court clerk'' I have to get Rusty here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 oooo finally my chance for jury duty im in!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 (banging gavel!!!!!) Order in this courtroom! This is the jury pool selection thread! the jurors will be selected by the ''court clerk'' I have to get Rusty here. Sombody didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Wapner Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 oooo finally my chance for jury duty im in!!! You're in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Sombody didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition..... No one does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty the bailiff Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Sombody didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition..... No one does. There will be order in Judge Wapner's court room. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Smizzy needs to be the prosecutor. I'll be in the jury. And Bob the Jets Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 JURY DUTY????? Uh, I hate ni*****, sp***, chi***, goo**, gui****, je** and every other ethnic and religious group on the planet. Can I be dismissed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 JURY DUTY????? Uh, I hate ni*****, sp***, chi***, goo**, gui****, je** and every other ethnic and religious group on the planet. Can I be dismissed? actually with those credentials, you'll make a perfect juror in this trial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Wapner Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 JURY DUTY????? Uh, I hate ni*****, sp***, chi***, goo**, gui****, je** and every other ethnic and religious group on the planet. Can I be dismissed? You are the perfect juror specimen. actually with those credentials, you'll make a perfect juror in this trial. You beat me to it. you may be seated, Cayman Island residents must behave themselves just like everybody else in my courtroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Sombody didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition..... No one does. Their two chief weapons are fear, surprise and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... their three chief weapons are... I don't know about heresy, but if he wears those god awful crocs in the courtroom he should be executed for sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 You are the perfect juror specimen. You beat me to it. you may be seated, Cayman Island residents must behave themselves just like everybody else in my courtroom. I was gonna apply for bailiff yer honor as I see this thing gettin waaay outta hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 You are the perfect juror specimen. You beat me to it. you may be seated, Cayman Island residents must behave themselves just like everybody else in my courtroom. unless you got some of that rum cake with ya... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 has anybody seen Johnny Greenballs lately I have his card and a hot case for him it's an anti-trust suit for KJ-Wapner would be our judge of choice-or Judy as long as there are no earthquakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I declare Wapner and this kangaroo court unfit to try ANYBODY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I declare Wapner and this kangaroo court unfit to try ANYBODY. Even Kobe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 It will take us a week just to get through Voir Dire with this jury pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abobo Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 ABOBO REPORTING FOR BAILIFF DUTY!! ABOBO SMASH RUSTY BURRELL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Wapner used to take it up the ass from Doug Llewellen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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