****The official Trial of Jetman67 discussion thread

[Bob]

I just got the PM. What does "Would you like to bang my gavel" mean exactly?

It means Doug Llewellyn isn't packing Wapner's fudge, anymore and he wants you to take his place.

Don't do it, man.

[BP]

It means Doug Llewellyn isn't packing Wapner's fudge, anymore and he wants you to take his place.

Don't do it, man.

Bob the Jets Fan

[Irish Jet]

Bob the Jets Fan

[Judge Wapner]

OK, Murphklecko73 is the lead prosecutor. BP will be his wily assistant.

Bob the Jets Fan

[Jetman_67]

OK, Murphklecko73 is the lead prosecutor. BP will be his wily assistant.

Bob the Jets Fan

[joewilly]

OK, Murphklecko73 is the lead prosecutor. BP will be his wily assistant.

Bob the Jets Fan

[Bob]

Nonsense. He hasn't testified, so he cannot possibly have committed perjury.

I demand a change of venue. I want this case heard at JI.

[Jetman_67]

OK, Murphklecko73 is the lead prosecutor. BP will be his wily assistant.

Bob the Jets Fan

[Thor99]

I have the slogan for the prosecutors.

"If you wear crocs, you must love cocks!"

[Bob]

Wait, this is unconstitutional!!!! The defense attorney has the right to interview prospective jurors.

Why has the prosecution not produced any discovery yet? Where is the prosecutions list of witnesses???

The court is out of line

We'll appeal. He's obviously been paid off.

[Judge Wapner]

Oh and were is this new charge from???? Do tell

No need to deny it, the proof is in this thread. anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.

does the bailiff get a gun? Id kill for a gun yer honor

Rusty is in this thread. he has a gun.

Nonsense. He hasn't testified, so he cannot possibly have committed perjury.

I demand a change of venue. I want this case heard at JI.

Posting in this thread is also considered an evidence gathering operation on the courts behalf.

[Judge Wapner]

Wait, this is unconstitutional!!!! The defense attorney has the right to interview prospective jurors.

Why has the prosecution not produced any discovery yet? Where is the prosecutions list of witnesses???

The court is out of line

The jurors are in this thread. does Bob the Jets Fan

[joewilly]

No need to deny it, the proof is in this thread. anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.

Rusty is in this thread. he has a gun.

Posting in this thread is also considered an evidence gathering operation on the courts behalf.

then give me a small gun. I could be a little rusty:rl:

[Judge Wapner]

We'll appeal. He's obviously been paid off.

(Banging gavel!!! ) You're out of order!

[Jetman_67]

We'll appeal. He's obviously been paid off.

Bob,

This should not be hard to win. According to the prosecuter Discovery is a channel he watches on his tv.

[Bob]

The jurors are in this thread. does Bob the Jets Fan™ have any objections to the jurors in the pool? the court will here you now, Bob.

Where is the list? How many summary dismissals do I get?

For the record, I'd rather the court "hear" me than "here" me.

Edited August 1, 2008 by Bob

[Thor99]

Bob,

This should not be hard to win. According to the prosecuter Discovery is a channel he watches on his tv.

This might not be as easy as you think.

According to the defendant, crocs and a PT Cruiser doesn's make a man gay.

[Rusty the bailiff]

Bob,

This should not be hard to win. According to the prosecuter Discovery is a channel he watches on his tv.

Where is the list? How many summary dismissals do I get?

The judge said order in the courtroom. quiet down while he's in his chambers deciding on your plea.

[Jetman_67]

This might not be as easy as you think.

According to the defendant, crocs and a PT Cruiser doesn's make a man gay.

Just for the record. Jetman does not drive a PT Cruiser.

[Bob]

Just for the record. Jetman does not drive a PT Cruiser.

Shut up, will ya? I'm trying to save your ass, here.

[Thor99]

Just for the record. Jetman does not drive a PT Cruiser.

Is it not true that at one time, Jetman not only drove a PT Cruiser, but bragged about it?

[Judge Wapner]

Where is the list? How many summary dismissals do I get?

For the record, I'd rather the court "hear" me than "here" me.

The judge has to go to the gym very soon. he will have further information tonight and this weekend, as this entire court proceedings have been sequestered.

[Jetman_67]

The judge said order in the courtroom. quiet down while he's in his chambers deciding on your plea.

No plea has been entered. Where did you receive your training? Maybe they just gave you a gun and said "Go Get Em"

[Bob]

The judge has to go to the gym very soon. he will have further information tonight and this weekend, as this entire court proceedings have been sequestered.

Is "the gym" where Doug Llewellyn pushes in your stool?

[Jetman_67]

The judge has to go to the gym very soon. he will have further information tonight and this weekend, as this entire court proceedings have been sequestered.

The Judge needs to get to the gym and fast!!! Maybe a facelift will help too..

Just sayin

[Jetman_67]

Is it not true that at one time, Jetman not only drove a PT Cruiser, but bragged about it?

He did at one time. You blatantly accused him of currently driving a pt cruiser. He does not drive one.

[Bob]

He did at one time. You blatantly accused him of currently driving a pt cruiser. He does not drive one.

Dammit, Jetgamefaceman67, let me do my job. You're not helping.

[slowmoe57]

I hate to butt in But Thor99 has not been sworn in so any thing he says is totally inaddmisable

jus sayin

[BP]

Dammit, Jetgamefaceman67, let me do my job. You're not helping.

[Jetman_67]

Dammit, Jetgamefaceman67, let me do my job. You're not helping.

Sorry Bob. I will be in my online school if you need me. LOL

[Irish Jet]

I think a username change is on the cards.

[Green DNA]

Is it not true that at one time, Jetman not only drove a PT Cruiser, but bragged about it?

Attn Prosecution: Please contact me about a Jets license plate that you miight want to introduce into evidence

[Irish Jet]

LOL

I see 'Court Clerk' is our newest member.

[Thor99]

This might not be as easy as you think.

According to the defendant, crocs and a PT Cruiser doesn's make a man gay.

He did at one time. You blatantly accused him of currently driving a pt cruiser. He does not drive one.

That's not an accusation of you currently driving a PT Cruiser. It's an accusation that you don't think they're gay.

You're gonna get the needle.

[Thor99]

I hate to butt in But Thor99 has not been sworn in so any thing he says is totally inaddmisable

jus sayin

And court stenographers need to keep their opinions to themselves.

One semester at Brooklyn Night Law School, and they think they're Johnny Cochran.