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Judge Wapner

Judge Wapner

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OK, I quit. Between mods piling on, throwing in facts that were not in evidence and my own dumbass client picking an idiotic fight with the owner of the website, I'm in a no-win situation, here.

I don't mind wasting time, as my nearly 9,000 posts proves, but I'll waste it in ways of my own choosing.

Sorry, Jon. You're on your own.

Too late, you should have known he was a dumbass when you accepted being his defense attorney. did you think this was going to be easy?

If this resembled a real court, Dom, my motions for suppression and my objections over clear violations of my clients would have been heard.

**** this court.

Bob the Jets Fan

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Mr. Sperm, you are in the jury pool. thank you. now where is Mrs. Sperm?

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Ladies, gentlemen and hermaphrodites of the jury, The fanciful tale spun by the prosecution would be persuasive if it were told at JI or in communist China. Here at JetNation, however,

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OK, I quit. Between mods piling on, throwing in facts that were not in evidence and my own dumbass client picking an idiotic fight with the owner of the website, I'm in a no-win situation, here.

I don't mind wasting time, as my nearly 9,000 posts proves, but I'll waste it in ways of my own choosing.

Sorry, Jon. You're on your own.

Does this mean the trial will be moved to The Hague?

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Judge Wapner

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What time is it where you are???? Why are you posting right now. You should be in bed dude. Dont you have a life outside this board??? There has to be something better to do at 2am

Yes, I made a attempt at some silly humor, then edited to be a little more pc. Now back to my statement, Dude its wrong to be here at 2am. Posting at 2am is bad for a marriage. you get the point.

Not giving advice, just sayin not many post at 2am. Its only 11:20 here, so its cool. I never would be posting at 2am except when I was working graveyard. I made sure that didnt last long, because its just not natural to up working at 2am. We all know, I need my beauty sleep.

Good for you. Its a good thing to be helping a cause. Seriously I am impressed. Its nice to see people do these things. Whatever it is, i wish you the best of luck with it. Yes, this is actually sincere.

Jetman67, you're out of order. this is just another reason why we're having this case to begin with. you said earlier in this thread that you were not going to be a trouble maker. what happened?

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OK, I quit. Between mods piling on, throwing in facts that were not in evidence and my own dumbass client picking an idiotic fight with the owner of the website, I'm in a no-win situation, here.

I don't mind wasting time, as my nearly 9,000 posts proves, but I'll waste it in ways of my own choosing.

Sorry, Jon. You're on your own.

My 2 cents -- don't quit.

But there should be 2 threads for this. A discussion thread for the common folk like myself and a thread for only the lawyers and people in the court room. We could setup the private debate feature so not everyone could post in the main thread.

ORDER IN THE COURT.

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My 2 cents -- don't quit.

But there should be 2 threads for this. A discussion thread for the common folk like myself and a thread for only the lawyers and people in the court room. We could setup the private debate feature so not everyone could post in the main thread.

ORDER IN THE COURT.

That's a great idea. make it so, please.

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SoFlaJets

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I'm here watching the proceedings from my summer house in the Hamptons while my nanny is watching the kids.

It's not easy owning a message board.

so that little foaming at the mouth episode was a fake to get you back to LI? The judge will be informed...

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Bob,

Dont quit now!!! you are Jetmans only hope. Look, I really wont have much time to be on this board for the next two weeks. I have 2 final projects due for school as well as my regular assignments. Im still carrying an A in each class and want to keep it that way.

SHoot me an email when i need to be in here.

Just remember, jetman never hurt anyone. Making silly mistakes and doing thing that are silly are not crimes.

The persecuter has a personal vandetta against JM67. This is personal. He banned JM67 from JI and wants him banned from here as well.

While he enjoys being in control over there he wants to do the same here. The whole truth behind Murph banning me at JI was because Im not afraid to say something about a certain individual who has had alot of control over there. Somehow she got alot more control than the leadership realized until it was too late.

She said some nasty stuff about JM and his Fiance; Jetman took a few shots back. Jetman got banned for defending his honor. Jetman doesnt regret it.

Jetman never really left JI, he has been logging in and posting ever since then. Under a different name. Just like he does here.

All of this happened during a time of turmoil in Jetmans personal life. His life was full of stress and more drama than you could imagine. Perhaps that is why his hair is now gray??? He not only endured his divorce, but other stress building factors as well. The real estate market collapsed which has killed many careers. Now Jetman is going to school for his degree in information technology. (what other business is there to be in living in Seattle??)

