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If I see or hear another e-harmony commercial with Lee and Ann Marie I'll puke. He's so high strung, she's so laid back....blah, blah, blah....love is grand! They are the most annoying couple on Earth. I hope they have a nasty divorce.

Does this make me a bad person? LOL! Sush, BP.

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If I see or hear another e-harmony commercial with Lee and Ann Marie I'll puke. He's so high strung, she's so laid back....blah, blah, blah....love is grand! They are the most annoying couple on Earth. I hope they have a nasty divorce.

Does this make me a bad person? LOL! Sush, BP.

Of all the things that make you a bad person, that's hardly at the top of the list.

:D

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If I see or hear another e-harmony commercial with Lee and Ann Marie I'll puke. He's so high strung, she's so laid back....blah, blah, blah....love is grand! They are the most annoying couple on Earth. I hope they have a nasty divorce.

Does this make me a bad person? LOL! Sush, BP.

it is a great service IMO

where do people meet nowadays

at church? attendance is down

at meat markets? for 1 nite stands yes...relationship no

at work? gossip is always bad

at Jet tailgates--- maybe this is your ticket!!!!

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Wrong. But you do make a mean rum and coke, so I'll play nice. :)

Well, I guess I'm going to have to be your bartender again this year. listen, this time you have to stir the drink before you take a sip out of it. remember,pride and professionalism on and off the partying site, Garb. :P

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Well, I guess I'm going to have to be your bartender again this year. listen, this time you have to stir the drink before you take a sip out of it. remember,pride and professionalism on and off the partying site, Garb. :P

what was I supposed to stir it with, my finger? Pride and professionalism, remember?

Azz......LOL!

Forget it now. I'll drink bottled water and call it a day.

I may not actually make the game this year, truth be told.

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what was I supposed to stir it with, my finger? Pride and professionalism, remember?

Azz......LOL!

Forget it now. I'll drink bottled water and call it a day.

I may not actually make the game this year, truth be told.

LOL!

That's too bad, I may have to wish you good luck before the game via voice mail again :Nuts:\:D/

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He doesn't really have anything to be conceited about, now does he?

Still, shooting him seems a bit extreme.

1-Well Bob, I'm a year from graduating college and I've got my health too. And my own apartment and car. Nothing great, but there's people with worse lives. Alot worse...

2-"a bit"? A googillian times extreme!

I refuse to let any hooligans around here think they can dirty my name up on my most favorite message board.

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And I thought Viagra commercials were annoying.

If a man has that kind of 'problem' I'm SURE he doesn't need a commercial telling him how to fix it. 50 times a day, at that. And during Saturday morning cartoons. You get my point.

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And I thought Viagra commercials were annoying.

If a man has that kind of 'problem' I'm SURE he doesn't need a commercial telling him how to fix it. 50 times a day, at that. And during Saturday morning cartoons. You get my point.

Yes, we cannot satisfy our women anymore without the help of narcotics, let's get around a campfire and sing about it! Then after that let's hold and hands and talk about our feelings and how daddy didn't hug us enough as children!

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And I thought Viagra commercials were annoying.

If a man has that kind of 'problem' I'm SURE he doesn't need a commercial telling him how to fix it. 50 times a day, at that. And during Saturday morning cartoons. You get my point.

i also love how the man who has the issue is always really good looking.. as if it says to other men.."see i am a hunk and i am ok with taking the little blue pill, you should too"

and how many people have two old fashion bathtubs in their backyard overlooking vineyards that you take soaks in, hold hands and watch the sunset. :happy0071:

yeah i do that every day. :rolleyes:

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And I thought Viagra commercials were annoying.

If a man has that kind of 'problem' I'm SURE he doesn't need a commercial telling him how to fix it. 50 times a day, at that. And during Saturday morning cartoons. You get my point.

heh they give me the extra burst and 12.5% more staying power, yeah i know

5 seconds may not seem like a long time for you;)

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