Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Please post any and all ridiculous philosophical questions and/or situations. I'll start: Would you sledgehammer a poodle to death for world peace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Another: Would you eat a syphillitic homeless person's crack cheese to avoid paying alimony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Please post any and all ridiculous philosophical questions and/or situations. I'll start: Would you sledgehammer a poodle to death for world peace? Gladly... I'd sledgehammer a few thousand poodles to death for a good cause like World Peace. Second question, Health is more important than money... anyone who chooses differently is an assbag and should be sledgehammered for world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I have one: What Chair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Gladly... I'd sledgehammer a few thousand poodles to death for a good cause like World Peace. Second question, Health is more important than money... anyone who chooses differently is an assbag and should be sledgehammered for world peace. Would you give up perfect health in exchange for a year of having threesomes with your two fantasy women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Would you fill your butt with Pop Rocks and seltzer if it led to a Jet Super Bowl win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Would you give up perfect health in exchange for a year of having threesomes with your two fantasy women? If I wanted a threesome with two hot chicks, I would have one. Would you fill your butt with Pop Rocks and seltzer if it led to a Jet Super Bowl win? I'd have gay sex with eric mangini and brett favre for a jets superbowl win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 If I wanted a threesome with two hot chicks, I would have one. I'd have gay sex with eric mangini and brett favre for a jets superbowl win. Damn, I could never get this done when I was single. Pointers, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 If Satan were a guest at your dinner party, what wine would you serve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Damn, I could never get this done when I was single. Pointers, please? lmao, No wayyyyy... Greengal would be in here within three second bashing the hell out of me and bringing up the post for years. No thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 lmao, No wayyyyy... Greengal would be in here within three second bashing the hell out of me and bringing up the post for years. No thank you. I don't give a f**k about GG, I desperately need the advice!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I don't give a f**k about GG, I desperately need the advice!! aren't you married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 aren't you married? Sssssh! My wife comes home in a few hours. Who knowns? Maybe she'll dump me. Yeah, that's the approach. Continue to make her life hell until I'm bangin' c**ktail waitresses two at a time. (thank you Fredo.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 More stilted philosophy: If you had to slice off one of your nuts to save your kid's life, left or right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 More stilted philosophy: If you had to slice off one of your nuts to save your kid's life, left or right? Both, I did that already to stop having kids, so sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Both, I did that already to stop having kids, so sure. If stop meant go, and go meant stop, would you go or stop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Another: Would you eat a syphillitic homeless person's crack cheese to avoid paying alimony? Borogoguy, would you if your wife caught you in a threesome with ****tail waitresses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Borogoguy, would you if your wife caught you in a threesome with ****tail waitresses? LOL. It would be moot, my friend. The word gelding comes to mind and would be the least of my worries. But I am thinkin' about it, especially if the two ladies were Olivia Munn and Eva Longoria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 How much money would it take for you to eat a donkey from ears to tail, and everything else in between? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 LOL. It would be moot, my friend. The word gelding comes to mind and would be the least of my worries. But I am thinkin' about it, especially if the two ladies were Olivia Munn and Eva Longoria. Can you say Lorena Bobbitt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Can you say Lorena Bobbitt Only mine wouldn't be bouncing on the side of the road. She'd go right for the meat grinder. Why did I have to be a chef and have all these sharp knives and other kitchen implements? Damn you, Zeus!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 If you inexplicably attained the power to bring puppets and marionettes to life for one night, what would you have them do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 If you inexplicably attained the power to bring puppets and marionettes to life for one night, what would you have them do? Thats one way to get your three way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Thats one way to get your three way. Imagine the splinters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Imagine the splinters. Try explaining that to your wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Try explaining that to your wife "Honey, you would not believe the madhouse at Home Depot today..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Would you wear Ralph Kiner's bed linen for a month in exchange for a free dental cleaning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 If you inexplicably attained the power to bring puppets and marionettes to life for one night, what would you have them do? Hand job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Hand job? Sander mishap, perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 If you "get in touch with your inner bitch", can you go screw yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 If you're a person with your head up your butt.... and you're chewing gum...is it stuck there 7 years? Will a brain fart get it back out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 If you "get in touch with your inner bitch", can you go screw yourself? It gives new meaning--and clarity--to reaching the inner recesses of one's mind and topcoat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 If you're a person with your head up your butt.... and you're chewing gum...is it stuck there 7 years? Will a brain fart get it back out? In a purely metaphysical sense: No, since time has no relative value or car insurance. In reality, however, time is on your side, much like Nationwide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 I wonder if she wonders if I wonder if she wonders? --Thanks to Ian Hunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Everything has a container. So what "contains" the universe? Does the impossibility of this answer render the very notion of 3-dimensional Euclidean n-space to be invalid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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