In case nobody has noticed, JM or gameface rarely post anymore. That is because he is too busy with school, working and a home life.

Jetman still posts at other sites. He still posts at TGG.com. He logged in there recently for the first time in about 9 months. (on a side note, some who have posted there may not know this; a long time jets fan over there under the user name of Green Guy recently passed away suddenly. If you ever posted there or do post there, I encourage you to go there and pay your respects in the memoriam thread. His father still posts there)

Jetman doesnt get drunk anymore. He hasnt in a very long time. Somehow lost the taste for beer. Once in a while, I will have a cold one, but very rare these days. My only addiction left is Starbucks Coffee.

All kidding aside, if reinsated Jetman will be respectful to others, will not cause any trouble and promises in front of all posters here that he will not create any drama of any kind on any Jets boards. All I want to do is enjoy chatting with my fellow Jets fans.

To those who I have offended in the past on any jets board, I appologize. I hope you are able to forgive as you should according to scripture.

I hope to see some of you guys in Seattle when the Jets come here and beat the Seahawks to clinch the division title. (it could hapen, maybe, possibly, OK I know its just a daydream) Seriously, for those coming out here I already have Jet fan freindly pubs ready for that weekend, it should be fun.

As of now I plan on stopping by 16H for a little while for the home opener. I will have my kids with me and will not be at 16H long since I am doing what they want to do before the game.

I do know one thing, while JM has done som silly stuff, he never hurt anyone on any board. Considering the fact that no harm was done, JM should be reinstated immediately. If the admins have concerns about doing this than they should reinstate JM67 on a probation period of 3 months where he can have the opportunity to prove that he is changed.

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Just stating the true facts dude. Telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth

Hey, we go back quite a few years.

I never had one problem with you as a poster and really enjoyed when you went on one of your "rants".

That was good stuff.

Have a WhataBurger recently?

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look Blackout we know you want to get the hell out of Dodge and all but you heard what happened at that club in Atlanta the other night-be thankful you were stuck at the Parkway Motel and not hanging with Puffy

I was with Pacman in Vegas that night

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JUDGE

Has the jury reached a verdict?

CUT TO JURY. THEIR EXPRESSIONS INDICATE THAT THEY ARE NOT

AT ALL WELL-DISPOSED TOWARD THE DEFENDANTS.

CAMERA CLOSES IN ON FOREMAN. HE RISES.

FOREMAN

We have, your honor.

JUDGE

(off camera)

How does the jury find?

FOREMAN

We find the defendants incredibly

guilty.

CUT TO JUDGE.

JUDGE

Will the defendants please rise and

approach the bench.

CUT TO BIALYSTOCK, BLOOM AND LIEBKIND. THEY STRUGGLE TO

THEIR FEET AND HOBBLE TO THE JUDGE'S BENCH.

JUDGE

Do the defendants have anything to

say in their behalf before the

court pronounces sentence?

BLOOM

I would like to say a word, sir,

not on my behalf, but in behalf of

my partner, Max Bialystock.

JUDGE

Proceed.

BLOOM

Thank you, your honor. Max

Bialystock is a very selfish man.

BIALYSTOCK

(whispers to Bloom)

Don't help me.

BLOOM

He's a liar and a cheat and a

scoundrel. He's taken money from

little old ladies. He's talked

people into doing things they never

would have dreamed of. Especially

me. But who has he really hurt?

(MORE)

95.

BLOOM (CONT'D)

Who are the victims? Not me, I had

the most exciting adventure of my

life. And what about the little

old ladies? What would their lives

have been without Max Bialystock?

He made them feel wanted and young

and attractive again.

LITTLE OLD LADIES

(off camera, ad-lib)

"Oh, Max, Max, I love you Max."

"Let him go, let him go."

"Don't take my Bialy."

JUDGE

(rapping gavel)

Order. Order.

BIALYSTOCK

And may I humbly add, your honor,

that we have learned our lesson and

we'll never do it again.

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Jetman_67

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Hey, we go back quite a few years.

I never had one problem with you as a poster and really enjoyed when you went on one of your "rants".

That was good stuff.

Have a WhataBurger recently?

There are no whataburgers in Seattle. I avoid fast food these days. SPC is an amazing cook, so we usually eat at home. When we go out its usually the Cheesecake Factory, Red Robin or McCormick and Schmicks. Lots of good sushi here too

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