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I just got the PM. What does "Would you like to bang my gavel" mean exactly?

It means Doug Llewellyn isn't packing Wapner's fudge, anymore and he wants you to take his place.

Don't do it, man.

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Mr. Sperm, you are in the jury pool. thank you. now where is Mrs. Sperm?

Ladies, gentlemen and hermaphrodites of the jury, The fanciful tale spun by the prosecution would be persuasive if it were told at JI or in communist China. Here at JetNation, however,

Wait, this is unconstitutional!!!! The defense attorney has the right to interview prospective jurors.

Why has the prosecution not produced any discovery yet? Where is the prosecutions list of witnesses???

The court is out of line

We'll appeal. He's obviously been paid off.

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Oh and were is this new charge from???? Do tell

No need to deny it, the proof is in this thread. anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.

does the bailiff get a gun? Id kill for a gun yer honor

Rusty is in this thread. he has a gun.

Nonsense. He hasn't testified, so he cannot possibly have committed perjury.

I demand a change of venue. I want this case heard at JI.

Posting in this thread is also considered an evidence gathering operation on the courts behalf.

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Wait, this is unconstitutional!!!! The defense attorney has the right to interview prospective jurors.

Why has the prosecution not produced any discovery yet? Where is the prosecutions list of witnesses???

The court is out of line

The jurors are in this thread. does Bob the Jets Fan

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No need to deny it, the proof is in this thread. anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.

Rusty is in this thread. he has a gun.

Posting in this thread is also considered an evidence gathering operation on the courts behalf.

then give me a small gun. I could be a little rusty:rl:

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The jurors are in this thread. does Bob the Jets Fan™ have any objections to the jurors in the pool? the court will here you now, Bob.

Where is the list? How many summary dismissals do I get?

For the record, I'd rather the court "hear" me than "here" me.

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Bob,

This should not be hard to win. According to the prosecuter Discovery is a channel he watches on his tv.

This might not be as easy as you think.

According to the defendant, crocs and a PT Cruiser doesn's make a man gay.

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Where is the list? How many summary dismissals do I get?

For the record, I'd rather the court "hear" me than "here" me.

The judge has to go to the gym very soon. he will have further information tonight and this weekend, as this entire court proceedings have been sequestered.

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The judge has to go to the gym very soon. he will have further information tonight and this weekend, as this entire court proceedings have been sequestered.

Is "the gym" where Doug Llewellyn pushes in your stool?

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The judge has to go to the gym very soon. he will have further information tonight and this weekend, as this entire court proceedings have been sequestered.

The Judge needs to get to the gym and fast!!! Maybe a facelift will help too..

Just sayin

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He did at one time. You blatantly accused him of currently driving a pt cruiser. He does not drive one.

Dammit, Jetgamefaceman67, let me do my job. You're not helping.

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Is it not true that at one time, Jetman not only drove a PT Cruiser, but bragged about it?

Attn Prosecution: Please contact me about a Jets license plate that you miight want to introduce into evidence

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This might not be as easy as you think.

According to the defendant, crocs and a PT Cruiser doesn's make a man gay.

He did at one time. You blatantly accused him of currently driving a pt cruiser. He does not drive one.

That's not an accusation of you currently driving a PT Cruiser. It's an accusation that you don't think they're gay.

You're gonna get the needle.

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I hate to butt in But Thor99 has not been sworn in so any thing he says is totally inaddmisable

jus sayin

And court stenographers need to keep their opinions to themselves.

One semester at Brooklyn Night Law School, and they think they're Johnny Cochran.

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