****The official Trial of Jetman67 discussion thread

[Green DNA]

Hey Sponsored Links, nice to see that you finally made the journey over from JI.

[Maxman]

This is pretty funny.

[Judge Wapner]

The selected jurors will be getting mail very soon.

Wapner used to take it up the ass from Doug Llewellen.

Bob the Jets Fan

[InstantClassic]

Juror #9 right here.

[Judge Wapner]

The court clerk will be sending out pm's shortly to all the selected jurors.

[Scott Dierking]

12 angry men

[Bob]

The selected jurors will be getting mail very soon.

Bob the Jets Fan

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

Oh, all right. I'll play.

Note to Jetman67: You're screwed.

Bob, if you're going to be a defense attorney, you need to grow your hair long, turn it all gray, and have the nappiest haircut on the planet.

[Thor99]

Bob, if you're going to be a defense attorney, you need to grow your hair long, turn it all gray, and have the nappiest haircut on the planet.

A pony tail works, too.

[Garb]

I think Marko Cavka should be the lead attorney. Where has Marko been lately anyway? I mean, he'd be all over this, right?

[Thor99]

I think Marko Cavka should be the lead attorney. Where has Marko been lately anyway? I mean, he'd be all over this, right?

He sent me a pm. He's studying for the bar.

He's not quite ready yet. Plus, he has a fear of people in robes and muumuus.

[Bob]

My hair is about half gray. I cut the ponytail years ago and have no intention of growing it back.

That'll have to do.

Now, as my first order of business, consider this post my demand for a bill of particulars and discovery of the evidence the prosecution plans to introduce at trial. Motions to supress all that will be forthcoming.

[#27TheDominator]

My hair is about half gray. I cut the ponytail years ago and have no intention of growing it back.

That'll have to do.

Now, as my first order of business, consider this post my demand for a bill of particulars and discovery of the evidence the prosecution plans to introduce at trial. Motions to supress all that will be forthcoming.

No pony tail? In that case you'll have to wear a bolo tie and sandals.

[Jetman_67]

What kind of Trial is this??? JM67 is unable to take the stand if he cant log in!!!!!!! In addition to Bob, I also nominate Shawn 306 to join the legal team.

[Judge Wapner]

What kind of Trial is this??? JM67 is unable to take the stand if he cant log in!!!!!!! In addition to Bob, I also nominate Shawn 306 to join the legal team.

The court has discovered that you, Gameface67, is actually a duplicate account of Jetman67 (shocking!). it will suffice in my courtroom.

You're also welcome to gather your defense team. the prosecution's star witness is JI moderator and head of JI reconnaissance here at JN, Murphklecko73.

[Jetman_67]

The court has discovered that you, Gameface67, is actually a duplicate account of Jetman67 (shocking!). it will suffice in my courtroom.

You're also welcome to gather your defense team. the prosecution's star witness is JI moderator and head of JI reconnaissance here at JN, Murphklecko73.

No I'm Gameface; Jetman67 is a totally different person. I can produce photographic evidence to prove my claim as correct.

Now I must say this on JM's behalf, he is really a good guy often mis understood. Last year, he went through a really hard time. His life was like a soap opera. He is a different Jetman67 now. I taught him how to just relax and enjoy life. Now Jetman is more laid back. Jetman doesnt even drink beer anymore.

Edited July 31, 2008 by gameface67

[Thor99]

I taught him how to just relax and enjoy life. Now Jetman is more laid back. Jetman doesnt even drink beer anymore.

I vote for a public hanging.

[Green DNA]

Jetman doesnt even drink beer anymore.

Whaaat??? He doesn't drink beer and wears Crocs?? Friggin homo. He better cop a plea to a lesser charge.

[Maxman]

No I'm Gameface; Jetman67 is a totally different person. I can produce photographic evidence to prove my claim as correct.

Now I must say this on JM's behalf, he is really a good guy often mis understood. Last year, he went through a really hard time. His life was like a soap opera. He is a different Jetman67 now. I taught him how to just relax and enjoy life. Now Jetman is more laid back. Jetman doesnt even drink beer anymore.

I have nothing to do with the proceedings but I make a motion for immediate deletion of the jetman67 account because he is A LIAR.

A LIAR I SAID.

[shawn306]

No I'm Gameface; Jetman67 is a totally different person. I can produce photographic evidence to prove my claim as correct.

Now I must say this on JM's behalf, he is really a good guy often mis understood. Last year, he went through a really hard time. His life was like a soap opera. He is a different Jetman67 now. I taught him how to just relax and enjoy life. Now Jetman is more laid back. Jetman doesnt even drink beer anymore.

You are dead to me.

[Bob]

I'd better get paid pretty well for this, because I've got a **** case to defend.

[#27TheDominator]

I'd better get paid pretty well for this, because I've got a **** case to defend.

Make sure your second chair has nice shoes. If that dip**** tries to wear crocs in the courtroom they'll have to switch. Once I had to give my belt to a client too dumb to wear one.

[Bob]

I have nothing to do with the proceedings but I make a motion for immediate deletion of the jetman67 account because he is A LIAR.

A LIAR I SAID.

I move for immediate dismissal of all charges, based of the documented prejudicial statements of the Supreme Court.

[Scott Dierking]

I move for immediate dismissal of all charges, based of the documented prejudicial statements of the Supreme Court.

It is not prejudicial if it is the truth.

[dickkotite]

these charges are bogus.

it is not illegal to be a gay man in america

leave gameface alone!

[Jetfan13]

Whaaat??? He doesn't drink beer and wears Crocs?? Friggin homo. He better cop a plea to a lesser charge.

come on dude, crocs go great with the PT Cruiser

[Lil Bit Special]

I say we let all banned posters back. Even the ones from India.

[murphklecko73]

I don't want to be on the jury i want to be the prosecution's attorney. I have ALL the dirt on himmm........ Can i also be the EXECUTIONER?????PLEASE

[joewilly]

I don't want to be on the jury i want to be the prosecution's attorney. I have ALL the dirt on himmm........ Can i also be the EXECUTIONER?????PLEASE

sure, i'm ok with it. you gonna beat him to death with a turkey leg?

signed,

joe the ****eyed bailiff

[Judge Wapner]

I don't want to be on the jury i want to be the prosecution's attorney. I have ALL the dirt on himmm........ Can i also be the EXECUTIONER?????PLEASE

You are the prosecution's star witness. and as the senior JI intelligence officer here, you must have a **** load of dirt. how do you look in a hood?

[Judge Wapner]

I move for immediate dismissal of all charges, based of the documented prejudicial statements of the Supreme Court.

(banging gavel!!!!) order in the court!

[Judge Wapner]

I have nothing to do with the proceedings but I make a motion for immediate deletion of the jetman67 account because he is A LIAR.

A LIAR I SAID.

Heresay is not permited in this courtroom. you may be seated, tubby.

[Judge Wapner]

OK, prosecution and defense teams have been picked. the jury pool will be getting a pm very shortly from the court clerk. stay tuned.

[Maxman]

I don't want to be on the jury i want to be the prosecution's attorney. I have ALL the dirt on himmm........ Can i also be the EXECUTIONER?????PLEASE

Murph needs to be the Prosecutor. Please make that happen.

[Green DNA]

OK, prosecution and defense teams have been picked. the jury pool will be getting a pm very shortly from the court clerk. stay tuned.

I just got the PM. What does "Would you like to bang my gavel" mean exactly?